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PREVIOUSLY ON "THE BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
OH! SHE BROKE IT!
Announcer: A PRANK ON MIMI WENT TOO FAR.
Mimi: I KNOW YOU SNAPPED THIS LITTLE PART.
WE'RE LIVING WITH VANDALS AND THIEVES.
Announcer: AND WHEN NO ONE FESSED UP,
MIMI SWORE HIGH HOLY VENGEANCE ON THE PERPS.
AND I'M JUST LETTING EVERYBODY KNOW
SOMEBODY'S [BLEEP] IS GETTING BROKEN.
Gia, voice-over: EDIE AND GABI, WHAT'S UP WITH Y'ALL ***?
YOU'RE REALLY THE ONES WHO BROKE MIMI'S CHAIN,
BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE
THINK THAT IT WAS EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU SNEAKY ***.
Announcer: THE TWINS SHOWED NO SHAME IN SELLING
THEIR FRIENDS OUT.
YOU GUYS RUINED MY FAVORITE GUCCI SHOES.
THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THAT COLOR ANYMORE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE SHOES COST?
Erica: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO DID IT.
IT WAS ERICA AND GIA THAT THREW YOUR [BLEEP] IN THE POOL.
Elease, voice-over DANI AND GABI ARE THROWING ERICA UNDER THE BUS.
THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LOYALTY.
I DO NOT TRUST THESE CHICKS FROM NOWHERE.
Announcer: AND ERICA AND GIA FINALLY HAD ENOUGH.
THEY PUT ON SO--
THEY ARE SOME ACTRESSES, GIA.
Announcer: SENSING EVERYONE'S DISCONTENT,
THE TWINS DECLARED WAR ON THE HOUSE.
LET'S FIGHT OR LET'S DO SOMETHING.
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MAKE 7 NEW FRIENDS.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
ANYBODY.
Announcer: THIS WEEK ON "THE BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
CABO!
WHOO!
WHOO!
Erica: AMY IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
SHE'S SHAKING THE *** THAT SHE DON'T HAVE.
WHO THE [BLEEP]?
IT'S TIME TO STIR UP STUFF IN THIS HOUSE.
THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
EVERYBODY WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!
I'M ABOUT TO TEAR [BLEEP].
UGLY ***.
Mimi: [BLEEP] LAS VEGAS. [BLEEP] THIS HOUSE.
[BLEEP] ALL OF IT.
Elease: AMY ASKS ONE SIMPLE QUESTION.
WHY DO YOU TALK [BLEEP] ABOUT ALL OF US?
AND WORLD WAR 5,000 BREAKS OUT.
♪ BAD GIRLS ♪
♪ WHAT I WANT, YES, I GET IT ♪
♪ YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT ♪
♪ LIVE THE LIFE YOU WISH YOU HAD ♪
♪ SUGAR, SPICE AND EVERYTHING ♪
♪ B-B-B-BAD GIRLS ♪
♪ YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD ROLL WITH US? ♪
♪ LOVE TO HATE US, CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪
♪ WELCOME TO THE BAD GIRLS CLUB ♪
♪ BAD GIRLS ♪
[NEW SONG STARTS]
♪ BRING--BRING ON THE NOISE ♪
♪ I WANT TO HEAR MY ♪
♪ PEOPLE, MAKE IT LOUD ♪
♪ COME ON, MAKE IT LOUD ♪
♪ SO BRING--BRING ON THE NOISE ♪
[ECHOING] ♪ NOISE ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY BUNIM/MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
YO, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY TO STEAL FROM ME, DAWG?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT [BLEEP],
ESPECIALLY WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT I'M VERY OVERPROTECTIVE OF MY MAKEUP.
LIKE, OBVIOUSLY, I DID INVENTORY.
I KNOW WHEN [BLEEP] IS MISSING.
I SAY WE TEAR THIS WHOLE HOUSE UP.
[BLEEP] EVERYBODY UP.
I WILL.
Dani, voice-over: SOMEBODY HAD THE TIME
TO COME INTO MY [BLEEP]
AND STEAL MY MAKEUP.
THE ONLY PERSON I COULD THINK THAT WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT IS ERICA.
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS SHADY.
SO I'M GOING TO GO WITH MY GUT INSTINCTS,
WITH THE FACT THAT I KNOW THAT SHE'S THE ONE THAT TOOK MY [BLEEP].
Gabi: IS THAT YOURS?
Dani: YUP.
DON'T TELL ANYONE SHE STOLE MY [BLEEP].
IT'S GONNA BE ON AND POPPIN'.
LET'S SEE IF SHE HAS MY LIP GLOSS, TOO.
I FOUND MY EYE SHADOW.
THE TWINS ARE OUT FOR EVERYBODY.
THERE IS SO MUCH TENSION IN THE HOUSE.
THERE IS SO MUCH [BLEEP] TALKING.
AND I SEE A HUGE EXPLOSION COMING.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA CONFRONT THEM ABOUT YOUR [BLEEP]?
NOPE.
NOPE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, GIRL?
I DON'T CONFRONT ANYBODY ABOUT MY [BLEEP].
I JUST PLOT AND PLOT AND PLOT.
AND BY THE TIME I CONFRONT YOU,
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE. SO...
DON'T SAY ANYTHING, AMY.
HAVE I SAID ANYTHING EVER?
NO, BUT I'M JUST SAYING.
HOLY [BLEEP].
[WHISPERING] THEY THINK YOU STOLE SOME [BLEEP].
WHAT?
SOME MAKEUP THEY FOUND IN YOUR "BAD" DRAWER.
THEY DIDN'T SEE ME LOOKING.
I WENT UP THE STAIRS.
WHY WOULD I TAKE THEIR MAKEUP?
I JUST WALKED UP THE STAIRS.
AND I SAW THEM IN YOUR DRAWER.
THEY WENT IN YOUR [BLEEP].
[SCOFFS]
THE TWINS ARE PETTY. THEY'RE CHILDISH.
THEY'RE SO KINDERGARTEN.
"YOU'RE ALWAYS BORROWING MY MAKEUP."
"YOU'RE ALWAYS BORROWING MY LOTION."
"MY PERFUME," "MY LIP GLOSS."
EVERYTHING OF MINES YOU'RE BORROWING,
BUT YET YOU'RE TRYING TO ACCUSE ME OF STEALING SOMEBODY ELSE'S EYE SHADOW.
WHERE THE [BLEEP] DO THEY DO THAT AT?
WAS YOU ALL IN MY STUFF?
WAS SOMEBODY IN MY DRAWERS TODAY?
FOR WHAT?
'CAUSE SHE WAS MISSING EYE SHADOW.
WELL, WHY IS SHE CHECKING MY DRAWERS OUT OF EVERYBODY'S?
'CAUSE SHE HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE THAT YOU TOOK IT.
WHY WOULD I TAKE EYE SHADOW FROM HER?
I DON'T KNOW.
Erica: SO DID SHE FIND EYE SHADOW IN MY DRAWERS?
EXACTLY.
BUT WHO TOLD HER THAT I TOOK HER--
TALK TO DANI. SHE'S IN THE SHOWER.
AND I DON'T NEED THE ATTITUDE, THANKS.
I TOOK HER EYE SHADOW? ME OF ALL PEOPLE? REALLY?
Gia, voice-over: I DON'T KNOW WHY THE EVIL TWINS
COME UP WITH STUFF LIKE THIS.
WHO STEALS MAKEUP NOWADAYS? WHY DO YOU NEED SO MUCH MAKEUP?
ACNE-FACED [BLEEP].
DANI, WHO TOLD YOU THAT I TOOK YOUR EYE SHADOW.
GABI SAYS SOMEBODY TOLD YOU THAT.
Dani: YUP.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
PROBABLY THE SAME PERSON THAT TOLD YOU
WE WENT THROUGH YOUR [BLEEP].
