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Hello ladies and gentlemen. How are you?
Can you believe it's been a year?!
It was... it was like yesterday when we were here last time. It was already a year ago.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the 5th cosplay competition. Are you ready?
Are the participants ready?
And are the judges ready?
Let's give the judges a round of applause.
? Hans, who is a costume designer.
Andy ? a ? artist.
And Nadya ?, international cosplayer.
Let's give them a round of applause.
And just like every year, we're gonna have a terrific show this year.
I've seen some of the costumes. I've seen some of the ladies.
I've seen how small some of the costumes are.
Believe me. It... it's gonna be a feast for your eyes.
So if everybody is ready, then we'll start with the kids.
We have just a few Little Sisters from Bioshock.
Give them a round of applause! Little sisters from Bioshock.
Mister Bubbles. Mister Bubbles.
Are you there? Are you there?
Come and give me lollies. Come and feed me toffees.
Teddy bears... teddy bears...
The little sisters. And now ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna go on to groups.
The very first group of our competition is L and Ide from Death Note.
Give them a round of applause.
(♫ Super Psycho Love - Simon Curtis ♫)
Let's give them a big round of applause, that was L and Ide from Death Note.
And our very next participants: Dark magician girl and Dark Magician.
Give them an applause.
Now, I use my ? card, to bring back my Dark Magician.
And sacrifice ?, to summon my Dark Magician.
? to me.
What the?!?
?
?
Look! ?. Where did they come from?
No idea. But ?
I'll duel.
Wait! Something's wrong here.
Yeah. You're right.
Where's that stuff, ***.
?
You must trust in the heart of the cards, Dark Magician Girl.
Time to DUEL!!!
Time to DUEL!!!
Time to DUEL!!!
Hello, Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl.
(can't hear what is said)
Finally! After thousands of years, we are free.
Now, I can finally do this.
Give them a part of that applause ladies and gentlemen. Dark Magician Girl and the Dark Magician.
Ladies and gentlemen.
The next participants... They left their car in the other room.
So they're gonna do it without the car.
But they're gonna go Back to the future.
Marty McFly and Doc Brown.
Marty!
You've got to come back with me.
Where?
Back to the future.
Wait a minute. What are you doing doc?
I need fuel.
Go ahead. Quick! Get in the car.
No no no no. Look doc, I just got here, okay.
Jennifer's here, we're gonna take the new truck for a spin.
Well, bring her along. This concerns her too.
Wait a minute, doc. What are you talking about?
What'll we become? *** or something?
Oh no no no no no, Marty. Both you and Jennifer turn out fine.
It's your kids, Marty. Something has got to be done about your kids.
Hey doc, you better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
(♫ Safe and Sound - Capital Cities ♫)
Ladies and gentlemen. Marty McFly and Doc Brown.
Common Marty, let's get Back to the Future.
And we go on, ladies and gentlemen, with our next participants.
And they are...
Little Scythe (?) and Berlis (?) from World of Warcraft: Cataclysm.
Let's give them a big round of applause.
I... Am...
Deathwing!
The Destroyer!
The End Of All Things!
(?)
(?)
(♫ ? - ? ♫)
(♫ ? - ? ♫)
(♫ ? - ? ♫)
A big round of applause for Little Scythe (?) and Berlis (?) from World of Warcraft: Cataclysm.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the next participants are Disney fairies.
Now, if you know Disney, you gotta know that the buttler did it.
Let's give a round of applause for Fawn and Tinker Bell.
Fawn and Tinker Bell.
(♫ To The Fairies They Draw Near - Loreena McKennitt ♫)
A big round of applause for Fawn and Tinker Bell, the Disney fairies.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we get to have a whole team on stage.
So I gotta leave the stage now 'cause, you know, the stage is a little too small.
Ladies and gentlemen, Let's give a big round of applause for Team Fortress.
She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000...
(?) Them $200 bullets ain't so hard when they don't hit nothing, are they.
(?) I will kill you with bare hands.
I'm running circles around you. You are terrible.
I'm a force of nature.
You are so small! It's funny to me!
Ay! It's not like (?)
Go home Lassie, grow some hair on your face!
Did you think you could beat me?!
You are no match for me.
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting.
Depth perception pall, look into it.
Cyclops.
I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse!
(?) No worries!
I'm having it with robots.
You are going to meet muuuch bigger guns!
Gyah. He's so happy, eh.
Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.
I solve practical problems.
Use a gun.
And if that don't work...
...use more gun.
Ahem... Gentlemen.
These machine, they're freakin' bad.
Très bon.
Thank you (?)
What are you, president of his fan club?
No.
That would be your mother.
What!?
Who touched my gun!?!
Little, little man.
Let this be lesson for you!
Docteur, help!
Oh, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back.
No, zey don't.
Prêt.
Uuh, Heavy does not feel right.
Defend our honor! Kill these robots!
(?)
Your broken neck is gonna be a fine (?)
5
4
3
2
1
(?)
Flawless victory, now do it again!
Go to hell.
Oh, merde.
All attention. (?)
That was (?) the sniper, the spy, the scout,
the heavy, the medic, the engineer, the demoman from Team Fortress.
Let's go, ladies and gentlemen, with the pharao Atem and Seto Kaiba.
Let's give them a round of applause.
