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Let's get down to business To review, these games
Is it actually decent? As the dev, so claims
You're the saddest bunch I ever met, Be unbiased, and be thorough
Mister, you'll give this game, What it's due
Analyse the gameplay, Is there depth, within?
You'll be sure it's worthless, When it's pay to win.
Leave your hypocrisy and pandering, You'll not get paid for this review,
But this time, give the game, What it's due.
I'm never gonna get my hits Say goodbye to all my pageviews
I don't even know what makes a game great
This guy's got them scared to death Hope he doesn't try to dew me
Now I really wish I could use a save staaate
[Play the game,] And form an informed, sincere opinion
[Play the game], Backed up by arguments, resolute
[Play the game], Don't try appealing to anybody,
just write a review that's thought out and astute
Try to break the pattern, Go against, the grain,
Focus on the giving, Not on what, you gain.
Don't heed Tumblr, or those feminists, It's not them, you need to woo,
Just be sure, give this game, What it's due
[Play the game], And form an informed, sincere opinion
[Play the game], Backed up by arguments, resolute
[Play the game], Don't try appealing to anybody,
just write a review that's thought out and astute
[Play the game], And form an informed, sincere opinion
[Play the game], Backed up by arguments, resolute
[Play the game], Don't try appealing to anybody,
just write a review that's thought out and astute