LIKE, REALLY, DANI? YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD STEAL YOUR EYE SHADOW?
I JUST DON'T TRUST ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE...
WELL, OF COURSE. BUT WHY WOULD I STEAL YOUR EYE SHADOW?
I DON'T EVEN WEAR EYE SHADOW.
ONE OF US IS GONNA TELL MIMI WE DID IT.
DID WHAT?
BROKE HER NECKLACE. WHY THE [BLEEP] NOT?
HA HA HA!
Erica: EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH SHE LOVES THAT MARS CHAIN.
I WOULDN'T WILD [BLEEP] OUT
OVER SOME PLASTIC-*** MARS NECKLACE.
Gia: OH! SHE BROKE IT!
AREN'T WE TRYING TO HAVE HER GO?
OK. I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU ALL WANT TO DO.
I AM GOING TO TELL MIMI THAT IT WAS ERICA, GIA, AND I
THAT DECIDED TO MESS WITH HER CHAIN.
THE REASON WHY I'M GONNA PUT ERICA AND GIA IN THE MIX IS
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE EITHER ONE OF THEM.
SO IF I'M GONNA GET THE HEAT,
ALL THREE OF US ARE GONNA GET THE HEAT.
ALL OUR DIRT IS COMING OUT.
[WHISPERING] GABI WAS LIKE, "WE'RE GONNA TELL MIMI
THAT WE BROKE HER NECKLACE."
I'M LIKE, "WHO?" SHE'S LIKE, "WE."
WHO'S "WE"?
I WAS LIKE, "Y'ALL DO WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO DO
BECAUSE I DIDN'T TOUCH THE NECKLACE."
Erica, voice-over: GABI DECIDES
THAT SHE'S GONNA RAT OUT ME AND GIA,
SAYING THAT WE ALL DECIDED
TO BREAK MIMI'S CHAIN.
WE--REALLY--BROKE MIMI'S CHAIN?
OK, I'LL LET YOU TELL IT.
[WATER RUNNING]
[LOUD CLATTER]
Mimi: NOW I SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER.
IS ANYBODY GONNA PAY FOR THE HOSPITAL BILL
WHEN I DIE IN THE SHOWER? NO!
Dani: SHE'S BEING A PSYCHO. SHUT UP, DUDE.
Mimi: NO, I'M NOT GONNA SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP,
BECAUSE I SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER, DANI...
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US.
YES, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALL
BECAUSE I DON'T USE NO [BLEEP] BODY WASH.
SO IF THE BODY WASH IS ON THE FLOOR AND I SLIP ON IT,
IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH EVERYBODY IN THIS DIRTY HOUSE.
Dani: WHOSE BODY WASH IS IT?
BECAUSE A NASTY BODY WASH BOTTLE...
WASN'T PUT AWAY.
I DON'T KNOW!
OK, SO YELL AT WHOSE IT IS. DON'T YELL AT ALL OF US.
Mimi: YEAH? I'M GONNA DO WHAT THE [BLEEP] I WANT.
THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY DOESN'T [BLEEP] GET.
ALL RIGHT. THEN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
YOU'RE JUST BEING AN IDIOT.
Mimi, voice-over: I'M NOT GONNA BREAK MY NECK
BECAUSE SOMEBODY CAN'T THROW AWAY THEIR [BLEEP] IN THE TRASH
THAT'S 12 FEET AWAY FROM THE SHOWER.
I'M TIRED OF ALL OF THIS.
I DON'T NEED THIS DIRTY-*** HOUSE.
I DON'T NEED THE MESSY-*** TWINS.
I'M KIND OF BATTLING WHETHER OR NOT I DO WANT TO BE HERE OR NOT.
[INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT SINGING ON SOUNDTRACK]
OH, MY GOD. THIS DRINK IS BIG.
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN DRINKING IT FOR AN HOUR.
AND THERE'S STILL A LOT LEFT. MMM. SO GOOD, THOUGH.
YOU'RE COMING OUT, RIGHT?
YEAH. I GOT TO GET READY. THOSE ARE CUTE.
WANT A SIP? IT'S SO GOOD.
I DID.
IT'S JUST US THREE, RIGHT?
OH, [BLEEP].
YEAH. IT'S STRONG, RIGHT?
IT'S GOOD, THOUGH.
Erica: SO ARE YOU GUYS STAYING?
[ELEASE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Mimi: Y'ALL, WE'RE STAYING. AMY'S NOT STAYING WITH US.
'CAUSE SHE LIKES THE TWINS BETTER THAN US.
DON'T START THAT [BLEEP]. I JUST TOLD YOU...
THOSE TWINS ARE EVIL, AMY.
Amy: I AM NOT UNDER NO SPELL.
Amy, voice-over: HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE DOES LOOK
GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION.
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT VERY, VERY KNOWN
THAT'S NOT THE CASE WHATSOEVER.
AS LONG AS WE JUST GO OUT,
IT DOES NOT MEAN I'M FRIENDS WITH THEM.
JUST BECAUSE I'M OUT WITH THE TWINS
DOESN'T MEAN I'M CLICKING OR BONDING WITH THE TWINS.
THAT'S 'CAUSE I WANT TO GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE.
SO NOBODY GIVE ME THAT LOOK.
Erica: AMY PARTIES BY HER DAMN SELF, ACTUALLY,
WHEN SHE GOES OUT WITH THE TWINS ANYWAY.
IT'LL ONLY BE DANI AND GABI, AND THEN AMY.
Dani, voice-over: WE'RE ABOUT TO GO OUT--
JUST ME, GABI, AND AMY, AS IT ALWAYS IS.
AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THE PRETTY GIRLS
AND THE BADDEST GIRLS IN THE CLUB
ARE ONCE AGAIN GOING OUT, SO BOTTOMS UP.
I'M GONNA MEET MY FUTURE HUSBAND TONIGHT.
ME, TOO, HOPEFULLY.
AND I'M JUST GONNA BE...
DRUNK IN THE CORNER, SO IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD TIME.
AND, UH, SEE YOU *** LATER.
♪ BOYS JUST WANT TO PLAY ♪
♪ BOYS JUST WANT TO PLAY ♪
♪ I NEED TO FEEL IN LOVE ♪
♪ DON'T NEED NO HEARTBREAK ♪
♪ BUT THOSE BOYS JUST WANT TO PLAY ♪
♪ THOSE BOYS JUST WANT TO-- ♪
♪ BOYS JUST--B--BOYS-- ♪
♪ I WANT TO FALL IN LOVE, GIVE MY HEART AWAY ♪
♪ BUT THOSE BOYS JUST WANT TO PLAY ♪
♪ THOSE BOYS JUST WANT TO PLAY ♪
I WANT TO PUT A BIG "X" ON BOTH OF THEIR PICTURES RIGHT NOW...
DO IT.
A BIG [BLEEP] FAT "X."
WHAT TIME IS IT, 12:04?
WHERE'S MY FREAKING MARKER?
Elease, voice-over: GABI AND DANI, I DON'T LIKE THEM.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA MARK AN "X" ON BOTH OF THEIR PICTURES.
EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS PRETTY MUCH LEVELED RIGHT NOW,
SO THEY'RE NOT GONNA KNOW WHO DID IT.
JOHN'S PRETTY NICE.
[INDISTINCT]
I WAS TELLING AMY
THAT SHE WON'T EVEN GIVE ME EYE CONTACT NOW
BECAUSE I CALLED HER SHADY AND A [BLEEP] *** ***.
I AGREE.
IT'S BEEN REAL. IT'S BEEN REAL, BUT NOT REALLY.
CAN WE GO?
Dani: THANKS, GIRLS, FOR NOT COMING OUT TONIGHT.
LUXURIOUS.
I APPRECIATE IT. THEY'RE SO LAME.
THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA GO HOME, WAKE MIMI UP,
AND TELL HER THAT WE [BLEEP] BROKE HER NECKLACE.
YEAH, I KNOW. I CAN'T WAIT.
ARE YOU REALLY DOING THAT TONIGHT?
YUP.
AND HOPEFULLY, SOMEBODY'S GOING HOME. IT'S NOT GONNA BE ME, THOUGH.
Gabi, voice-over: OUR PLAY IS TO PRETTY MUCH JUST COME HOME,
TELL MIMI THAT WE BROKE HER NECKLACE.
IT'S TIME TO STIR UP STUFF IN THIS HOUSE. SO THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
Erica: BUT IT'S LIKE,
HOW DO YOU TALK [BLEEP] ABOUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN...
NOT EXPECT IT TO COME AROUND?
AND YOU DIDN'T THINK
THAT ANYBODY WAS GONNA TALK TO EACH OTHER?
[COUGHING]
AND BY THE WAY, JUST IN CASE THEY COME POPPIN' [BLEEP],
ELEASE IS THE ONE WHO DREW THE BIG-*** Xes
ON THEIR [BLEEP] FACES.
Erica: GET OUT OF HERE.
Mimi: THEY'RE GONNA BE SO MAD.
ANYWAYS...
GOOD NIGHT.
OH, LORD. HERE WE GO.
IT'S LIKE A [BLEEP], LIKE, ROLLER-COASTER IN THIS ***.
Dani: OH, IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS IN THIS ***!
THE BAD GIRLS CLUB, BUT EVERYBODY'S SLEEPING!
WAKEY, WAKEY!
Erica, voice-over: THE TWINS HAVE LIQUID COURAGE.
YOU'RE DRINKING SO MUCH THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GODZILLA
AND THAT YOU'RE GONNA ATTACK ANYBODY IN THE HOUSE.
Dani: WAKE UP, BAD ***!
WAKE UP! SOMEBODY WAKE UP!
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU *** HEAR ME.
THIS IS SO BORING!
Announcer: STILL TO COME ON "THE BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
"GRAB YOUR PASSPORT. WE'RE GOING TO CABO"!
WHOO!
♪ WE'RE GOING TO CABO... ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO CABO ♪
I'M NOT STAYING HERE.
DON'T LET THESE TWO *** GET THE BEST OF Y'ALL.
[BLEEP] LAS VEGAS, [BLEEP] THIS HOUSE, [BLEEP] ALL OF IT.
Dani: SOMEBODY WAKE UP
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU *** HEAR ME!
WAKEY-WAKEY!
THIS WHOLE HOUSE IS FAKE!
BECAUSE ALL THESE *** HATE ME.
AND I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP].
AMY'S THE ONLY COOL *** IN THIS HOUSE.
GABI, HOLD UP.
WHO THE [BLEEP]?
EVERYBODY WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!
WHAT *** IN THIS HOUSE
PUT AN "X" ON MY PICTURE?
YOU WANT TO PUT AN "X" ON MY PICTURE?
Erica, voice-over: "WHO DREW AN X ON MY PICTURE?
"WHEN THERE'S AN X ON MY PICTURE, THAT MEANS
"I'M THE NEXT ONE TO GO.
AND DANI AND I AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE."
AND I JUST LAUGHED BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF STUPID TO ME
BECAUSE ALL THEY'RE DOING IS TALKING AND YELLING.
GUESS WHAT, MIMI!
GUESS WHO BROKE YOUR MARS CHAIN, MIMI!
I'M ABOUT TO TEAR [BLEEP] UP, YOU ***.
WHOA. DON'T BREAK [BLEEP], GABI.
HOW ABOUT THAT?!
WAKE UP, BAD ***! WAKE UP!
Amy, voice-over: I'M NOT INVOLVED IN ANY OF THE ANTICS
THAT THE TWINS ARE PULLING.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE AFFILIATED WITH THEM.
THIS IS WHY I DO MY OWN THING.
NO.
DID YOU WRITE ON MY PICTURE?
NOBODY WROTE ON YOUR LAME-*** PICTURE?
THEN WHO WROTE ON MY PICTURE...
Mimi: I DON'T CARE...
BUT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO BROKE YOUR MARS CHAIN?
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO BROKE YOUR MARS CHAIN?
I DON'T CARE. GET OUT OF MY ROOM...
I DID, ***, AND SO DID ERICA AND SO DID GIA.
Mimi, voice-over: I'M SO FREAKIN' PISSED
THAT GABI WAS THE ONE WHO BROKE MY NECKLACE.
I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE
THAT ERICA AND GIA HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.
DANI AND GABI,
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS.
SO WHO WROTE ON MY PICTURE? WAS IT YOU?
JUST MAN UP. YOU TELL ME. WHO WAS IT?
I DON'T KNOW, YOU [BLEEP] ***!
OK, SO WHO [BLEEP] DID IT?
OUT OF MY ROOM. I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WRITE ON YOUR DUMB-*** PICTURE.
GET OUT OF MY [BLEEP] ROOM.
I'M NOT GONNA GET OUT.
WHAT PICTURE?
Gia, Dani, voice-over: DANI AND GABI
ALL OF A SUDDEN GREW SOME BALLS
AND WANT TO COME IN SCREAMING,
STARTING UNNECESSARY DRAMA, WAKING EVERYONE UP.
THEY'RE DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR AN *** WHUPPING.
SO, ERICA, GIA,
WHICH ONE OF YOU WROTE ON MY PICTURE, HUH?
OK, WHO DID IT?
Gabi: EVERYBODY TALKS [BLEEP], BUT NOBODY CAN MAN UP.
BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S PHONY-*** FAKE.
IF YOU WROTE ON MY PICTURE, I'M GONNA [BLEEP] YOUR LIFE UP.
I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD.
SO YOU EITHER TELL ME NOW
OR I'M-A [BLEEP] WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
Gabi: IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, SAY IT NOW
BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ALL THINK IT'S [BLEEP]
TO GET ME AND DANI OUT OF THE HOUSE,
IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
SO GOOD LUCK, ***. WE'RE GONNA CHILL HERE.
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS MISERABLE.
HAVE [BLEEP] FUN.
WACK-*** ***.
Erica: SO THEY JUST PROVED
HOW PETTY AND IMMATURE THEY ARE.
I WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO THEM AGAIN.
I DON'T [BLEEP] CARE HOW DRUNK I GET.
GIA, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,
I'M GONNA WIND UP
GETTING UP AND BEATING SOMEBODY'S ***.
AND I'M-A GET SENT THE [BLEEP] HOME.
I HAVE A FEELING THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, TOO.
THIS [BLEEP] IS STUPID.
AS SOON AS I SAW AN "X" ON MY PICTURE,
I WENT PSYCHO.
AND YOU *** CAN'T EVEN ADMIT
WHO WROTE ON OUR PICTURE.
THAT'S PATHETIC.
WE COULD HAVE GONE SO IN YESTERDAY. NO ONE WAS DOING ANYTHING.
NOTHING.
NO ONE TRIED TO FIGHT US LAST NIGHT.
AND NO ONE PROBABLY EVER WILL
BECAUSE THIS HOUSE IS LAME.
HA HA!
EENY, MEENY, MINEY, MOE.
CATCH A OLD *** BY THE TOE.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ CATCH A HO ♪
♪ SEND A REPLACEMENT AT THE DOOR ♪
5, 6, 7, 8.
♪ HURRY UP, IT'S GETTING REAL, REAL LATE ♪
[LAUGHS]
Erica: YOU GET THAT MAD ABOUT AN "X"
OVER YOUR PICTURE? PLEASE.
WAKING SOMEBODY UP AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING. WHO DOES THAT?
Gia: BUT I THINK ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
EVERYTHING NOW IS HITTING THE FAN.
