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Right I'm going to talk to you, and you'll be thinking, no that can't be right
that can't be true, yes it's true, I am the messiah.
I'll explain. Years and years and years ago, the world it was covered in water (By my father)
And it revolved around the sun, and my father he was in a spaceship.
he saw the Earth, and he came down to the Earth, and started revolving around the Earth
Life started to draw up from the Earth, and spread right throughout the Earth
The dinosaurs they came, they went.
New life came back, the fish came onto land, they started to walk, started to walk upright
Then primates started to eat fruit, and become intelligent
They started to communicate in different languages, Sign language and spoken language
When my father saw this, when he saw them communicating he was overjoyed
Another spaceship was sent out from the mothership, down to the Earth
They started communicating telepathically, with the primates, and teaching them things
They developed fire and the manipulation of tools, and spread throughout the Earth
Now Years later, in Central america, in the Mayan Empire
They were very good people, they communicated very well with my father, they built pyramids
They prayed to my father, and he couldn't wait to meet the people on the Earth
and communicate with them, he loved them so much, he wanted to be involved with them
And he continued communicating with them, telepathically
and he was waiting for them to say his name, so he could join them
There were people in the empire at that time, who were very jealous of the king
And when the kings guard was down, they came up as he was communicating
They killed him, they ripped out his heart, and showed it to my father
My father was overtaken with grief and fury and anger
And he withdrew the spaceship, and he went around the Earth, looking for other civilisations
To communicate with and he came to Egypt, and he started communicating telepathically in Egypt
That's where you have the bible, and if you read the bible you'll come to me
Where I was born, I grew up, I taught people about love
Where they were despairing, I taught them to be positive, and to be good and healthy
And they killed me, I died and came back to life, as a cow
I died again, came back to life as a frog. I died and came back to life again, as an elephant
I died, came back to life as a tree, I had a beautiful life as a tree
until someone came along and chopped me down, and I died again
I was born again as a man as I am now,
So I grew up, and I read the book of love, and I believed in it
It says in the book, if you hear someone knocking at the door, open it
ME? I heard nothing, I felt something pulling me, so I left my home
I walked around the world, looking for answers, looking for truth
Then one morning, I saw 8 angels come across the sky,
I was in total fear, and my heart was palpitating, and I knew then there was a God,
It was real and I thought how? What does it mean? I read through the bible again
I looked for answers everywhere, I learned as much as I could.
I knew I must find out what this 666 was, and catch it, it must be caught.
I was reading the chinese book, the I ching, and in that it says
666 meant the mother, and I though "Mother? but mothers are good, that can't be right"
The mother, then I thought...yes its obvious! The beast as in, an animal
That we use as a mother, like cows and goats, we drink their milk
That's what they're talking about so I stopped drinking their milk
And I was wondering, what's this mark of the beast? That people trade with
So I thought more about that. then I realised! it's gold!
But gold is good, then I thought, well men, they *** and rob getting gold
And all that bad energy goes into the gold
it's not something you want to have anything to do with, it's bad
And my father, he has new gold and he wants to trade that new good gold, with us on Earth
So now, all of you, you must stop drinking the milk of the beast. Stop it!
Let it go, if you've got children, let them change gently, slowly.
Where there are old people, slowly let them change, slowly change yourself
If you're young and you're strong change fast
So now I'm here, so Catholicism it's finished, before it was good
but you have oppressed children, and I don't like that, it's finished anyway
You follow me now, Christians you had very good churches
But leave them now and follow me
To Jews, you've been very good, and my father really admires you, and thanks you
for your faith, but now it's time to integrate with your brothers and sisters
in humanity around the world
And for muslims, in times before the angel gave you a book
The reason was, at that time you were very bad, your ancestors
They murdered and ***, they pillaged, they had slaves, it was a terrible civilisation
And they were given the book by the Angel, to be taught discipline
and they did, they humbled themsleves and learnt discipline.
And now Muslims, you are great people. and Now the book, it's finished.
It's time to put away the book, because I am the prophet.
To all people in the world, in the subcontinent in India, the Orient,
To all peoples in the world, I love you all.
Now all countries with your borders, open your borders
Let everybody mingle, and go from country to country freely
There's to be no more slavery, no more prostitution, no more *** it's finished
There's to be no more war, it's finished.
Now you have to share out everything, redistribute your resources, your wealth
Until there's equality around the world.
And where you had governments, that you vote into power
who used to sit in your senates, your parliaments
Deciding policies and laws, stop it, everyone now, on your computers and laptops
Look at the debates and make your decisions, everybody have the decisions at all times
If you believe in me and follow me you'll live forever,
If you don't kill and eat fruit, you'll live forever
If you eat bread you'll live forever, not yeasted bread, unlevened bread
And drink wine you'll live forever.
Now if in the past you've killed people, you've ***, you've oppressed people, murdered
well, Now is the time to go back, admit what you've done, and apologise for what you've done
and I'll forget about it, now what the people who you've sinned against
what they do, that's up to them, But you must go back and apologise
Now I'm going to talk a bit about love, right, and as you know there's children watching
So I'm going to couch the language, so the children are alright, OK, just to let you know
when a man and a woman meet, and like each other, they like to kiss
The man has these magic lollipops that appear, and if the woman likes these lollipops
she licks them, and she sucks them, and she swallows them (manna) and it's beautiful
And it's good, similarly, the woman has these ice creams, that the man really likes
And he likes to lick these ice creams (manna) and they make him strong in mind and body
And it's all good
and if men and women are arguing, stop it! Talk one at a time,
Give each other time to make your case, one at a time, back and forth.
