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Youth...
Some people want to attain it. Some people wish they never had it.
The life of a teenager is not an easy one. There are roads you must walks down., bridges you must cross.
and obstacles that can only be overcome by perseverance
and when life hands you lemons, as that old proverb goes,
You must squeeze lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies to give yourself a head start.
But in the end you must-
Whaa..?
What the hell is that thing on the left?
O...K? ....Whatever...
Life comes with many challenges his and are perhaps the most important times in
anyone's life ever.
is those four years he's in high school. For these are the golden years.
And it is in this time that our entire lives are mapped out,
our futures, and the road ahead.
My name is Matthew Stewart Edden. I am fifteen and a half years old,
and this is my school, Hollywood High.
Located in Los Angeles, California, this quiet and bland place to live is the only home I have ever known.
I live here in the suburbs with my mom and dad.
and hang out with my best friends Gus, and Susan.
I'm just your average mixed up little boy.
An outcast, Hanging on the fringe of society. Someday I'd like to get out at Los Angeles.
And find some place with better opportunities, were I can truly
embrace who I am on the inside.
Because, as that other Proverb goes,
I don't want to wait for my life to be over.
My name is Matt and this is my story and I am glad I can share it with you,
so sit back and enjoy it is from Hollywood-
*Knock at the door* Son!
Dammit dad! You ruined my introduction!
Get the Hell out of the bathroom!
I have to take the biggest Duke!
Ew, dad! You just said that on a live feed!
Speaking of a live feed, it's trying to escape.
Come on, son. Help you old man. It's coming our of my *** like Alien.
When we're through in there, we're going to have to fumigate the house,
and bury the toilet at least 20 feet below ground, in a remote location.
Ermahgerd, Gary! This is so romantic!
I am having just the most wonderful night!
I am so glad, babe! Now give suga' daddy some kisses!
Like sweet German Chocolate.
With a creamy filling.
Gary, I've been doing some thinking, and, well...
I want you to be my first.
And I want you to be my Two Hundred and Second.
What?
Let's do this girl.
Oh Gary.
Wait a sec.
Get some of this off.
Oh my, that's one long bone.
Actually, there's not really a bone in there. It's cartilage.
I love when you talk dirty.
Ready.
Alright, girl.
Will it hurt?
Easier than ripping off a band-aid.
Ooh.
Oh Gary!
Ooh oh!
Ah ha!
What?
Da ***?
Well well well, Stella. Thought you could put one on old Glenn, could ya?
What the hell do you think you're doing? *** block!
For your information, this just so happens to be my girlfriend.
What?
That's right.
Glenn, we never went out.
Stella and I have been together for four years!
I have been together for four years
So? You don't think that in that time we couldn't have had one long spicy affair?
Glenn, just because two people happen to be Asian doesn't mean they're meant to be together.
And what do I find when I follow you guys out here?
My girlfriend, plugged up by another man's black Longshanks.
Listen Pal, I don't know what your deal is, but Stella ain't interested in you, ***.
***, we'll see who's the ***. I challenge you, ***.
Next Saturday, you and I battle it out.
Winner gets the girl.
Either way I am going with Gary.
You're on pal!
We'll see who's the ***, ***.
***, you going down, ***.
We'll see, ***.
Oh I'm a *** am I?
we'll see next Saturday, ***.
I mean, I mean.
You dead!
Gary?
Oh God, I hate the morning report
Especially when the TV randomly switches channels.
Oh.
Oh man.
I didn't get much sleep last night.
Oh man.
What did i do last night?
Oh yeah, miss Pac man. You a dirty girl.
You eat all those white balls, get good and fat.
Yeah.
Wait a minute, who are those colored ghosts?
She's my girl, get away from her.
I know the feel, bro.
Get back here honkey!
Who the hell's cell phone is that?
Have some God damn courtesy.
Oh damn. ..Gus.
Gus, do you know what happened last night?
Last night? Sure bra, it was hilarious.
it was hilarious.
What happened?
Everything man.
You were so buzzed.
Gus, tell me everything you remember.
Sorry brah, but I gots to be getting to school and it seems like you do too.
Fine.
Well, *** on a Shakashur.
are you today
there
eyes that
was supposed to come in Friday
really operate in Los Angeles
that seems pretty bizarre
yet there well I it was supposed to be in it but I can't define
I have been replaced
we Billy button
you
don't know
I'll but now it seems like nine pins are shattered lands again
what p.m.
in no BJ
me on bail living in a big house
in palm green having sex utility
you don't have a sexuality
ever
me go out with anyone
I thought you had a thing for baby at one point
at I do not want to talk about
not
death to heal
history I don't want to repeat again baby
as charming and funny as beta lower he did he has earned problems
plus the sex was kinda weird I just don't feel
either way about a *** or *** I mean what is alleged China
it's like a client's lot
when you open the legs and its like looking into an outlaw beetle
any about a *** that's an STP just a little hot dog with a knife wound care
but with how little it out that's where it sells bulk liquid waste and human
lives
and bad that said more than bill his face knowing me
that point his use them
there
do you know what I did last night
lacked when you've got one up until the paintball
but
wait
it for everybody
will will if it is it's art
well
for
touch
me stop that hurts
private place not a puppy
guys why didn't you tell me what I was doing
just so you could bear
bag
***
a
K if anything
or will at least cool no before I just thought you were lame effect
but YouTube really inspired me you really are a team player
with well thanks goes
a do you want to do anything after school
dude
I have to work
where do you work
with are you wiseguy
you need to learn to stop being such a *** dude
always go to let out background noise passed by
now let's see where's my biology textbook
let see be an oversized you no
poster guitarist Slash currently below the Sun set a radioactive waste
no
at
do you want willy
i/os I'll 19
here I'll you would like to walk me to my next class
but why would I agree to walk in more than I had to
i'd estab- style
what do you want from me really seriously you're always following me
around everywhere and plug in my phone line
don't you think I've gotten all your Facebook folks don't you think I've got
me know letters from you in the mail to throw away
what do you want from me
are all you now
I just think you're a very cool guy
the vol
I'm going to class now
and this time don't follow me and pretend that you don't know period it is
I'll never had my period
but by
all at your last one
tested
you'll see our destiny
by the
I'm not leaving you alone with my toxic waste
and that is why you are all held after class for over 24 hours
well here we go again
hope you realize this time that again it is not an eye on it bombed
troublemakers
Katie
don't take me met
after the stunt you pulled last night
what did I do
%uh go down
like you drank too much you couldn't remember kid like you make me sick
Flickr me unless it's about reproduction
you kids always think you have to one up me don't you
lucky for you I am not telling your father last night
I am in doing the SS
said when did we have resist
to don't back talk me met
or else I'll tell your father later tonight
you kids think your circle the cart in my day if we acted up we'd get a silver
bullet in her ***
why