Mimi: ALL I KNOW IS I HATE THEM HOS. I'M DONE.
AND I GENUINELY HATE THEM. THIS IS WAY PAST DISLIKE.
THIS IS, LIKE, SOME ANGER-TYPE HATE.
DANI AND GABI, I'M TIRED OF THEIR CRAP.
I'M REALLY OVER THEM RIGHT NOW.
WELL, IT'S GONNA SUCK TO BE THEM.
Gia: I'M READY TO SEE SOME BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS.
1, 2, 3...
[IMITATES WHINING NOISES]
"WHERE DO THEY WEAR PINK AND GRAY?
"WHERE DO THEY DO THAT AT?
OH, MY GOD. I USE TOO MANY HAIR CURLERS."
[IMITATES WHINING NOISES]
IT'S ALWAYS LIKE A SHE'S [BLEEP] WHINING NERD.
ALWAYS IN HER UNDERWEAR.
NEVER HAS CLOTHES ON.
I'M JUST GONNA GET UNDER HER SKIN
UNTIL SHE WANTS TO FIGHT ME, DUDE.
[LINE RINGING]
HELLO?
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M GOOD.
I WAS GONNA CALL YOU TONIGHT AFTER CHURCH.
SO HOW ARE YOU?
WHY?
'CAUSE, MOM.
Mimi, voice-over: HERE I AM. I'M STUCK IN THIS HOUSE.
I CAN EITHER GO HOME WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS
OR STAY HERE IN THIS DIRTY-*** HOUSE.
THIS WHOLE THING IS *** ME OFF. I'M PISSED.
ALL THE GIRLS ARE SO ANNOYING, AND THEY'RE DIRTY.
I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM.
I WAS THINKING THAT I WAS JUST GONNA COME
AND BE LIKE A REGULAR PARTY GIRL, LIKE I AM AT HOME.
Mom: BUT IT SOUNDS
LIKE IT'S MORE TREACHEROUS THAN THAT.
AND EVEN THE GIRLS-- REMEMBER I TOLD YOU I WAS SO EXCITED
BECAUSE THE TWO TWINS WERE HAITIAN?
THEY'RE THE ONES THAT HATE ME THE MOST.
THEY'RE JUST REALLY BAD PEOPLE.
WELL, I'M GONNA GET READY FOR CHURCH.
OK, SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, MOM.
I LOVE YOU, BABY. BYE.
I LOVE YOU, TOO. BYE.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Gia: IS ANYONE GONNA GET THE DOOR?
WHO'S AT THE DOOR?
I DON'T KNOW.
OH, THERE'S A NOTE!
OH!
Erica: WAIT. I WANT TO SEE HIM. HE LOOKS SO CUTE.
SO THERE'S A KNOCK ON OUR DOOR, AND IT'S A PIÑATA.
AND HE HAS A NOTE.
EVERYONE COME DOWNSTAIRS!
[BURPS]
Gia: ALL RIGHT. WE'LL JUST OPEN UP
THIS NOTE BY OURSELVES.
Mimi: [BLEEP], GIRL. DAMN. I'M TIRED OF THESE HOS.
Amy: YUP. READ IT.
LET'S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.
"GRAB YOUR PASSPORT. WE'RE GOING TO CABO"!
WHOO!
[SCREAMING AND CHEERING]
CABO!
CABO!
CABO!
CABO!
YAY!
CABO!
♪ WE'RE GOING TO CABO ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO CABO ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO CABO... ♪
DAY DRINKING, MOTHER [BLEEP]!
I DON'T SEE MY PASSPORT ANYWHERE.
Mimi: HOW CAN I GO WITH NO PASSPORT?
I'M GOING THROUGH MY STUFF, AND I REALIZED
THAT I LEFT MY PASSPORT AT HOME.
I'M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW.
SO I'M NOT GOING.
MIMI'S PASSPORT ISN'T HERE. SO MIMI CAN'T GO.
WHAT?
I CAN'T GO IF I DON'T HAVE A PASSPORT.
SO EVERYBODY HAVE FUN IN CABO. I'LL BE IN MIAMI.
Gia: YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MIAMI?
Mimi: I'M NOT GOING TO STAY IN THIS HOUSE BY MYSELF
FOR 4 DAYS. SO YOU GUYS HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW REPLACEMENT.
I'LL GO HOME. IF I WANTED TO BE TREATED BAD, I'LL GO HOME.
Erica: JUST STAY THE LAST 4 DAYS.
NO, I WANT TO GO HOME.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
Mimi: GO ON YOUR VACATION. HAVE FUN.
DON'T LET THESE TWO *** GET THE BEST OF YOU ALL.
BUT I'M NOT STAYING HERE.
GET ME OUT OF HERE. BYE.
[BLEEP] LAS VEGAS, [BLEEP] THIS HOUSE, [BLEEP] ALL OF IT.
SHE'S GOING HOME TO MIAMI.
OH, WHY IS THAT, MIMI?
'CAUSE YOU'RE WACK.
BOO-HOO-HOO, MIMI.
I GUESS KARMA'S A ***, HUH? BECAUSE, UM...
WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, AND MIMI IS LEAVING.
ME AND DANI ARE GONNA GET READY FOR CABO.
AND THIS IS GONNA BE OUR TRIP.
Gabi: BYE, MIMI.
I'LL HAVE A PINA COLADA ON THE BEACH FOR YOU, GIRL.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
I WISH I WAS GONNA BE IN CABO WITH YOU GUYS,
BUT I'M NOT. AND THAT'S FINE BY ME, TOO.
BECAUSE ONE DAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO GO TO CABO.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
SOMETIMES [BLEEP] IS JUST BIGGER THAN YOU.
I WAS GOING TO MEXICO. I WAS SO EXCITED.
AND WITHIN A MATTER OF MINUTES,
EVERYTHING COMES CRASHING DOWN.
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME.
[MUFFLED]
PROMISE I WILL.
OK. I'M SORRY THAT YOU GOT TO GO.
IT'S OK.
Erica, voice-over: IT LOOKS LIKE MIMI'S GOING BACK TO MIAMI.
WE FEEL BAD FOR YOU. WE DO.
BUT THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF.
YOU DON'T HAVE A PASSPORT.
I MEAN, MEXICO'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU WITHOUT A PASSPORT.
DON'T CRY. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE ME CRY.
I'M SO SAD.
MIMI, BE CAREFUL, YO.
Mimi: OK.
MY BGC-BFF.
[CHUCKLES]
CABO ISN'T GONNA BE THE SAME WITHOUT MIMI.
BUT I KNOW MIMI WOULD WANT ME TO GO THERE,
PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE, AND ENJOY THE REST OF MY TIME HERE.
Mimi: IT'LL BE FINE. IT'LL BE FINE. DON'T CRY.
Amy: THEN THERE WERE SIX AGAIN.
Singer: ♪ OH, OH, GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ OH, OH, GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ OH, OH, GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU ♪
♪ OH, OH, GOOD-BYE... ♪
Mimi: I LOVE YOU GUYS.
♪ OH, OH, GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU ♪
Mimi, voice-over: NO MORE MIMI, NO MORE DEMITRA.
I AM SO RELIEVED TO BE GOING HOME.
ERICA, ELEASE, GIA, AMY, I'M SO SORRY WE DIDN'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
LIKE WE WANTED.
[INDISTINCT]
HA HA!
Erica: OH, STOP! [INDISTINCT], HOMEY.
[LAUGHTER]
Singer: ♪ IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU... ♪
OPEN THIS DOOR! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ***.
I DON'T...[BLEEP]...
CHILL OUT, MIMI.
Singer: ♪ IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU ♪
♪ OH, OH, GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ OH, OH, GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ OH, OH, GOOD-BYE ♪
OH, YOU ***! OH, NO, YOU ***. DON'T CROSS ME!
