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I'm on strike. Today I'm going to throw a fit like a little
child. Here's the lowdown
I cook my kids a yummy breakfast. I make pretty good eggs.
But I made one mistake today. I put pepper in the eggs.
My 4-year-old said the eggs were dirty. what? Honey, that's just pepper, that makes
it yummy! No!
Please eat the eggs? They are healthy.
They are yummy. They are delicious with pepper.
No! They are yucky! They are dirty!
I will throw up! What do you do when this happens?
I tried punishing her? you can't play with the new dog until you
eat the eggs. No!
I tried wiping the pepper off? yucky!
I tried making my 8-year-old eat them ecstatically They were so good!!!!
But nothin' Peace out yo