At last, after spending millions of dollars and fighting hundreds of (?), my time machine is ready.
Oh wait a second Mister Kaiba. There's still some tests we need to do.
Screw the tests. I don't have time to waste.
I want my revenge now.
But sir, there could be some side effects.
Woman, shut up and just start the machine.
I told you, I don't have time for this.
Okay, if you say so...
Okay, I'm ready.
Ahhh. Being a pharaoh is fabulous.
I order people around all the time and nobody is nagging about it.
And the best of all, I don't have to follow (?) stupid children's card games anymore.
Ugh, what. I feel like I've been locked up in a (?)
In the name of Ra, who dares to disturb my fabulousness.
Pharoah! I've finally found you. I demand one final duel.
Oh Ra. I recognise that ego anywhere.
Kaiba, why don't you just leave me...
Oooooh my various gods.
What? What are you looking at?
Uhhh. I... Ehh you...
(?)
Are those what I think they are?
I think so.
Kaiba, why in the heaven do you have ***.
How the hell should I knowwwww wait...
That scientist said something about side effects.
Hell...
Sooo... what are you going to do about that?
Oh, whatever. I still want my duel.
But I couldn't leave without a duel disk.
Nope. Look. I always have a spare with me.
Oh. And your deck is already in it.
Fine, I just want to get over with it.
I'll start.
Oh objection! I'll use this, and this and this and this and this and this and this and this card.
Come forth, my ultimate blue-eyes white dragon.
Wait a minute! That's against the rules!
Hah! Screw rules! I have ***.
Hmm, good point.
But you still aren't a true duellist because you don't believe in the Heart of the Cards like I do.
Heart of the Cards, give me the right cards.
Oh muck, the right card. Guess which one it is.
Oh god, not again.
That's right. Exodia. (?)
Kaiba. Hey, Kaiba!
Ooh. What am I going to do with her now?
Heh. Unconscious girls can't say no.
Right. Let's give them a round of applaus, ladies and gentlemen, Pharoah Atem and Seto Kaiba.
We go on with the very next participants.
Here we go:
Asuna Yuuki, Kirito Kazuto, Yui.
Let's give them a round of applause.
(Does someone have a transcript of this?)
All right.
Asuna Yuuki, Kirito Kazuto, Yui.
Let's give them a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
And now... one, two, three. Walk with me.
Gray and Juvia, Fairy Tail.
(♫ Touchin' On My - 30H3 ♫)
Juvia, (?)
Hmm, okay.
Really?
Yeah, I'll be right back.
(♫ I'm So Excited - The Pointer Sisters ♫)
But wait a minute! This is gonna be my first time!
(♫ Like a *** - Madonna ♫)
Are you comming?
Yeah, in a minute!
(♫ I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island ft. Akon ♫)
Gray, you idiot!
Oww, oww...
Thank you.
Wow. Oh, by the way. I was not smoking.
I stopped smoking 10 years ago. So the smoke... it's not me. Okay?
And that was Gray and Juvia. One, two, three. Walk through me.
And now ladies and gentlemen, from the X-men: Magneto & Wolverine.
Magneto & Wolverine.
(♫ ? - ? ♫)
Can you... can you give the people's metal objects back?
They need them back.
Magneto and Wolverine, ladies and gentlemen.
And now, we go on with a group from Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.
Let's give them a round of applause.
(♫ ? - ? ♫)
(♫ Disco Interno - Glee (Amber Riley) ♫)
Baby burn baby, disco inferno. That was from Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a story, about a little star and an evil witch.
Ladies and gentlemen. Stardust.
Once upon a time, a little magical (?)
After a series of unfortunate events, a star fell to earth.
And not just any star. The brightest star in the whole sky.
(?) As her sisters called her: Yvaine
Though she looked down on the human world for centuries,
It (?) oh so different from down here.
(?), hurt, confused and lost, she stumbled through the forest, seeking shelter.
But Yvaine's arrival in Stormhold did not go unnoticed.
The evil witch queen Lamia,
though old and weak, (?)
And knew she would (?).
So she (?) a plan, an evil plan.
With the last of her magic, she brought forth the illusion of (?)
With her trap set up, she waited for the star.
And so innocent Yvaine, conveniently, walked into the trap.
Under the disguise of a gentle barkeeper's wife,
Lamia welcomed her, nursed her, befriended her.
And waited till the (?) filled with joy, happiness and magic.
And she would shine once again.
Then Lamia knew, the time she had been waiting for had come.
The time to cut out the heart of a star.
Will Lamia's evil plans succeed? Will Yvaine live?
Will the hero make it in time? For all of this and more,
join us next time for another exciting instalment of
Dragonball Z I... I... I mean of Stardust
Let's give them a round of applause ladies and gentlemen.
Yvaine the star and Lamia the Witch.
And now we've seen all the groups. And you know what that means.
That means we're gonna have one last look at the groups.
Let's bring them all on stage! Come on!
Everybody on stage!
Come on! All of you!
And little faster please. Everyone here is waiting. Come on!
Yeah! Let's hear it one more time for all the groups!
Thank you! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Now the groups are leaving the stage.
You've taken your final pictures.
Because, as we say: the show must go on.
Ha. The first part of our show is finished but don't worry, we've got 2 more parts to go.