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CHET MACINTOSH: Hey, folks at home.
This is lead anchor Chet Macintosh here at News 5.
It's been a crazy day in the city.
Going to throw it down to field reporter Jillian
O'Shanter, who's crossing the Ts, Ps, and Cs.
Oh, Jillian?
JILLIAN O'SHANTER: Thanks, Chet.
Tragedy strikes mayoral candidate and reformed masked
villain, Herb Theroux in the form of an
unexplainable phenomena.
The following footage was recovered from today's press
conference.
We must warn parents, this footage may not be suitable
for all viewers.
HERB THEROUX: Hi, I'm HerbTheroux.com.
My opponent, Mr. Mittens, he say a lot of, you can't
***-- eh, what?
[SCREAMING]
JILLIAN O'SHANTER: No trace of Herb Theroux
is believed to exist.
In other news, masked vigilantism, a
new hero on the scene.
The Spandex figure does look the part.
However, some eyewitnesses report this hero committing
bizarre acts.
Or as one bystander said, quote, "mentally disturbed."
Despite conflicting allegations, this reporter can
attest that this masked hero may just save us all.
CHET MACINTOSH: Ugh.
Really?
MALE SPEAKER 1: Go Sukashi, go, go, Sukashi.
FEMALE SPEAKERS: Go, Sukashi.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Go and fight the Invisible Army.
Get your powers from outer space.
Save the human race.
Go, go!
We'll be right back.
FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [SPEAKING GERMAN]
MALE SPEAKER 2: Mega cool.
FEMALE SPEAKER 1: [SPEAKING GERMAN]
SUKASHI: Why are you speaking in German?
MALE SPEAKER 1: Do it yourself with Sukashi!
SUKASHI: Hi, teens.
Today I'm going to answer a viewer question sent to me
through www.gosukashi.com.
Haha, viewers!
You guys are wonderful.
Theflyingfatman asks, why can't you fly?
Well, you probably can, you just haven't
shown us that yet.
Very astute assumption, Flying Fat Man.
I can fly.
Check it out!
Whoa!
Haha!
I am flying.
I am flying!
I am really flying!
I'm flying!
BRIAN: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Sukashi!
Oh, dude!
Brian's here, dude.
Hey, aw, look at your leg!
SUKASHI: I'm flying.
BRIAN: Oh my God!
OK.
I'm going to go get help.
I'm going to go get help.
Oh, Sukashi!
SUKASHI: I'm flying.
[MUSIC PLAYING]