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Happy Mother's Day everyone!
You know, my mother asked for some sort of sweet kitchen device so she can scramble eggs
while they're still inside their shell.
And I said, "Mr. Popeil, I don't need your stupid fancy machine, because I got an M&P22!"
That's how you scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell...
...and crack it at the same time!
Hot desert sun will do the rest.
Happy mother's day Mom!
Stu: Nice!
Not enough scrambling for you? We got the 9mm.
That's how you scramble an egg... crazy gun-nut style.
Scrambled eggs are great, but no breakfast is complete without hashbrowns.
Now you might think these are nasty, disgusting potatoes, that they've been sitting around too long,
I say they just need to be chopped up a bit and hashed up.
Might need a little more power than the .22, so let's try the 9 on these guys.
Alright, maybe the 9 wasn't enough. So we're going to try something a little bit more powerful.
.357 Sig hollow point!
Nice, high-pressure round. Let's see what we can do.
And, I'm probably only four yards from the potato, so we're going to do some serious damage here hopefully.