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Hi my name is Marc
and here are your top ten reasons
why you don't have a girlfriend.
Number ten
Having a girlfriend would make your admirers jealous.
Number 9
Your charm and charisma could use a little work.
Hey pretty lady...
...what you doin' tonight?
Number 8
You're always right
and girls hate that.
Number 7
You're batman in your spare time
and let's be honest
most girls are going to be a little bit scared
if you go up to them and say,
"Hey, you wanna be my girlfriend?"
Number 6
You're three seasons behind on the Walking Dead.
Number 5
It's much cheaper,
and you're saving for your retirement.
Number 4
You don't have time for girls when you're
feeding the homeless and
nursing sick puppies back to life.
Number 3
One word bro, gym.
Number 2
You're too much of a man for
any one woman to handle.
And the number one, and most likely reason
you don't have a girlfriend?
You're ugly as sin!