AND I'M DRUNK. AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY...
[INDISTINCT].
♪ GOOD-BYE... ♪
HA HA.
Mimi: WE'LL BE BAD GIRLS FOR LIFE.
AND I'M JUST READY TO GO HOME.
Announcer: COMING UP ON "THE BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
Erica: WE'RE IN CABO. OOH, VIVA MEXICO.
[MAN SINGING IN SPANISH]
Amy: SHE WASN'T BY HERSELF!
Gia: WE'RE READY FOR SOME MORE.
WE WANT TO PLAY.
COME OUT AND PLAY, ***!
Amy: I'M GONNA MISS HER SO MUCH.
THAT LAUGH. IT'S THE LAUGH THAT GETS ME.
YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY.
THE GIRL'S GONE.
I'M ABOUT TO GO ON A PLANE TO GO TO CABO.
HOW'S THAT FAIR?
I REALLY WISH MIMI COULD COME TO MEXICO WITH US,
BUT I WANT TO GO TO MEXICO,
AND I'M GONNA STILL HAVE A VERY GOOD TIME. SORRY, MIMI.
CABO!
Erica: CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO MEXICO!
Dani, voice-over: WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO.
I'VE NEVER BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY,
SO I'M SUPER EXCITED.
IT WOULD BE 10 TIMES BETTER
IF I WAS ACTUALLY GOING WITH GIRLS I LIKE,
BUT I HAVE MY SISTER.
SO WE'RE GONNA ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY,
MAKE THE BEST OF THIS TRIP.
AND, HOPEFULLY, WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THEIR DRAMA AND THEIR BULL-[BLEEP] OVER THERE.
Singer: ♪ VAY OH OH OH ♪
HOLA ♪
♪ VAY, OH OH OH OH ♪
[GIRLS CHEERING]
WE'RE IN MEXICO!
[ALL CHEER]
WE'RE IN CABO. OOH, VIVA, MEXICO.
I JUST FEEL THE POSITIVE ENERGY IN THERE.
AND I'M LIKE, MEXICO LOVES US.
MEXICO IS WELCOMING US WITH OPEN ARMS AND PESOS AND ALL.
Singer: ♪ YO, WE ON VACATION TONIGHT ♪
♪ HEADED SOUTH FOR THE BORDER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IT FEELS SO RIGHT ♪
♪ OH, GIRL, DON'T TOUCH THAT THERE ♪
♪ UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SMILE ♪
HELLO. WELCOME TO CABO.
Man: A WELCOME DRINK...
THANK YOU!
Woman: OK. SOMEONE WILL TAKE YOU TO YOUR ROOM.
FIRST TIME IN MEXICO?
YES.
HAVE FUN, ***.
THAT CAR RIDE WAS MISERY.
[CHUCKLING]
THIS IS LIKE DEATH IN A CUP.
[MOCK MOANING]
[LAUGHTER]
Gabi, voice-over: THE PLAN FOR OUR TRIP TO CABO
IS THAT DANI AND I ARE GONNA DO OUR OWN THING AT ALL TIMES.
BUT I'M DEFINITELY NOT TRYING TO STAY IN THE SAME ROOM AS THESE CRAZY CHICKS.
Dani, voice-over: I THINK WE'RE BETTER OFF
AND WE'LL HAVE MORE FUN IF WE'RE JUST WITH EACH OTHER.
OH!
Gia: OH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD IN HERE.
MM! LOOK AT THIS!
THANK YOU!
YAY!
SEE YOU AROUND. WELCOME.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
WE GET SENT TO OUR ROOM.
THE TWINS, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GO. AND I COULD CARE LESS.
OUR ROOM IS BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M SO EXCITED.
Amy: WOW!
[GIA BURPS]
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
HI. IS THERE ANY WAY WE CAN GET OUR OWN ROOM?
YEAH. OF COURSE. LET ME TAKE YOU THERE...
SEE YOU AROUND.
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST LET ME KNOW, OK?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
SUCKS TO BE AMY, ERICA, GIA, AND ELEASE.
WHO ARE SHARING--
THE FOUR OF YOU HAVE TO SHARE TWO BEDS
WHILE WE GET OUR OWN!
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
[KNOCK KNOCK]
Erica: THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN THERE.
Gia: THOSE HOS ARE SITTING AT THE POOL.
OH, THEY ARE? WHO CARES?
Dani, voice-over: AMY, YOU'VE TOLD ME
THAT YOU DON'T TRUST ANY OF THESE GIRLS IN THE HOUSE.
SO NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN ON US.
YOU AND ME WILL NEVER BE COOL EVER AGAIN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW...
WHAT TO DO AT THIS POINT.
Amy, voice-over: I'M ONE NOT TO TAKE SIDES OR CLIQUES,
BUT IF THE TWINS THINK I'M GONNA HAVE THEIR BACK,
THEN THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY WRONG.
WE GOT TO GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE
AND HIT UP A *** CRUISE THAT GOES ALL AROUND CABO.
SO WHEN THEY'RE OVER THERE SITTING THERE DOING NOTHING,
WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE A BLAST.
HASTA LA VIVOS, BABY.
LADIES...LADIES.
WE'RE GONNA ***...
AND CRUISE!
WHOO!
Singer: ♪ WE'RE KNOCKING IT BACK ♪
♪ WE AIN'T GONNA STOP ♪
♪ NOTHING TO FEAR, GONNA PARTY NOW ♪
♪ WE THROWIN' IT DOWN ♪
♪ NOT MESSIN' AROUND ♪
♪ WE'RE TAKIN' IT OVER ♪
Elease, voice-over: MEXICO IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.
I'M LOOKING AROUND.
I'M ON A BOAT. THE SUN IS GOING DOWN.
THIS IS JUST AWESOME.
♪ PULL THE TRIGGER, MAKE IT ***, *** ♪
♪ HIT IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING SO GOOD ♪
Erica, voice-over: AMY IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
ON THIS *** CRUISE.
SHE'S WALKING AROUND. SHE'S PICKING PEOPLE UP.
SHE'S DANCING WITH PEOPLE.
SHE'S SHAKING THE *** THAT SHE DON'T HAVE.
OH, MY GOD. WE'RE GOING HAM ON THIS *** CRUISE.
♪ TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT, SAY "OH, OH!" ♪
♪ OHH ♪
SO GLAD WE HAVE OUR OWN ROOM.
SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ERICA'S ANNOYING-*** VOICE.
AND WE'LL JUST DO OUR OWN THING
DAY IN AND DAY OUT.
WELL, VEGAS HAS BEEN A FAIL.
BUT MAYBE THERE'S SOME CUTE TOURISTS IN CABO.
THE GIRLS ARE ON THE *** CRUISE RIGHT NOW.
THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA MAKE IT OUT TONIGHT
BECAUSE WHEN THOSE *** DAY DRINK,
IT'S LIKE THEIR BEDTIME IS 9 P.M.
SO...
...YOU GUYS.
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
[INDISTINCT]
I'M GABI.
YEAH.
[INDISTINCT]
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, THAT ANNOYINGLY NICE GUY
THAT YOU'RE JUST LIKE...
SO WE LIVE WITH 7 CHICKS.
7 CHICKS?
IT'S FUN. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Man: I'M A WAITER.
OK, SO YOU NEED TO WAIT ON US.
I CAN'T TELL IF I'M ***
OR I JUST HAVE TO TAKE A ***.
HA HA!
I'M SO GLAD WE HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THOSE UGLY-*** ***.
WE ARE THE PRETTIEST GIRLS IN THE HOUSE!
AND WE HAVE "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" BODIES.
SPONGEBOB SQUARETWINS.
Gia, voice-over: WE'RE WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY
PAST DANI AND GABI'S DOOR.
AND WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE READY FOR SOME MORE.
WE WANT TO PLAY.
