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Check it out America, we're in Eugene, Oregon, right?
Now we're gonna show you all how to get these hard water spots off of glass shower doors.
They saw the water out here in Oregon is hard enough to stand on.
Most people like using CLR, LOS, Lime-away, and Tilex.
All it does is choke and gag you, make you dress like your preparing for Anthrax to clean the kitchen and the bathroom.
Take a look real quick as we show you what Advanage the wonder cleaner can do. It's simple, real simple.
What you wanna do is just go back and forth, up and down, just like an argument. That's what a lot of my co-workers like to call it.
Takes rubbing out of scrubbing, makes maids crazy, housewives have a tendency to get a little lazy.
So don't use it all in one spot, but spray the spray.
Notice my hair isn't standing on my head like Don King's, it's not choking and gagging.
Simple, real simple. After your done, wipe it off, and we're gonna show you the difference before and after Advanage when I'm done.
Also, you may wanna clean the other side because if one looks clean and the other one doesn't,
it's gonna have the entire shower door looking real, real bad.
So it takes 2.3, and I can see clearly now that the spots are gone.
Soap doesn't sing or dance, that's why I'm here.
Simple, real simple. Ma'am, if you would, bring that a little bit closer and we're gonna take a look at the shower glass door right here.
Can you see the spots on that area through the phone? Hopefully you can,
a miracle, and if you look right here. I look a little clearer than I did yesterday.
Look at this, before Advanage,
after Advanage, you can even see the Swag a little bit better huh?
Yeah, look in the top area. Can you tell the difference?
I hope so, if not, get you some Advanage and use it personally. Until then, you all be easy.
Real quick tell me. Who puts these on your window the most? Kids, dogs, or crazy sales people like myself? You.
I'm just in time. Spray this spray.
Now ma'am, in your ten years of cleaning, have you ever found a product that prevents finger prints, not cleans, prevents?
It's your lucky day, take a look. Tell me what you see.
And if you don't see prints, you don't have to do what?
Clean. I just saved you a little bit of time, high five.
Last one I'm gonna try to do and then I'll go ahead and get out of your hair. Tell me when to stop.
I'll bet you're a well dresser. You have a nice home and this is permanent.
If that happened to carpet or laundry, how would you remove it?
Would you shout it out, pout it out, pray it out, wish it out, or just throw it out all together? I'm just in time. Yeah.
The good part about that as well is that I'm pretty sure you wouldn't put Windex in the laundry,
and you definitely wouldn't put Windex on your carpet, am I right?
First utility of over riding, that's why the cleaner saves you a lot more money.
Spray the spray. Agitate the stain.
Cake, glue, gum, candle wax, liquor, soda, food, coffee. Grass stains, pet stains, ring around the collar,
nail polish, or rust, red wine, lipstick and makeup. 25% Stronger than bleach.
But it is safe on colors. You all like my bad jokes?
Works well with a great smell. Doesn't choke or gag. You don't dress like your preparing for anthrax to clean the kitchen and the bathroom.
And the best part about it. It's a concentrate. So not only does it help you clean, it helps you think too.
You get it? Concentrate. Yeah, they like our bad jokes.
This is what the bottle looks like. Have you seen that yet on your TV set?
This one on my TV set?
Neat! Well don't worry about it. You get to see the live show at the front door here you haven't seen before.
Plus, the cleaner goes here.
That much? Just one ounce. OK. The rest is water, you do have water right? Yeah. High five man.
Now you say the water here is hard enough to stand on? You get it on the glass shower door?
This works way better than CLR, LOS, Lime-away, and Tilex. All they do is choke and gag you and make you dress like your preparing for
anthrax when you clean the kitchen and the bathroom.
Last one I'm gonna do, and then I'm gonna go ahead and close, since your working me like I'm colored. Did I miss something?
They love the bad jokes.
Brake dust on the wheels. A lot of people don't know, but yours does look good sir. But brake dust will burn and corrode after a period of time.
When you clean with the cleaner you use, they mostly attract more dirt.
Sir, have you ever found a product that will keep brake dust from sticking? Nope. Well we got a temporary ceramic.
Because, after you spray the wheel with it, takes this brake dust right out of your wheel. You see that on my fingers?
Tell me what's happening when I touch here.
You see it sticking? Nope. Not too shabby huh? But it did stick to me.
That's main reason people like cleaner, not only does it help you clean, but it helps you take care of someone's precious Camaro.
You gotta buy cleaner whether you buy it at the door or store. You may as well get the best for your money.
