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Monday Masks at the Office
Hey what's the time ?
??#$??@
What's the time ?
Too late for U to go home!
It's 6pm ?
***.!!!
Please.. Darling, i will call you back,.. Yeah, sure!
***..!! Man.. Its 6'0 clock already? Darn, it's Already 6!
Why that bloody stress on 'Already?'
Oh, as if the new bridegroom hasn't woken up yet!
Now that you're married, why would you notice time? :P
Stop bullying me...
Try to understand bro, My watch is not working.
You....Dowry Devil! Can't buy a new watch you bloody miser?
Wearing that old rotten watch always..!
Bloody hell! My dad bought new property with all that dowry!
What would I be left with then?
Silly excuses! What're you doing with the salary then?
With your salary, you go shopping, pubbing and have a blast...
Were you married, you'd know that....
....all your salary is spent on grocery & detergents instead.
My wife's expectations have to be met with!
You think you'd be able to manage after marriage?
Well I am managing! Like an idiot, of course!
You look like an educated man....
....Instead of cribbing....
Can't you work for extra hours you baffoon?
Overtime....?!
Till date, slogging from 10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours...
... has thrashed half my life....
....tanned my glamour....
.....diminished my lifespan.....
....demolished my will to live further...
... and you want me to work overtime?
(loud echo & reverb)
You feel you've been dedicating 8 hours of enlightenment here?
10am to 6pm is 8 Hours! There is clarity in it, isn't it?
:O I'll keep this between us ......
....but tell me what did you work on since morning?
Umm....as soon as I came, I saved yesterday's project....
..kept 2-3 torrents for download....
...later, checked mails and took a few print outs....
Hold On! An hour has already passed by all that!
Ah, uh, ....Okay!
If considered rightly, then not 8, we're working for 7 hours.
Working here for 7 hours is also too much!
Hold On , there's still more....
Recollect what you did after checking your mails....
Mail checking....
Yeah... we went to have some tea & biscuits!
Isn't it?
And There, Mr.Arnold spoke all the *** his wife thrashed on him...
...and by the time we came back to the cabin, another hour passed by...
Dear Devotee...
... don't loose patience! After we returned....
... we logged onto Facebook!
Oh Fish!
Stop fishing around!
Farmville...
Cityville...
Sims Social....
By the time we played all these, we lost another half hour!
Oh..that means we're worth only 5 hours here!
Later.....'Bramhi Jokes, Arey Jaffa ee page ni like cheyya ra'
'Bokka Le'
...we kept following updates of those pages for half hour...
Hold on....Lunch Break next!
Later.... Birthday celebrations on the floor....
...and then SMS chatting....
....songs in between....
...iPod-u.....
....another hour flew by.....
....(in chorus) that means.....
Boss V.O: That means you've not been doing anything here....
... you baffoons.....
Go, Get Lost you Monday Masks!