COME OUT AND PLAY, ***!
OH, WOW. LIKE I'M PRETTY SCARED...
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
SHE AIN'T WALKING BY HER MOTHER [BLEEP] SELF!
SHE AIN'T WALKING BY HERSELF!
Dani, voice-over: THESE GIRLS ARE BANGING ON OUR DOOR.
AND I'M JUST THINKING, "WOW. REALLY?"
AND THEY JUST TAUNT US.
AND NOW I'M STARTING TO REALIZE
THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE.
IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE THEM
TRYING TO BRING US DOWN.
AND IT'S REALLY STARTING TO GET FRUSTRATING.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
HI.
GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU?
SO YOUR ACTIVITY FOR TODAY IS
SWIMMING WITH THE DOLPHINS TODAY.
YAY!
THE CABO DOLPHINS.
WHOO!
Amy, voice-over: WE'RE GOING SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS.
I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE.
I'M SUPER, SUPER, SUPER, SUPER PUMPED.
I LOVE, LOVE DOLPHINS.
I'VE BEEN TO SEA WORLD A TRILLION TIMES.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
[SIGHS]
HELLO, LADIES.
I JUST WONDERED IF YOU WANT TO SWIM
WITH THE DOLPHINS TODAY.
IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD LET US KNOW
IF, UM, THE OTHER GIRLS ARE GOING?
BECAUSE IF THEY'RE GOING, I MIGHT CONSIDER NOT.
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH THEM.
THE DAY ACTIVITY IS SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS.
AND, OH, MY GOD. IT'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO MY ENTIRE LIFE.
BUT ME AND GABI DECIDED THAT IF WE SWIM WITH DOLPHINS,
WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE SWIMMING WITH SHARKS.
AND I'M NOT TRYING TO GET BIT TODAY,
SO, GIRLS, HAVE FUN.
ME AND GABI ARE GONNA DO OUR OWN THING.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OK, BYE, NOW.
BYE.
WHOO!
Erica: GOING TO THE DOLPHIN COVE!
HEY, HELLO, GIRLS. YOU READY?
LET'S GO, THEN.
OK, JUST COME WITH ME.
Erica: EVERYBODY OR WHAT?
OH!
OH, GOD!
Elease: I JUST TOUCHED HER CROTCH.
OK, GIRLS, READY FOR THE LATIN LOVER?
WHOO!
WE'RE WITH THE DOLPHINS. ONE OF THEM'S NAME IS RENOIR.
HE'S THE LATIN LOVER.
HE GOES TO KISS ME ON THE CHEEK,
AND HE SLIDES A LITTLE TONGUE,
AND I'M LIKE, "RENOIR, YOU NASTY DOLPHIN, YOU!"
I GAVE A DOLPHIN MY TONGUE.
OH!
WHOO!
Erica: WE'RE GONNA SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS!
YAY!
OH, [BLEEP].
Gia, voice-over: OF COURSE, THE LAME-*** TWINS
ARE TOO SCARED TO SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS.
DO THEY DO ANYTHING FUN?
Girls: 1, 2, 3!
WHOO!
HA HA HA!
WOW. IT'S REALLY, REALLY PRETTY OVER HERE.
THANK YOU.
IT'S REALLY BOTHERING ME, BUT I'M TRYING MY HARDEST
NOT TO THINK ABOUT ERICA, GIA, AMY, AND ELEASE
SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS.
BECAUSE IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HERE. IT'S RIGHT ON THE BEACH.
AND I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I'M ON A HONEYMOON
WITH MY SISTER.
WAIT. WE GOT TO PUT OURS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
HEE HEE!
GABI, WHY THE [BLEEP] WOULD YOU DO THAT?
[LAUGHS]
IT'S JUST SAND.
I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP], GABI.
I'M NOT IN A BATHING SUIT.
I'M IN CLOTHES.
SO CRABBY. GOOD GOD.
ELEASE, AMY, ERICA, AND I DECIDE WE'RE
GONNA HEAD DOWN TO THE NOWHERE BAR.
LET'S PARTY AND LET'S GET THIS SHOW POPPIN'.
Singer: ♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY ♪
♪ WHAT YOU WAITING FOR? ♪
♪ WE CAN DANCE ON TOP OF THE WORLD ♪
♪ COME ON, MOVE YOUR BODY ♪
♪ DON'T HAVE TO THINK NO MORE ♪
♪ WE CAN DANCE ♪
♪ WE CAN DANCE ON TOP OF THE WORLD ♪
Erica, voice-over: WE'VE BEEN OUT ALL NIGHT.
WE'RE DRINKING. WE'RE PARTYING.
AND IT IS A RELIEF NOT TO BE AROUND DANI AND GABI.
THEY'RE CHILDISH. THEY'RE SO KINDERGARTEN.
BUT WE'RE HAVING FUN.
AND WE'RE THE ONLY 4 THAT MATTER.
♪ OH OH OH ♪
♪ WE CAN DANCE ON TOP OF THE WORLD ♪
Gia: EVERYONE'S GONNA DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO AT THE END,
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY
I JUST KNOW WE WERE THE 3 STRONGEST PERSONALITIES...
SURE WERE.
I THINK EVERYBODY ELSE IS IN THE PUNK *** CLUB.
DANI AND GABI?
THOSE ARE THE MISERABLE *** OF THE CREW.
WE'RE NOT. THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
LET ME JUST FIX THIS
REALLY QUICK SO IT'S ORGANIZED.
WE DEFINITELY OVERPACK EVERY TIME.
I KNOW. THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.
I'M SAD WE'RE LEAVING.
I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE HOUSE.
WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT THE HOUSE IS GONNA SMELL LIKE.
IT'S THE LAST DAY OF CABO.
I'M SAD. I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK HOME.
EVERYONE LOVES US IN MEXICO.
BUT IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
BYE. GRACIAS.
Dani: THIS IS GONNA BE UNCOMFORTABLE.
Amy, voice-over: GETTING IN THE VAN
TO GO BACK TO THE AIRPORT WITH THE TWINS
IS REALLY AWKWARD.
MY GUESS--THE TWINS DON'T WANT TO GET
IN A ONE-ON-ONE CONFRONTATION.
THEY ARE SHAKING LIKE THEY JUST GOT THROWN IN ANTARCTICA.
THEY ARE SO AFRAID.
EVERYTHING HAS BEEN BUILDING UP.
AND I'M READY FOR [BLEEP] TO GO DOWN AGAIN.
Announcer: COMING UP ON "THE BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
Amy: WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT US? I DON'T GET IT.
JUST MOVE ON...
YOU BETTER...
Amy, voice-over: I'M OVER THE TWINS.
I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF LOOKING AT THEM.
I WOULD RATHER JUST KNOCK THEM BOTH IN THE FACE
AND GET IT OVER WITH.
I WANT TO GO!
[AMY YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
YEAH. ON OUR PHONE.
OH, MY GOD!
LOOK HOW [BLEEP] BIG THAT THING IS.
I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT.
AAH!
OK, HOW ARE THOSE GETTING INTO OUR MANSION, THOUGH?
HOW THE--
[SCREAMING]
GOD. THAT [BLEEP] LIVED.
[LAUGHTER]
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR THE HOMEYS.
Erica: HE'S DEAD.
IF I'M SLEEPING AND SOME [BLEEP] LIKE THAT CRAWLS ON MY FACE,
I'M GONNA DIE.
HE DIDN'T DIE.
[ECHOING] EW!
♪ IF YOU KNEW ♪
♪ WHAT WAS GOOD FOR YOU ♪
♪ YOU'D STAY AWAY FROM ME ♪
♪ IF YOU KNEW ♪
♪ WHAT WAS GOOD FOR YOU ♪
♪ YOU'D TURN AROUND AND LEAVE ♪
Dani, voice-over: ONCE AGAIN, IT'S AWKWARD.
