Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Its RyanHolmesTV with another video for you
Dear, Santa
First of all, how dare you?
I wanted a Polly Pocket, with the magical castle accessories last year
Incase you forgot, you gave me a Cabbage Patch kid that pisses its own pants.
What the *** am i suppose to do with that?
But that's besides the point. This is a new year.
This year i want the Rapunzel tower playset, with the Rapunzel doll and the sexy Flynn Ryder with his trusty horse Maximus.
I know its a lot of money, but you can put it on your Claus Card.
and don't act like your elves make all your toys. We all know you go Christmas shopping at JCPenny just like everyone else.
I also require the LEgo Harry Potter Hogwarts Castle, in a full sized replica, of course.
You already let me down last year, but it's Christmas.
So i'm gonna give you another chance.
But if you let me down again, you'll force me to create a very mean racy Facebook page scientifically calculating your non-existence.
Plus you wont find any cookies and milk.
not like your fat *** ever eats them all anyway. What are you on a diet?
From, Ryan
P.S. Mom the dishes are piling up, so you might wanna get on that.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Dear, Youtube
I hope you like my video, if not, it's okay, not everyone likes the same things.
But if you do like it i'd really appreciate it if you comment, rate and subscribe.
Yuo know that thing with the little button, above this little thing or below it?
It doesn't really matter.
But you can also watch my other video, right there.
And if you don't wanna watch that one you can watch this one right about there.
So go ahead and do that. Leave a comment, subscribe, rate.
and i'll see you guy next week.
and Merry Christmas, i hope you guys get what you want.
and if not, well Santa isn't real anyway, so go blame your parents.
ryanholmestv