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Last time on Portal, we had some wacky shenanigans.
No cake for you ***, time to die.
And now the thrilling conclusion, hahahahahaha!
Yes, sorry, we planned that ahead of time. - Oh yes, we're
quite the two. - Yes, oh we're like little and large, I'm large.
Ooh, well. - Oh, no, don't fall into the fire.
Yes, fire, falling, definitely a bad choice.
Ooh, what's all this about? It's all red, rather than... blue.
Behind the scenes of Portal.
Ohh, what oh, the stairs have fallen off.
That's what happens when you have-
When you have too much cake. - Yeah, oh yeah...
Aah! Oh, oh they're dead. - They're deactivated, it would seem.
Lame...
Whoa, imagine if they all just... Started turning round all at once.
It would be like a wall of death. - Backstage is never as glamourous
as the actual show.
Yeah, and easily you can get hit on by some forty-year old rockstar.
Eeh. - Or, is that just my experience?
Most likely, yeah.
Fans of death!
GLaDOS, *** off. - *** off, GLaDOS. You and your
mechanical shenanigans
I like this lack of control of GLaDOS. -Yeah, she's like "Hey, you spos'd to die,"
what, hey get out of there! This is my bowels, literally!
Yeah... - Oh that, that's my poop.
Thanks for that, Ron. - No, thank you.
Yeah, you're in a very crazy mood today, aren't you?
Aah, I just had an ice cream. - Ice lolly, thank you very much.
Cream. - Yeah, whatever- - Cream lolly.
Cubes! I'll never forget you, cube. "- Well I'll never forget you..."
Oh, christ. - Hold on, I'm gonna make a jump for it.
How, how did we get across this? - I think we were arguing at this point.
Yeah. - Uh, "no, don't jump!" you said, I said "Yay!" and then I said, uh,
"Who's the man, who makes all them chicks go wild?"
"Shaft!"
You're damn right.
Oh my god, we were so totally in tune for that one.
Well, you've got the mad platforming skills, what can I say?
I got some leet skills - I'm not, I'm not... I am a PC gamer, but
I'm not a stereotype.
Yes, at this point the game comes very... unstraightforward.
That's not a word, but nevermind.
I think it is, I think it is actually a word, but I'm not sure...
Wee, ah- - That was very close. - Yeah, in real life you would of
landed halway through your chest and broken some ribs.
Ouch.
Whoa, - Pawprints. - The, oh yes, we all know- - that the cake is a lie.
We experienced that firsthand.
Oh- - Whoa!
Cube! Whaddya doing? You're cubing! - Time to die, ***.
Cool, it's like some veins, I'm a blood cell, ***.