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TO THE HAMPTONS
FOR BRUNCH AT DAVID AND IMAN'S HOUSE.
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
DINNER WITH MY FRIEND, BRAD SCHIMMEL.
NOW, REMEMBER, NEIL, WHEN WE GET
TO THE WALDORF
BONO WON'T CARE
THAT THE SALAD WAS INVENTED THERE.
FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
SECOND, WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS.
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GIVE UP AN EVENING LIKE THIS
TO GO TO DINNER WITH SOME FRIEND
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MENTIONED BEFORE?
YES. EVEN IF IT MEANS
I'LL BE JOINING THREE OTHER PEOPLE
LOOKING FOR A BRANCH TO USE AS A WALKING STICK
ON A JEWISH SINGLES TWILIGHT HIKE.
WOW. HE'S ACTUALLY STANDING UP TO HER.
BRAD WAS MY BEST FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS.
HE'S IN TOWN FOR ONE NIGHT.
HOW CAN I TURN HIM DOWN?
WE COULD TAKE THE TICKETS OFF YOUR HANDS.
NEIL, I CAN SEE THAT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOU
SO IF YOU GO WITHOUT ME, I WON'T BE MAD.
YOU ARE GOING TO LET NEIL GO ALONE?
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING SO SELFISH.
IT WILL RUIN NEIL'S EVENING AND JORDAN'S
BECAUSE HE WON'T BE ABLE TO GO WITH US.
HEY, HEY, HEY, LET'S LET ALICIA DECIDE
WHO SHE WANTS TO GO WITH--
ME, OR THE WOMAN WHO TOLD THE GUY ON THE CORNER
THAT ALICIA WAS ATTRACTED TO HIM
BUT
MAKE
WELL, I
TO A STAGED READING OF ALICIA'S DIARY
JUST SO I COULD GET
THE MOVIE CHANNEL HOOKED UP TO SEE T
WITH MELANIE GRIFFITH AMONG THE HASIDIM.
AM I ASKING THAT MUCH?
THIS IS THE ONE TIME
I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
WE ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WHEN I WANTED
TO TEST DRIVE A SATURN
AND YOU WANTED TO BE PAINTED BY ROY LICHTENSTEIN
WHAT DID WE DO?
WE WENT TO ROY'S.
MY FAMILY BEGGED US
TO COME TO MY UNCLE'S BON VOYAGE PARTY
FOR HIS PROSTATE.
YOU WANTED TO GO TO NEW ZEALAND.
WHAT DID WE DO?
I WENT TO NEW ZEALAND.
WHAT ABOUT THE TIME..?
OKAY, OKAY, NEIL.
OOH.
I'M GETTING THE WEIRDEST FEELING IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH.
I'VE NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE.
SUDDENLY I'M HAVING THESE WEIRD THOUGHTS
LIKE, IF I GO TO THIS CONCERT, I WON'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY IT
AND SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, WHEN I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS
I'LL BE PUNISHED FOR IT.
IS THIS GUILT?
NEIL, HAVE YOU GUILTED ME INTO GOING WITH YOU?
YES, AND I'M SORRY.
I SWORE I WOULD ONLY USE THIS POWER FOR GOOD.