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So, today we're going to string together a little crafts
Welcome to the first episode
DIY with I, I being Kitsch.
Now this is not any ordinary craft show.
We're making Yarn Balloon Things. I don't really know what they're called,
But let's just call them yarn balloon things.
The first things you're going to need is a balloon.
Now these balloon are super festive.
They have an island on the front of them.
You're going to need some yarn.
Each of the different balloons
have a different color yarn.
And this is crucial because
It's saying to your family and friends
that you suppport gay rights, and even if you don't. You should
You're going to need a jar.
I guess some Modge Podge.
Because we're going to have to stick this to the balloon somehow.
Put you some paper down.
Now the key is to stretch out the balloon; like you probably are.
Okay, some of you know what I mean.
Now I'm not gonna make these to big, being because
knowing me... [Static]
Once when I was five, my sister and I, we went to VBS.
Vacation Bible School. It's basically were your parents take you in the summer because they can't afford summer camp.
It's a free programs which you go to
and it basically teaches you how to make
really really stupid crafts that you'll never ever use again, and your parents are to ashamed
to put them on the refrigerator.
I don't thing any of my crafts
ever made it to the refrigerator.
Now, you're going to tie this balloon
The key is just to get one knot in.
and there you have it.
One knot.
Take your yarn. I think I'm going to start off with green.
And you're going to pull it out.
Um...
Is that supposed to do that. Okay, we'll just look past that.
If you can figure out... Okay I've got a couple of strips.
and now I'm going to take it and dip it in the Modge Podge.
Then were just gonna wrap it
around our balloon.
Notice our island?
So I think a Key thing to know that it is probably better
to cut all your yarn
before you get your hands dirty.
Okay so you just doing this you
until you you feel your soul is dieing just a little on the inside
So you paid thirty thousand dollars for an art degree
and you're here making arts and crafts in your bedroom.
To make sure the string sticks
sometimes you just gotta dab it a little bit with your hand
[Cat Meowing in Distance]
I'm crafting in here.
So speaking of Islands. What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
Islands in the stream.
[Sings Islands in the Stream]
Now, when you feel like
your project adequate Tim Burton reject from art school
probably about done. If you look at the picture there is no balloon
inside. So we're going to pop our balloon and see where we are.
[Slow Motion Explosion]
Okay and....
Okay and there you have it
Maybe I should let it dry a little more
Well,
Thanks for joining me on this episode of DIY with I
I was definitely sure that this would work out a little better.
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I guess I need to wash my hands.