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It was another grueling day at the shop.
Like Cloud fighting Sephiroth with the mop.
Another Audi, he just couldn't take...
That's when Joey got his Limit Break.
Destroying this car he know he would savor. Nevermind Blade Beam he wanted to use Braver.
The day was like a red-headed stepchild wearing an ugly Christmas sweater...
He knew with absolute certainty that Barret would get no better.
He was *** terrible, why would anyone choose this?
Just like Gau, completely *** useless...
He was tired, weak, and freakishly pale...
But he knew that today he must share his tale...
His FF6 guide, he flew through the pages, he wasn't concerned with Gau's *** Rages!
He couldn't be angrier, he thought they should die. Such a big budget title and they *** up the "i"!
While filled with anger, hatred, and dread, Joey said "*** it," and went right to bed...
"Visited by 3 ghosts?!" he thought with disdain, "They're not even the cool ones like on the Phantom Train!"
The ghost warned Joey to forgo all his fears, for there's excellent titles, just like Xenogears!
A playful reminder that not all is lost, as there's beautiful gems, just like Chrono Cross.
Now you see Joey, you should not Grieve, just look at the story of Parasite Eve!
The future was bleak for what was Squaresoft, their hopes were high, floating aloft...
Now these memories bring not joy but pain, what we once knew as Squaresoft has boarded the Phantom Train...