You can also use it for plant life. One ounce to a gallon, repels slugs, wasps, and Japanese beetles and things of that nature.
Naturally, it's safer than a pesticide, but it keeps your plants safe.
Also comes with lavender, which is common. The ladies love the lavender. Serves as a degreaser, and we do have a clear,
which has no smell for people with breathing allergies of that nature. The only thing I ask you to do is when you see how well you like it,
you love it, you want more of it, use my name on a re-order. That way when you see me on a billboard,
you know your money went to a great cause, but people do make promises, but no one's gonna thank you more than me. God bless you.
So, real simple. What you don't wanna do is this. If you get to it. If you have an area you can kinda spray down in here. It'll do better.
Now it's gonna help that. But it's not gonna quite clear it all the way like you want it to look. But it's gonna help.
You get these. If you've ever used a magic eraser. This replaces the magic eraser, like cleaning the walls without taking the paint off.
Also works on your countertops if you have marble or granite. It also cleans stainless steel. It leaves that streak and smear free.
So it's even gonna touch it on your refrigerator, microwave, oven, and things of that nature. It won't smudge up.
I've cleaned so many lights like that.
Simple, real simple. Bugs, they chip the paint, cause there's acid in the bug, so when they stick on the car, the acid in the bug burns the paint.
Most is harder to clean than Japanese arithmetic sometimes. So what you wanna do, just take this, and put it on the face of your car. The bugs won't stick,
if the bugs don't stick, the bugs won't chip.
Simple, real simple. Neat.
That's what I do. My dad's actually disabled, he's in a wheelchair. He takes his wheelchair, he pulls his car in the garage.
And he just does one piece at a time. Clean this piece, go to the next one. It's water based, so you don't have to rinse it. It's done.
Everything's already done. By the way. Simple, huh there, real simple, just because you got Colgate smile there, watch this.
Notice the center didn't fog. Look real close.
The center did not fog. There's a rain anti-damper, prevents fog on all mirrors and windows for 30 days.
Put a little bit in your windshield washer bottle. Run the windshield wipers. 30 Times.
Gotta put that coating on the front windshield to keep those bugs from sticking there. And clean the inside so it won't fog.
Shower doors, glass bathroom mirrors, reading glasses. Put it on those. It's anti-static, so you can use it on computer and TV screens as well.
iPhones or iPods, or whatever he was using.
His iPod. Oh, and my favorite demonstration. You see your wall.
Yeah, simple, real simple. If this dirt comes in the house, they charge you extra?
No.
Yeah, you hate that part.
Guess what, 409 has the tendency to take the paint off. It's a chemical. Chemicals don't clean, they burn. Take a look.
OK. That was red wasn't it? Simple, real simple. That's my motto man. Everything is simple.
This cleaner actually takes rubbing out of scrubbing, it makes maids go crazy, housewives get a little lazy, so don't use it all in one spot,
cool?
There you have it.
Takes the rubbing out of scrubbing. It also restores your real estate, because that's what I tell everybody, if you use 409 or the magic eraser,
sometimes the paint comes off your wall. So guess what, now you gotta repaint. Now you gotta go buy touch up paint.
Instead of having to do that, this is gonna help you clean those areas, so you don't have to repaint.
Grout in your tile. It's excellent for grout. Mold and mildew on the concrete and on the home. It cleans that, all the rust in your driveway.
It cleans that. If you have brass door handles. It replaces and restores your brass with it. You can put it in a steamer. That made a difference.
Look at it. Made a difference. You ready to keep going in the house? That, yeah. Wait till you see me clean those showers.
You know I got a couple things over here as well! You know what really bugs me? Here it comes. Is like the window sill, is that what it's called?
Where, in the house or outside? Inside. Let me too it, watch me do it. I knew that was coming there. You come in with us papa if you don't mind,
it's your house.
This is beautiful too, I tell you. In Mississippi, they don't make that, it's a completely different everything. You know what I mean. Style?
Yeah, completely.
Where is it? Oh, the window wells, or the window tracks.
Yeah, mold and mildew in the window sill, no problem. How about that?
Yeah, I'll tell you what you should do, like I try to get all the neighbors. Go ahead and adopt me, I come potty-trained,
you cook chicken I clean. How's that?
Bless you.
That a little better?
Oh yeah, simple. Real simple. I love my job though. It helps when you have a cleaner that does what 90% of America doesn't do, work.
He's going for your piano, your dusty piano.
I need a dry towel. You have a dry towel ma'am? Yeah.
A dry rag. Yeah, it does everything.
