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Do you usually take off your clothes before eating rice pudding and watching DVDs? ---Of
course you do...right? ...No?
Well, a Taiwanese judge didn’t buy that line either after a female college teacher
and her adult student--who happens to be 17 years younger--were caught naked in bed together
during last year’s Dragon Boat Festival.
This 39-year-old married teacher named Zeng, Cing-Jyu got caught having a fling with her
student Chen, Yu-Siang.
Now Mrs. Zeng’s husband is a pretty forgiving dude... three years before this latest affair,
he caught her cheating on him... but decided to forgive and forget. He even went as far
as buying a house for them in the northeastern Taiwanese city of Yilan.
But cheaters will be cheaters and when last year’s Dragon Boat Festival came around,
Mrs. Zeng got an itch that needed to be scratched. Suspecting mischef, Mr. Zeng decided to make
an unannounced visit home... and when he heard moaning coming from the third floor... he
grabbed his camera.
Bursting into the room, he found his wife and the college student naked on their bed!
Adultery is a criminal offense in Taiwan and Mr. Zeng took the May-December cheaters to
court...
The two claimed they were simply eating rice pudding and watching DVDs... in the buff...
you know... like you do. The wife also argued that she always goes to bed without wearing
underpants... and she said she didn’t even notice her student was sleeping right next
to her! -- Plausible, right?
Nope!
The judge found them guilty...sentencing the female teacher to 5 months and the student
to three.
So remember...next time you and a ‘friend’ decide to eat rice pudding and watch DVDs...
keep your clothes on!