NOBODY'S SPEAKING. IT'S LIKE A FLASHBACK
TO THE FIRST DAY WE GOT TO CABO.
AND IT'S CLEAR IT'S GONNA BE THESE 4 GIRLS
AND THEN ME AND GABI.
WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Erica: ALL THIS [BLEEP] IS NASTY, DISGUSTING.
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS.
I'M NOBODY'S PARENT.
TAKE A LOOK. [BLEEP] NASTY.
THOSE MOTHER [BLEEP] CAN'T GET A GARBAGE BAG.
Erica, voice-over: DANI AND GABI ARE LITTLE CHILDREN--
CHILDREN THAT NEED TO GO BACK HOME
AND PLAY WITH MOMMY AND DADDY AND THEIR LITTLE PICKET WHITE FENCE.
THEY NEED TO GO.
Erica: TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM.
[ERICA SPITS]
I PULL UP TO THE SINK TO GET MY TOOTHBRUSH,
AND I'M WAITING. AND SHE GOES, "GROSS, DISGUSTING, NASTY."
THEN SHE STARTS SPITTING, AND SHE'S LIKE,
"PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE ARE DISGUSTING."
I'M LIKE, "YOU'RE SUCH A ***."
I WALKED IN ON HER SAYING, "TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM,"
A.K.A. YOU AND ME, OBVIOUSLY.
I DON'T MIND BEING CALLED TWEEDLEDEE AND TWEEDLEDUM
BECAUSE THOSE WERE THE NAMES OF THE TWINS IN "ALICE IN WONDERLAND."
BUT I THINK THEY THINK THEY'RE GONNA JUMP US,
AND I HOPE THEY DO.
WE'RE NOT GONNA BE AROUND THEM.
LIKE, THEY'RE NOT GONNA HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY, GABI.
Gabi, voice-over: IT'S BEEN A GOOD RIDE,
BUT I THINK IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME
YEAH.
I FEEL IT IN THE AIR.
AND NOW ME AND GABI ARE WORRIED
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, IS SOMETHING ABOUT TO GO DOWN?
I JUST HAVE THIS FEELING THAT SOME [BLEEP]'S GONNA GO DOWN.
TONIGHT?
I'VE HAD A FEELING IT'S GONNA BE TONIGHT.
I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW TODAY'S GONE?
WHO DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE?
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE EVERYBODY AGAINST THE TWINS.
I MEAN, I HAVE NOTHING, PERSONALLY, TO SAY, YOU KNOW?
YEAH...
I MEAN, IF THEY SAY SOMETHING TO ME,
I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING BACK.
IT'S NOT LIKE-- I DON'T PICK FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE.
I AIN'T SCRAPPING WITH NOBODY
UNLESS YOU JUMP UP IN MY PERSONAL SPACE,
WHICH IS MY LITTLE BUBBLE RIGHT HERE
AND YOU TOUCH ME.
OTHER THAN THAT, I DON'T HAVE INTENTIONS
OF PUTTING MY HANDS ON ANYONE.
BUT I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR EVERYONE HERE.
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WITH THESE ***.
Amy: YOU NEVER KNOW.
Gia: YOU NEVER KNOW.
[BLEEP] IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. I KNOW THAT.
I JUST SEE A VERY, VERY BIG STORM COMING.
Gia: SHOULD I WEAR PINK NUDE OR, LIKE, JUST A NUDE INSTEAD?
Amy: A PINK NUDE.
YES.
Dani, voice-over: SO TONIGHT,
THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO A NIGHTCLUB.
ERICA IS NOT IN THE LIMO WITH THEM.
SHE'S JUST GONNA STAY HOME.
I THINK THAT WE SHOULD JUST TAKE THE LIMO.
WE'VE IGNORED THEM THIS MUCH.
WE CAN IGNORE THEM IN A LIMO RIDE.
Singer: ♪ SHE LIKES TO LOSE CONTROL ♪
♪ OVER BOYS THAT SHE DON'T KNOW ♪
[LAUGHTER]
Elease, voice-over: WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE TWINS RIGHT NOW?
THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY SCARED.
AND WE'RE JUST SITTING THERE, LAUGHING.
Singer: ♪ IN THE CLUB AND ON THE STAGE ♪
♪ THE NIGHT IS YOUNG, STILL TIME TO PLAY ♪
WE'RE INSIDE OF CROWN. IT'S AMY, ELEASE, AND I
AT ONE TABLE
AND THEN DANI AND GABI AT A TABLE AWAY FROM US.
AND THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
Singer: ♪ GIRLS WILL DANCE AT THE CLUB AND THE BAR ♪
♪ HELLO, GIRL, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SOMETHING ♪
♪ TAKE A CHANCE, YOU'LL JUST DO ANYTHING ♪
♪ OH, MY GOD, THE BOYS ARE WATCHING ♪
♪ DON'T STOP, THE MUSIC'S PLAYING ♪
[TWINS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
MA, THEY CALLED OUT ALL THE GIRLS, AND ALL THE GIRLS
JUST STOOD SHUT, QUIET,
BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED.
WHAT *** IN THIS HOUSE PUT AN "X"
ON MY PICTURE?!
Dani: WE'RE GONNA CHILL HERE,
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS MISERABLE.
HAVE [BLEEP] FUN.
I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S LIKE,
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S NOT SCARED TO GO HOME?
Erica, voice-over: I'M ON THE PHONE WITH MY MA.
I'M TELLING HER HOW FRUSTRATED I AM WITH DANI AND GABI,
HOW I'M ABOUT TO LOSE IT. MY MOM KNOWS SOMETHING.
SHE'S BEEN IN A COUPLE JAIL FIGHTS IN HER DAY.
I'M GONNA TAKE THIS ADVICE. I'M GONNA RUN WITH IT.
Mother: WHAT YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DONE WAS GOT ONE OF THEM TAKEN OUT OF THERE.
BUT, NO, NOW THEY'RE BOTH THERE
AND NOW THEY'RE BOTH TRYING TO TEAM UP.
IF I HIT ONE TWIN,
THE OTHER ONE'S GONNA HIT ME FROM BEHIND.
SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
YOU GRAB THEM WHEN THEY'RE CLOSE TOGETHER.
THEY'RE NEVER CLOSE TOGETHER.
ONE GOES ON ONE SIDE OF YOU,
THE OTHER ONE GOES ON THE OTHER SIDE.
SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GRAB--
YOU'RE TELLING ME I SHOULD JUST WAIT TO WHEN THEY'RE DOING
THEIR MAKEUP AND THEN JUST GRAB THEM BOTH FROM BEHIND LIKE A PUNK?
HEY, THEY WANT TO [BLEEP],
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET THEM.
SO WHAT? YOU GET JUMPED,
YOU GET JUMPED.
LET HER COME RUNNING FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?
WHEN YOU BEATING UP ONE BODY
AND THE OTHER ONE COMES ALONG,
YOU TURN THE OTHER BODY AROUND.
THAT WAY WHEN SHE HITS, SHE'S HITTING ON HER OWN DAMN SISTER.
GET PREPARED FOR THAT DAY
THAT YOU'RE GONNA GO ALL OUT.
BECAUSE YOU GOT IT IN YOU.
YOU CAN TAKE THEM BOTH DOWN.
IF YOU'RE SENT HOME, BIG DEAL.
YOU WON'T BE THE FIRST GIRL THAT'S GONNA GET SENT HOME.
AND YOU AIN'T GONNA BE THE LAST ONE.
BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA BE NO PUNK DIVA.
YOU JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU GOT SOMETHING
TO HANDLE THOSE TWO B-I-T-C-H-E-S.
♪ OOH OOH OOH DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ OOH OOH OOH DOO DOO... ♪
Gabi, voice-over: SO WE'RE IN CROWN,
AND AMY'S GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY
TO GET SOME ATTENTION RIGHT NOW.