Now the only thing that you need to know about the cleaner that you don't wanna do, is clean in direct sunlight.
Because if you clean in direct sunlight, the cleaner has hyper agents in it that makes water dry fast.
So say you spray that window right there in the sun. It's gonna dry before you can get to it. Before you can clean it.
You don't wanna do it in direct sunlight. Just now when I sprayed that, it dried real fast. So it left a couple smudges and smears,
that's why I said I wanted a dry towel. Plus my towel's damp. There it is. Now, let's touch the piano.
This cleans everything.
Simple, real simple. But one problem. This is the micro thing we were talking about? Mm-hmm.
What's so special about it? I mean, I feel the difference. What's it good for? I've never used these. What's this for?
Oh, cute. That's all this is for? Scratches? I thought it was like, something special. I've never used one of those rags.
I had a lady tell me, she uses some kind of cloth, they got these new cloths out there. Some kind of cloth. I don't know.
That cloth isn't gonna clean your carpet. And I know for a fact that a cloth is not gonna clean the stuff out of your laundry. You know what I mean?
She was telling me she didn't need cleaner because she had a particular cloth.
Well they say that the microfibers you can clean with water like glass?
Oh, ok. Even glass with just a wet microfiber?
There's a big red mark here. No paint gone, but you still got rid of the spot.
Uh-oh.
There's some paint or pencil or something. Somebody drew something on the wall.
I cleaned it off.
Well you can definitely tell someone's been cleaning because it rubbed the texture off. That's a perfect example.
The stuff you use, and the erasers and the cleaners. They rub the texture right off. You don't have to go through that,
I'm gonna clean a big circle right here in the middle of this wall. I guarantee you will see the difference.
From where I am, I don't know if you guys can, but I can see it. Work clean. It's a little lighter. Right there. It's a clean circle right here.
Clean that up right there for you too.
That's some pencil right there it looked like. I don't know for a fact. But I'm definitely gonna take this cleaner to it now.
Did I leave it in the garage? Was I moving too fast?
It's a little white pad. Oh, I got it!
Sure is. See? Same one.
It's not rubbing the texture off. I don't know why they put this kind of paint on all these houses, every house I go to,
they got this flat-based paint that will come off if you press it wrong with your arm. It'll rub the paint off these walls these days.
Gotta come to Mississippi.
Why? What's different there?
We got wallpaper!
We all got wallpaper so momma knows exactly what time it is. Believe you me.
She is not messing with this kind of stuff on our walls.
She isn't even gonna worry about that. Imagine, what's that for? You taking that to school with you? A magic eraser? Oh, we don't worry about that.
Yep, cleans everything y'all. Put it in a steamer too ma'am. 1 cup to 5 galloons shampoos 4 bedrooms and 2 hallways.
Cheaper than carpet services. They charge you $20 to $25 per yard, and they use oil-based cleaners. A week later, the spots return,
that's because oils don't clean, they coat and attract dirt. Oil works top to bottom. If you ever take a jar and put the grease,
like my mom will cook chicken, we can use that again before we throw it away, you know what I mean? So pour it into that jar.
You pour in water, you'll see the oil sit right on top of the water. It won't even mix. Same with cleaner. This is water based.
Water rises and then evaporates. So the cleaner goes to the padding of the carpet, and then when it dries, it draws the spot out for good.
Simple, real simple. Hand marks,
don't worry about a stain. Bingo, we got action.
Real simple.
Can you see that?
See the difference in that area on the wall?
Right along here, stopped right here, and goes on up.
It's hard to see it on the phone. Oh, I can see it.
Pretty cool, huh?
Oh yeah, one more little
Oh boy! Demo, of the day.
Oh wow! Look at that.
Demo of the day.
Whatever that was. You wanna see that again? Yeah. You see this hear son?
I thought that was the paint.
How about that? We got a white banister again! Wow.
It's just dirt build up, like your hand. After a while it keeps building up, building up.
There's bacteria.
That was nice.
Let me see what this is. I'm just curious. See, I've got a tendency to clean spots. Oh whatever it was, it was something real simple.
Put a stitch in my britch, paint me green and call me pickle, butter my buns and call me biscuit. I tell you.
Aren't you glad we're buying a case of this stuff?
There was a line across there wasn't there?
That banister, that was a real good example. I like that. That was good.
Oh, the shoes too.
The shoes look like Michael Jackson, they don't know if they want to be black or white. Spray this on the bottom of them.
Simple, real simple.
I don't want to talk about him, he's dead.
Neat.
Smart phones, smart cleaner, smart people.