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- Ladies and Gentlemen, what you're about to witness, was actually recorded
on the 13th of August, 2012 near Villasimius, in Sardinia.
There will be gruesome images, so we utterly discourage people who are easily impressed
So brace yourselves... because, what you're going to see, is no ordinary footage quite the opposite indeed, I would
define it... para-normal!
- Beware Marco! There could be spirits lurking in the mist!
- Good evening, and welcome to this new episode of
Esp, paranormal phenomena in Villasimius! - Tonight, we're gonna investigate the presences
signaled here, in the pine wood of Villasimius, near the harbour.
- When? - Always, for years rumor has it that
screams are heard during all night, let's investigate! - Ok Good!
I hope we'll find something worth it. - And here it is, dear audience...
- Wait! - ... the first sign of satanism
- It's a clear sign of destiny... - You mean of the devil?
- Of the devil... yeah - Here dwells the one that goes by the name of Belzebuth... I guess
- We want to contact these spirits
- If there's any demons you're gonna scare the *** outta them this way, Marco!
- I can feel a presence, they're around us! - Do you hear the spirits? Feasting?
Do you hear them? Fortunately I've got the anti-exorcism app!
- GOAT! GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!
- I think this was an utter failure! I don't think we're gonna find anyth... Ahhhh
- What was it? - Something touched my shoulder?
Where's Mauro?! - Mauro?!
- Mauro!!! auro!! urooo!! - Something weird happened here
- I guess so, usually there's no echo in the forests... whatever!
- Well... that something must be behind that tree, let's see what was it
- Here you're Mauro, where have you been? - I... I was just behind you!
- Doing what? - Tan tan taaaaaaan
- There's absolutely nothing here... - That's not possible!! I felt something
Have you got everything on camera? - Yes, I recorded everything
- What... what did you feel?
- I'm starting to feel something evil in here a dark secret must be hidden between these trees
- Marco - Tell me Mauro
- I gotta go! - But... where?
- Marco, I gotta go to find the golden bacon! - Mauro, you can't!
- The golden bacon!! - Mauro You can't go it's a typical
horror cliché! If you leave us you're going to d... MAURO! Mauro! Maaaaaaauuuuuuroooooo!!
Jimmy is it you? - Yeah Marco... what happened?
- Mauro ran away, he went in search of Gooby and Dolan!
- Gooby and Dolan? Why the hell did he go in search of Gooby and Dolan in this dark forest?
- I don't know, it's Mauro - What happened to him?
- He just ran away, I tried to get him back but... I couldn't!
- It doesn't matter Marco, we've gotta find him and bring him back
- Holy F**k, where is Mauro? - Ahhhhh
- Marco, What was it? That was Mauro's... - No! Mauro
- No Mauro... is he breathing? - No
- What happened? Who could have been? - I know who did it... it must have been Mr. Pine!
He had a nice *** anyway eh? - Farewell Mauro...
Spirits!! - Eh?
- Prrrrr - Marco!
- I'm sorry, just couldn't restrain myself - Marco seriously though! Mauro is dead!
we've gotta solve this situation - You're right
- The world must know! And it's getting freakin' late!
- Marcoooo - Eh!! Did you hear it too?
- No, what was it? - Someone called my name!
- From where? - H-here... behind me!
- I did not hear anything... Marco are you getting crazy?
- Jimmy? Are you ok? - Yeah but... Marco, here lay Mauro's corpse ... it's disappeared!!
- Oh... oh My God, My God Jimmy!! - What is that?
- What's that light? Oh God - It's Mauro's backpack! And his torch!
- Where is he? Mauro? Ah No, he's dead... - Marco, I hear noises...
I have to go to investigate - No Jimmy, don't get any closer Jimmy!
Jimmy, beware! What is... I see something in the bushes Oh my Goood! What is that? What...?
What's That? Oh no! Jimmy? - Om, Nom... nom, nom|
Helloooooooooo, My name is Mr. Happy!