LIKE, OVER-THE-TOP LOOKING STUPID.
AND ELEASE WAS GOING ALONG WITH IT.
I'M PRETTY MUCH THINKING THESE GIRLS ARE A JOKE,
BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING 'CAUSE ERICA'S NOT WITH THEM.
THANK YOU.
Amy: WHAT UP, LOVE?!
LOVE YOU.
NO, GIVE ME A HUG.
OK, OK.
Gia: TAKE ME THE [BLEEP] HOME, WHERE I LIVE.
I DON'T CARE. I'M NOT SCARED OF NOBODY.
AND I'M GONNA POP OFF.
IF ANYONE WANTS TO POP OFF, WHOEVER WANTS TO GO.
Dani, voice-over: GIA'S TALKING NONSENSE,
SENTENCES THAT AREN'T EVEN COMPLETE.
SHE JUST LIKES TO PICK FIGHTS OVER NOTHING WHEN SHE'S DRUNK.
THEY ALL DO. BUT, HOPEFULLY, TONIGHT
THEY DON'T FREAK OUT.
[BLEEP] EVERYBODY. THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
I CAN'T OPEN THIS [BLEEP].
"[BLEEP] EVERYBODY." HA HA!
Amy, voice-over: I'M OVER THE TWINS.
I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF LOOKING AT THEM,
ACTING LIKE THEY'RE SO INNOCENT.
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO CALL THEIR *** OUT.
WHY DO YOU ALL TALK [BLEEP] ABOUT ALL OF US?
HONESTLY, AMY,
I HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED [BLEEP] ABOUT YOU.
NO, NO, NO. I'M TALKING ABOUT FROM DAY ONE
TO SQUARE ROOT, WHERE LIKE WE...
AMY, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAID ABOUT YOU ON DAY ONE--
THE THING IS, LIKE, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
SO WHY ARE YOU ASKING, THEN?
THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING. LIKE, DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE TRYING
TO, LIKE, RUN [BLEEP], LIKE, BY TALKING ABOUT EVERYBODY?
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU GUYS--
WE'RE NOT, LIKE, TALKING [BLEEP] ABOUT YOU LATELY, AMY...
Amy: SO WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT US? I DON'T GET IT.
JUST MOVE ON.
YOU BETTER... SHUT UP.
[SHOUTING]
THAT'S OK. WE'RE OVER IT.
Elease: AND WE WILL GET YOUR *** OUT THE...
THEN YOU'LL GO HOME, LIKE WE WANTED. SO GO AHEAD.
Amy, voice-over: BEING IN THE LIMO WITH THE TWINS IS
JUST SO ANNOYING.
I WOULD RATHER JUST KNOCK THEM BOTH IN THE FACE
AND GET IT OVER WITH.
[AMY YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
Driver: COME ON...
Elease, voice-over: AMY ASKS ONE SIMPLE QUESTION,
AND WORLD WAR 5,000 BREAKS OUT.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON SOUNDTRACK]
Announcer: COMING UP ON "THE BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
I'M GONNA KILL THEM. I'M GONNA KILL THEM.
Erica, voice-over: AMY, GIA, AND ELEASE WALK IN.
THEY'RE FREAKING GOING HAM.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS STARTED.
IT WAS JUST CRAZY.
NO, YOU'RE NOT...
I'M GOING HOME TONIGHT!
Erica: WHY, [BLEEP]? WHY?
[YELLING]
SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP...
OUT!
HEY, AMY, AMY, I'M CALLING YOU.
[GIRLS TALKING AT ONCE]
Amy: 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GO HOME RIGHT NOW...
WAIT. WAIT. YOU KNOW WHY?
YOU KNOW WHY? YOU KNOW WHY?
THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER THAT WAS...
RIGHT NOW. [BLEEP] THIS [BLEEP].
Gia, voice-over: AMY STARTS GOING OFF,
AND I DIDN'T HAVE INTENTIONS ON REALLY STARTING [BLEEP],
BUT IF IT GOES ON, IT GOES ON.
AND I'M HERE TO FINISH IT.
[BLEEP]
OH!
I'M GONNA KILL THEM. I'M GONNA KILL THEM.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I'M GONNA KILL THEM. I'M GONNA KILL THEM.
Erica, voice-over: AMY, GIA, AND ELEASE WALK IN.
THEY'RE FREAKING GOING HAM.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS STARTED.
IT WAS JUST CRAZY.
CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?
Amy: THEY'RE JUST TALKING [BLEEP].
Elease: THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
THEY TALK [BLEEP]. THEY TALK [BLEEP]. THEY TALK [BLEEP].
I'M GOING HOME TONIGHT.
Erica: WHY? WHY?
Amy: BEING IN THE [BLEEP] LIMO.
Amy, voice-over: RIGHT NOW, I'M SO HYPED UP.
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE TWINS YET.
FOR ALL I KNOW, THEY'RE HIDING UNDER A ROCK SCARED,
WHICH GETS ME EVEN MORE ANGRY
THAT THEY CAN'T STEP UP TO ME BY THEMSELVES.
Producer: SO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE BAD GIRLS CLUB?
LIKE, WE HAD A GOOD NIGHT.
LIKE, WE'RE IN OUR SECTION.
WE DIDN'T LOOK AT THEM.
WE DIDN'T TALK TO THEM.
AND AMY HAS TO ASK US A QUESTION
THAT SHE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO.
WE'RE TALKING TO THE PRODUCERS RIGHT NOW. HOPEFULLY THEY GET IT.
LIKE, THIS IS NOT A HEALTHY SITUATION.
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE HERE.
LIKE, I WAS WITH A DUDE
THAT HAUNTED ME FOR 4 YEARS.
YOU THINK I NEED A *** TO DO THAT?
AND IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S ONE,
WHERE ME AND GABI CAN TAKE HER.
IT'S UNFAIR.
IT'S 4 AGAINST 2.
SO AT THIS POINT, YOU GUYS GOT A TASTE
OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE AND YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT.
NO, IT'S NOT A TASTE OF OUR OWN MEDICINE.
WHEN WE CAME HERE, WE WERE NICE TO EVERYONE.
WE TREATED EVERYONE AS GOOD AS WE POSSIBLY COULD.
IS THAT YOUR PERCEPTION? YOUR PERCEPTION IS
THAT YOU TREATED EVERYBODY NICE?
NO, NOT JENNA AND NOT ELEASE.
AND IF I COULD GO BACK,
I WOULD HAVE DONE IT DIFFERENT
BECAUSE IT LOOKS ***.
BUT YOU CAN'T GO BACK.
SO YOU JUST GOT TO DEAL WITH WHATEVER HAPPENED.
OK, SO LISTEN,
I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A HOTEL.
I'M GONNA ESCORT YOU OUT, OK?
OK.
Gabi, voice-over: DANI AND I ARE GONNA TAKE A VAN TO A HOTEL
AND KIND OF CLEAR OUR HEADS FOR THE NIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
ALL THE OTHER GIRLS CAN SUCK MY ***.
EVERYBODY CAN JUST GO BLOW SOMETHING.
NO. I LIKE IT.
Announcer: NEXT TIME ON "THE BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
BABY!
Erica, voice-over: MY BOOSIE'S COMING TO SEE ME.
UH...
CHRIS DECIDES ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WANTS TO LEAVE.
NO. YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK.
I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I [BLEEP] ERICA UP.
NOW I'M READY TO GO. [INDISTINCT]
WE'RE READY TO [BLEEP] THESE HOS UP RIGHT NOW.
A LITTLE BIT OF TRASH FOR YOU GUYS.
[BLEEP] WITHOUT YOUR SISTER NOW, [BLEEP].
YOU HO.
Man: KNOCK IT OFF!
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