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-(announcer) It's time for another round
of fun in slow-motion. It's... Foodsplosion!
-Welcome to Foodsplosion,
the game where I ask the questions
that leave an impression. [laughs]
Yo, announcer, who do we have today?
-(announcer) Well, you're gonna love him.
He's no square. He's got hair with flair.
It's Spencer the Pineapple.
-Hey, hey, MC Spency,
you ready to rock and roll this punch bowl?
-Aw, yeah. What's up, Orange? Hey, everyone.
-All right, Spence-a-lama-dama-ding-***,
you know the rules: I ask a question and, no matter what,
you win a prize!
-Great! I've never won anything before.
This is fantastic. -Let's get to the question!
-Uh... okay. -All right. Here it is.
If it's called a boxing ring, why is it square?
-Uh... what? Why is a boxing ring square?
-Five seconds. -I... uh...
-Three seconds. -That's... uh...
-One second! -Because boxers like boxes!
-Ooh, close one, but... [imitates buzzer] wrong.
-Dang it. -But that's okay,
'cause you still win a prize! -What do I get?
-Well Spencer, you get this fancy-schmancy baseball bat.
-Oh. Okay. -That's right.
With this new bat, you're gonna be a real "hit."
-I don't know when I'd really need a bat.
-Well, maybe for...
-(all) Foodsplosion!
-Food-what? Nooooo...
[grunts]
Wait, no, nononono--
Oww!!!
-Whoa! Looks like Pineapple really "struck" out. [laughs]
Let's see it again!
-[groans in slow-motion] -And again!
AND AGAIN!
Looks like a pretty foul situation. Ha!
Let's go to the super slo-mo.
All right! Looks like Pineapple wondered
why he got a baseball bat, and then it hit him. [laughs]
Join us next time for another inning of...
FOODSPLOSION!
-(announcer) Today's carnage brought to you by
the Daneco family of products.
How many bats would a Batman bat if a Batman could bat bats?
Daneco! [explosion]
Captioned by StreamCaptions.com
-[Orange laughs] Knife!