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It's become more difficult to get the latest PFL updates.
To obtain last weeks results, I had to drive up to the city,
have my cousin pose as a *** name "Brandi" to distract my brother-in-law,
and then visit primefootball.com from a computer hidden in my sister's out house.
So now you've done this. You must have the latest standings for me.
My Fuhrer. I'm afraid...
The rumors we heard and feared were right. The Godfathers are actually in first.
Everyone who swore the Godfathers wouldn't win a game must now leave my sight.
How could they be first?
There's no way in hell they can be first!
Their owner gets his draft tips from small city newspapers in the spring.
This news is worse than our women.
I bet 100 million! I bet 100 million they wouldn't sniff 5th place!
The standings must be wrong. You all must be higher than that poor boy that was trapped in the balloon.
My Fuhrer that whole thing was a hoax.
The plight of that poor trapped boy had me crying.
My Fuhrer, it was just plain BS.
So now you're telling me that I was f'ing tricked?
I saw him in the air!
These Godfathers drafted Ryan Grant in the first round and then took 2 quarterbacks in a row after that.
The rest of their roster are just pieces of garbage!
The Intocables had a lineup full of studs.
They had Calvin Johnson and Moss and Peterson.
I doubled my bet against Kotsianas, but somehow his team of 12th rounders is in 1st place?
I'd sooner believe that my best gal Eva was home preparing a chia pet to send to Stalin!
And I know my Sweet Eva would never leave me.
I have the key to her heart locked up beside mine...
right beside cute pictures of you Ofer and Rupert.
The Godfathers...
they are to winning football what your wives are to seduction.
No, they are even worse then the atrocities you men go home to.
I cannot understand how the Godfathers are in 1st anymore than I can understand how one of you took that beast Anna home.
Oh, Anna. You're not the one who walked home in shame.
I never thought I'd live to see this day.
Thomas Jones was a cut. All could be lost.
He scores for Gus.
The 100 million may be lost.
If the hands of a broken clock can be right twice a day,
then we may live to see Gus crowned champion.
He may win the Fantasy Bowl.