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Marshmallow cereal bar.
Marshmallow cereal bar.
MARSHMALLOW CEREAL BAR.
You will need 3 tablespoons of butter, 1 teaspoon of vanilla, 4 tablespoons of poison, 4 cups
of marshmallows, 1 corpse, and 5 cups of cereal.
Grease a pan.
Then, place the butter and marshmallows in a pan over the stove.
Turn on the heat, and watch the marshmallows slowly melt away, imagining them as a metaphor
for mankind, slowly rotting away until there is nothing left.
Compose poetry about how this makes you feel.
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Death.
Once the marshmallows have fully absorbed you're message and become goopy globs of fear
and confusion, stop the heat, and add the vanilla.
Mix in the cereal, noticing the unique shapes and textures of each piece of cereal. Think
about the beauty of individuality.
Then, take a small section of the mixture outside. At midnight, rest the mixture on
top of the corpse.
Shout as loudly as you can into the sky: MARSHMALLOWS!
The marshmallow gods will take your offering, and the corpse will slowly rise into the air.
Quickly pour the poison into the mixture. The gods will die.
Return to the kitchen and continue the individuality of the cereal until the cereal bars have cooled
off.
Eat the individuality. You are more powerful than it, you are more powerful than the cereal.
You are, in fact, more powerful than everyone.
You will rise into the sky, the new marshmallow god, more powerful than any of the puny mortals
below you, and you will see the fear in their eyes.
They are like the individual pieces of cereal, now, and you will bake them into a delicious
marshmallow treat.
Enjoy!