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CETLIFE -This is a campus love story.
We have brought in lots of events which you might have seen in typical malayalam movies &. also from our experience.
Our hero 'Sidhu" is a 'Tuf-guy'.
This 'Tuf' doesn't mean real TOUGH but... You find it out yourself
every love story has got a few 'country' fellows
Thay aren't 'country'
Okay they can be referred as 'friends'
Friends are the backbone of all success love stories
as wel as all love-failures too
Lets meet 'friends' of this love story
Macha few are coming..
These are my NON-country fellows termed-'FRIENDS'
I Love youu
F*ck off
[ Friends chuckles- teases]
Lets go back to their first year ..first class in college
one FLASHBACKK..
ohh 30 guyss...and...
....18 girls.ooohhh
seems a tight competition
'sir may i come in'
ohh my good heavens..who is this??
: "Hi" :"hi"
how can i know her name???
:'Whats your name?
'Sidhu-Shreya' ..sounds like made-for-each-other
ohh..why the hell he is staring at me!!
look at me darling
please turn and look at me dear
ayyoo she saw me...
ohh God Is this 'love at first sight'?
NO..This is not...This is not the answer...!
[cursing him]
hmm , I will make her fall for me
[Duster falls on his face]
you say the answer
don't know sir
hmm.. then you say
248 times sir
:He is brilliant right? : yeah
Then what happened?
later many semesters passed..and I tried out many things for her
I asked many experinced guys for the same.. and one day...
hey you saw that guy..
turn slowly
look at that guy in ***-coloured shirt
now you see that girl in black churidar
They are the underground pair of this college...
all their dealings are through mobile
lets get him
[ragging a junior] okay lets get him
macha you want her right.?.its very simple
u see this thing.You just get her mobile no.
send her few seductive messages..and thats it... [message tone]
Even now she's sending me messages... [all anxious]..sorry I can't show it you..
Just stick to my advice..and send her message
Keep on sending messages ..she will fall ..man
Hey Shreya I want to talk to you something
Your first sight gave me a pounding heart beat [immitating Varanam Aayiram-scene]
shreya: I too felt like that...I was thinking why it took you so long to tell me this
At that moment I felt as if an Ilayaraja music was playing
shreya: "***..what do you think of yourself"
stop it...i didn't feel like that...now you hung up your phone
ohh phone!!
ohhh Sidhu...I din notice you...sorry,... You were saying something rite?
I was on a call
ehh..err did you feel like some Rahman music..playing...now..
Vijay got..Jyothika ..rite.... [ crow sound-sarcasm]
Err silly crow...
It could have left ...if I had your phone no.[shy]
shreya:"why not..I will give you my no."
9791135101
shreya:"okay bye" sidhu: kay..[chuckles]
hayyooo...phone switching offf!!![low battery]....Heyy..
WHERE IS YOUR ID-CARD!!!
sir sorry..sir..please now its urgent sir...please..1 minute...sir
Macha..totally F*CKED!!!
Later I met a gym-fellow :who
a glamourous pair..
Hi
Macha ..nowadays girls want masculine guys ..isn't it babe?
so you just develop your body..she will certainly fall.
After developing my body..I went to attract her
Sexyy
ehh he has changed a lot
superb body..i want a boyfriend like him
hmm..I am not much particular about body..but I want someone who is genuine.though body is like that of Dhanush [tamil actor]
so body ..wasted..
and later you talked a studious pair rite?
yeah..a studious guy..and he too adviced me...its a big story...
Heyy you...come here
is it me..
he is in slowmotion
hey you dumbhead you..only..come here
ohh so..you are Mr.Bookworm..ohh smartass
atleast can you tell me how you got her ?? [modestly]
heyy..you are making me shy..
This gym and looks wont workout these days..What girls want now is....
G.P.A..You need G.P.A
How am I looking... :ayyee
bad rite ..i know that..now what about her..? :nice
i will take it out for you dear..why troubling that fool...
saw that..she is a hindi girl..and i'm a mallu..how is this possible...
so what was I talking about? :studies
so you try and get an 8 G.P.A....that will do wonder than this stupid shades and your bulgy muscles....which is a total wste
An 8 pointer will get any girl of his dreams okay...
its time for us to rush through our final revision before she has to get back to her hostel....can you guys just move on...
so..next what I need is GPA........
hello..what..semester results are out???
57...57..roll no. 57 man...
Ehh...what..are you sure...Check it out once more sure...
hang the phone..dude..
after scoring 9 G.P.A ..I dressed up and headed towards my class for applause
Sidhu its time to strike gold..its time to impress her..
No..Sidhu...Tuf Tuf..you are tuf guy..keep your attitude
how much for you?[shreya] :i got 7
7 gpa??? :what GPA..I got 7 back paper...
How much for you??
i got 8...
you got 8 GPA???
No mann..8 sppli..(back paper) [sidhu astonished]
how about your result??? :i got 9
smart you got 9 suppli.. : no..not back papers .. i got 9 GPA
what 9 GPA??..
did some cracker store caught fire??
now lets see the climax...
I heard that she is loving someone else..better stop disturbing her and do something else instead of this..
ohh now this is what he just told me as assignment..
and his IEEE meeting
and here too..
It hurts us more when our friends get love..than our love failure..
heyy..For the last 4 years I was roaming behind you
I heard that you are in love with someone else..
Now atleast can't we be friends?
Is it over?
I can't see you even as my friend
For all these years you were trying to prove that you were Tuf
You haven't even spoken to me..Then why should I consider you as friend
If a girl likes someone she keeps it in her heart..and allows it to groom inside her..untill the boy approaches her and reveals his feelings
Now one guy is there in my heart too...
It's You...you fool..!!!
[Sidhu blushes]
Why sir ..it was a romantiuc scene rite??
heyy..its too silly..and lacks impact..you think about another climax
Then lets take rest in railway station ..So that both of them can be united there
No...Thats too costly ..Our shortfilm doesn't have that much budget ..[director voice]
Stop thinking man...Just look here...
Macha why am i not getting a girl friend????
shreya:You will find a better GF ..:) I think I will have a gr8 friend in you ;) gn8 keep in touch [SMS]
All those SMSs and FB status were just a waste..
Macha what was the need 4 me to get a GF?
Macha thats called LOVE....