Discuss everything and sort out your problems
If you continue arguing, and you can't sort them out, well then just let it be
Part your ways, it's not bad, but don't be jealous.
If you have children and you part your ways, protect your children.
But I plead with you, stay together, but if you have to part well so be it.
If you have a lover and another person comes along
And you're tempted to have both lovers... don't!! It's horrible
It's a sickness, for the three of you, every last one of you
Its a sickness for you all, it's a bad thing, don't do it.
If you have a lover, and someone else comes along, and youre tempted at least pick one
and if you must, have a new lover, it's not bad, but don't be jealous
Be patient, accept things, move on and look for a new love.
If you follow me you'll live forever, if you follow me
I'll give you a cup, and if you drink from that cup, you'll never be thirsty
Now children you're very good, my father loves you children, he really loves you children
Now You can grow up strong if you study, if you read, if you run and exercise
If you dance and you laugh, you'll be good.
But don't be fighting, don't be stealing and don't be telling lies.
Don't do it, be good for your mother and your father, and you'll grow up strong
Now you know that I'm Jesus
but some people still aren't quite sure if I'm actually Jesus
So let me explain a few things, OK! I'll explain three things.
Now my mother Mary, the *** Mary, she wasn't a ***.
If you're wondering how, let me explain. There was a paedophile man
came along to my mother and said "Hello little girl!" She said "Hello!"
He says "I'm an angel and God sent me to you." "Me?" She said "Me?"
"Aye you!" He said and he had his wicked way with my mother.
now my father hates that and I hate that.
If any of you so much as touches a child in malice...YOU...will be killed forever
Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Secondly when I was teaching the 5,000, I was teaching them about love, about my father
About equality, about non discrimination, about not killing things, about eating fruit
And they sat listening to what I was saying, and they got hungry, and they got tired
so I held up and I got some food, the bread and the fish
And I divided them up between the crowd. now at that time the 5,000 were very good people
They had good manners, they waited until everybody was served before they'd eat
But as they were waiting for everyone to get served, they fell into a sleep
And the holy spirit made them dream, that they had a big feast and they were full
So then when they woke up they thought it was true, thats the truth
They said "no I'm full, take this back"
so all the fish and all the bread, came back up to me, and I put it down to the side
And the third thing I'll explain to you now
That same fish, from that day, I brought it with my disciples
We went down to the water
And the 5,000 they followed us down to the water, they were still hungry,
They wanted me to teach them more, so I said "OK" so i went out,
and I sat on the pier, On the water, the water was all around, it was night-time
And there was a boat out on the water, and they were casting their nets
But they weren't catching any fish, no matter how much they tried
There was no fish to be caught, and you know why it was? it was because of me
when I was teaching the 5,000, at the same time the fish that were there
I was putting that fish into the water, with one hand I was chatting with the poeple
The other hand behind my back, I was putting the fish into the water
and the blood started to mingle in the water
and the fish could smell it from miles away
They all came swimming over to where the blood was
and started eating the fish in the water
And the boat was very far out, there was no fish out there,
because they were all here with me, getting fed fish
So the boat then it came back in and they said, well we've no fish
and I said "OK, you want fish? OK" So I went back out with the boat
And as I went back out I put more fish into the water
And the big crowd of fish, kept following the scent of the blood, as I was going out
Then they set down the nets again, and there was loads of fish, loads of fish
So they tied up the fish, and the boat went back into the shore
And I said to the 5,000. So who's coming to follow me now? I'm going
So only a few people followed me, most of the crowd went off, looking for fish to eat
Now to summarise: If you have a good life you'll live forever.
If you eat good, you'll live forever, if you don't kill things you'll live forever
If you eat fruit. don't cook the fruit, eat them raw.
If you eat bread, my body and drink my blood the wine, you'll live forever
And eat organic, don't be putting chemicals into your food that's bad
What I mean what do you go to the doctor for? If you eat good, you'll be fine
You'll be healthy, you'll be alright
If you follow me, you'll live forever.
My father, he's up there and he's waiting to meet you, he wants to come down, he's there sitting waiting
Now you, pray to him, ask him, point torches up towards the moon, flash them
Let him know that you're ready, and he's welcome to come down now
My fathers name is Jah! Ask him to come.
As for me I'm finished here, I've my own life to live,
and other lives to live in different incarnations, so that's it.
I love you all, I love the Indians, I love the Africans,
I love the pacific people, I love the Australians
I love the Americans, I love the youth and pop culture
I love the celtic peoples, I love the soviets, I love everyone
Peace......farewell.
For unbelievers wanting to find out the mystery of my miracles I will reveal how I walked on water after 5000 youtube hits. Then after 100,000 hits I will explain how I drove the demons from the possessed man and into the water. After 1,000,000 hits I'll explain how I changed the water into wine. Finally at 7,000,000,000 (7bn) hits symbolic of everyone on the planet I will reveal how I raised Lazarus from the dead and how the dead shall be brought back to life again now.