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Alright, I'll see you on Monday.
Here! Here, take my wallet. You can even have my first-born dog.
Just, please, don't hurt me, man! Take my watch, too!
What?! Man…
I… I knew this would happen!
A guy can't even wear his own favorite type of head gear without somebody stereotyping him!
Thinking that he's some sort of robber, pirate, football player…
Please, don't hurt me, Mr. Scary Masked Man!
I bet you didn't even know that this scary little ski mask was once called a Balaclava.
It was knitted into existence in the 19th Century by some sweet old little lady, who'd probably be ashamed to call herself your grandmother!
She shipped it off to the British soldiers who used it to keep their faces warm.
Did it ever occur to you that I might just be some war-torn British hero?!
I'm sorry. Would you like a piece of gum?
Man, I don't want your gum. I just wanna wear my balaclava in peace!
Well, I'm sorry for stereotyping you.
(cat meowing from hammer hit in the distance)
(metal clanging and explosion)
(man screaming in pain in the distance)
(tennis ball bouncing)
Aargh! Aargh! No, no, please!
Well, you didn't learn anything, did you? I just want a piece of gum.
But you said you didn't want any!
Well, I changed my mind. That's the right of a balaclava wearer. HA HA HA!
And you know what? I'm gonna take your wallet, too! HA HA HA!
So, you go and you have yourself a great night! HA!
BALACLAVA!
(choking and gasping for air)
Nice balaclava. Heh.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS!