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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE."
IS THE GOVERNMENT BUILDING A
MUSTACHE COMB THAT DOUBLES AS
A MOTORCYCLE?
AN IN DEPTH LOOK AT WHAT SOME
ARE CALLING THE MOST USEFUL
ITEM EVER.
AND DOES BEN AFFLEC THINK GREG
GUTFELD'S LATEST BOOK IS NOT
AS GOOD AS HIS LAST ONE?
>> IT COULDN'T BE MORE
RELEVANT.
YOU QANT HIT -- YOU CAN'T HIT
A HOMERUN EVERY TIME.
>> ARE SQUIRRELS DEPLETING THE
WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TISSUES?
WE HAVE THE FOOTAGE THAT WILL
BLOW YOUR MIND.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT.
>> AND NOW, LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUEST.
SHE WOULD RATHER LAUGH WITH
THE SINERS THAN CRY WITH THE
SAINTS.
SHE IS AN UGLY CRYER.
WAIVE.
THERE YOU GO.
SOMETIMES SHE FORGETS.
AND FORMER EXECUTIVE VICE
PRESIDENT OF DILIGENCE, TV'S
ANDY LEVY.
>> THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG.
>> AND HE IS SO COOL HIS
SUNGLASSES WEAR SUNGLASSES.
THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF
REASON.COM AND REASON TV.
YEAH, KEEP NODDING, NECK.
AND HE ONCE DUG UP A DEAD MAN
TO KILL HIM AGAIN.
HE SAID HE NEEDED THE
PRACTICE.
IT IS MIKE BAKER, THE FORMER
CIA OPERATIVE AND MAKER OF
DILIGENCE KNEE PADS AND DEL
INTELIGENCE PAPERWEIGHTS.
FOR YOUR KNEE PAD SWELL FIN
AND PAPERWEIGHT NEEDS.
THINK DILIGENCE. WHEN YOU
HEAR THEIR NAME WHISPERED IN
YOUR EAR IT MEANS NO ONE ELSE
CAN HELP YOU.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
>> I WOULD SAY I LOVE YOU,
GREG, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
ALREADY DID.
>> SHOULD THEY GET A PRIZE FOR
EXPOSING OUR SPIES?
I AM THINKING IT MIGHT BE TIME
FOR -- PULITZER PRIZE WINNERS
WILL BE ANNOUNCED NEXT MONTH.
GUTFELD?
BE SERIOUS, BUT THANKS.
REPORTERS WHO HELPED EDWARD
SNOWDEN DESTROY AMERICA'S
NATIONAL SECURITY, WILL THEY
BE REWARDED FOR THEIR
EFFORTS?
THE STORIES THAT CAME OUT OF
THIS COMPLETELY CHANGED THE
AGENDA ON THE DISCUSSION ON
PRIVACY AND THE NSA.
BUT THE HEAD OF THE AMES
CENTER FOR JOURNALISTS SAYS
JOURNALISTS SHOULD NOT BE
GIVEN STOLEN NATIONAL SECURITY
DOCUMENTS WHO HAS MADE AMERICA
MORE VULNERABLE TO TERRORIST
ATTACKS AND IT IS MORE LIKELY
TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF
TERRORISTS AND ENEMY REGIMES.
MEANWHILE, NEW DOCUMENTS
LEAKED BY SNOWDEN SHOWED THEY
HACKED THOUSANDS OF COMPUTERS
BY TRICKING THEM INTO THINKING
THEY WERE COMMUNICATING INTO
FACEBOOK SERVERS.
FOR MORE LET'S GO LIVE TO "RED
EY
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
THOSE WALL STREET FAT CA.TS
MIKE, I GO TO YOU FIRST
BECAUSE I AM HOPING YOU SNAP
IN TWO MINUTES.
SHOULD GLEN GREENWOLD GET THE
PULITZER FOR THE WORK WITH THE
EVIL, EVIL SPY SNOWDEN WHO MAY
BE A HERO.
HE COULD VERY WELL BE A HERO.
I MIGHT BE WRONG.
THIS IS THE EPISODE IN WHICH
MIKE DOESN'T SWEAR.
LOOK, EVERYONE KNOWS MY
POSITION .
FRANKLY I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE
AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.
I THINK WHAT SNOWDEN DID IS
ADMIRABLE.
I THINK HE IS MAYBE NOT A
HERO, BUT I THINK HE IS
SOMEONE TO BE ADMIRED.
IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO
TO MOSCOW AND BUY HIM DINNER X
I WOULD.
I WOULD SHAKE HIS HAND AND SAY
THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE
DONE TO THIS COUNTRY.
>> THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.
>> THERE YOU GO AGAIN.
>> LOOK.
I KNOW THERE IS NO WAY YOU
COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND
THIS, BUT WE NEED --
>> YOU ARE A HATER.
>> WHAT IS IT ABOUT SNOWDEN
THAT DRIVES YOU CRAZY?
WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE WHAT
HE DOES?
>> ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS GO
THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNELS.
HE RAN OFF TO HIS BEST FRIEND
PUTIN'S ARMS.
MEANWHILE LOOK WHAT PUTIN IS
DOING.
>> NOW YOU HAVE A THING ABOUT
PUTIN TOO?
>> YOU REALLY THINK PUTIN
WOULD HAVE INVADED CRY CRIMEA?
YOU ARE NAIVE AND IT SICKENS
ME.
>> I AM SO CONFUSED BY THIS.
IT DIDN'T GO THE WAY I PLANNED
IT.
I AM CONFUSED.
>> THIS IS WHY I LEFT
DILIGENCE.
>> SO THERE ARE JOURNALISTS IN
RUSSIA WHO ARE RISKING THEIR
LIVES AND REPORTING ON THE
GOVERNMENT THERE.
THESE GUYS JUST GOT -- THEY
LEAKED NATIONAL SECURITY STUFF
AND IT MADE YOU A RICH
EDITOR.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
FIRST OFF I GOT INTO
JOURNALISM.
I DIDN'T GET INTO IT FOR THE
AWARDS.
I GOT INTO IT FOR THE
BREAKFAST BUFFETS AND THE
MEETINGS AND THE PARKING LOTS
AND THE PARKING DECKS
ESPECIALLY.
IT IS A NICE PLACE TO
HANGOUT.
>> IF THE PULITZER PRIZE --
WHO GIVES A [BLEEP] -- WHO
CARES ABOUT THE PULITZER
PRIZE.
>> YOU ALREADY SAID IT.
>> IF THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED
THE MOST IMPORTANT
JOURNALISM -- OF THE PAST
SEVERAL YEARS, NOT JUST THE
PAST YEAR.
IF THEY DON'T GET THE AWARD --
THE PULITZER IS OUT OF
COLUMBIA, RIGHT?
IT IS A JUNIOR COLLEGE IN
HARLEM OR SOMETHING?
>> IT IS A COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
>> IT IS OVER.
THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
STORY AND THEY HAVE DONE GREAT
WORK.
MOB THAT SMOA DEN -- NOTHING
THAT SNOWDEN DID REFLECTS ON
THE ABILITY OF THE AMERICAN
GOVERNMENT TO DO ANYTHING
WELL.
THEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP THEIR
SECRET.
>> KEEPING IN THEME HERE -- I
AM GOING TO SURPRISE YOU WITH
THIS.
EXCEPT FOR WHAT I SAID
EARLIER, PEOPLE DO KNOW WHERE
I STAND ON THIS.
I PROMISED MY WIFE THAT I
WON'T POP A VEIN AND HAVE THE
STINT IN MY HEART SHOOT-OUT MY
***.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT TV.
>> WHAT I DO BELIEVE IS IT
WOULD BE LUDICROUS IF THE
PULITZER COMMITTEE DOESN'T
RECOGNIZE WHAT THESE
INDIVIDUALS DID IN TERMS OF
PUBLISHING THE INFORMATION.
NOT THAT I FALL ON THAT SIDE,
BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE DISIN
-- DISINGENERAL US WITH.
THEY AWARDED IT TO PRESIDENT
OBAMA FOR NOTHING.
>> DIDN'T CATE BLANCHETT WIN
THE PULITZER LAST YEAR?
>> NOBODY CARES.
>> THIS IS THE POINT.
>> ARE THEY DIFFERENT?
>> OH I CONFUSED THE NOBEL
WITH THE PULITZER PRIZE.
SORRY.
>> THE POINT IS IT IS
SOMETHING THAT EXPOSED ANOTHER
COUNTRY IT WOULD NOT BE UP FOR
A PULITZER.
IF IT WAS VENEZUELA.
>> SURE IT WOULD BE.
>> I DOUBT THAT.
>> DON'T THEY GIVE A PULITZER
FOR FOREIGN COVERAGE?
>> I DID NOT LOOK UP THAT FACT
AND I AM STILL RIGHT.
I AM SO RIGHT THAT I DON'T
HAVE TO DO RESEARCH.
JOANNE, ISN'T SPYING SUPPOSED
TO BE THE KIND OF THING THAT
SPIES DO?
LIKE EXPOSING THE FACT THAT
SPIES SPY, HOW IS THAT
IMPORTANT?
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
>> ARE YOU -- YOU ARE ON YOUR
WAY TO A PULITZER YOURSELF.
>> I DO HAVE TO SAY THE GREAT
THING ABOUT WRITING ABOUT THIS
IS CREATING A GREATER
DIALOGUE.
WE NEED TO DISCUSS CIVIL
LIBERTIES VERSUS NATIONAL
SECURITY.
WHAT IS TOO MUCH AND WHAT IS
NOT ENOUGH?
I FEEL BAD FOR ALL OF THE
OTHER WRITERS, ESPECIALLY THIS
YEAR WHO HAD LIKE REALLY GOOD
WORK.
IT IS A TERRIBLE YEAR FOR ME
BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENS.
>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I
UNDERSTAND -- I THINK YOU CAN
HAVE THAT CONVERSATION WHILE
WE STILL HAVE SPOOKS AND SMIES
-- AND SPIES.
GENERALLY PEOPLE WHO START
DIALOGUES ARE A YOU NO -- ARE
ANNOYING PEOPLE.
WE DON'T NEED YOU TO RUIN OUR
COUNTRY.
ANDY, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU
SPEND BRIBING THE PULITZER
BOARD TO GIVE THE PRIZE TO
YOUR HERO AND BUDDY GLEN
GREENWALD?
>> EVERY PENNY I HAVE.
IT IS NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY
BRIBE MONEY.
I THINK THEY WILL SPLIT IT.
>> ISN'T THAT GREAT?
>> I CAN'T THINK OF ANY STORY
THAT WAS BROKEN BY REPORTERS
OVER THE PAST YEAR THAT WAS
BIGGER WITH THE POSSIBLE
EXCEPTION OF MY 17-POINT
HISTORY.
I NEVER REALLY DID IT WHICH TO
ME SMACKS OF ANTI-SEMITISM.
>> CAN'T YOU WIN THE PULITZER
FOR THE BEST CUT AND PASTE?
>> NO, THEY SAID I DIDN'T EVEN
DO THAT.
THEY SAID I ENTERED BY SAYING
I HAD DONE IT.
NOW I AM INELIGIBLE.
>> JM GLAD I FIRED YOU FROM --
I AM GLAD I FIRED YOU FROM
DILIGENCE.
>> YOU DID A CUT AND PASTE JOB
USING NOTHING BUT GLASS
PARTICLES.
IT CANCELS EACH OTHER OUT.
>> I BELIEVE IN USING
SECONDARY PRIMARY SOURCES.
>> EXACTLY.
I KNOW YOU HATE ME FOR THIS.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I THINK THE NSA EXISTS
INDEPENDENT -- THEY ARE THE
ADULTS IN THIS WORLD THAT TAKE
CARE OF THE BAD [BLEEP] THAT
WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS BAD AND
EVIL AND NONLIBERTARIAN --
>> WELL, IT IS.
>> I THINK THERE WAS A WAY FOR
SNOWDEN TO EXPRESS HIS
DISSATISFACTION WITH WHAT HE
CLAIMS HE -- YOU KNOW WHAT HE
CLAIMS HE WAS DISSATISFIED
WITH OTHER THAN RATHER THAN
STEALING A TREASURE TROVE.
ALL OF THOSE DOCUMENTS -- MEAN
IF WE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE
CHINESE AND THE RUSSIANS HAVE
NOT ACCESSED THAT INFORMATION
-- IS DILUTING A WORD?
>> THANK YOU FOR THE
PULITZER.
THAT TO ME IS THE MOST HEINOUS
PART.
>> YOU DON'T BELIEVE THEY
HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING?
IF SNOWDEN WHO WAS NOT LIKE A
30-YEAR VET OR LIKE A SUPER
SPY, HE WAS LIKE A LOW-LEVEL
EMPLOYEE.
HE WAS A CONTRACTOR.
>> A JUNIOR SYSTEMS
ADMINISTRATOR.
>> HE JUST GOT TAKEN OFF THE
HOURLY RATE AND PUT ON A
SALARY.
IF HE CAN WALK OUT WITH
EVERYTHING I AM BETTING THE
RSH SHEENS AND THE CHINESE
EITHER ALREADY HAD IT OR THEY
WON'T UNDERSTAND IT WHEN HE
GIVES IT TO THEM.
THIS IS MORE A QUESTION ABOUT
THE AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE
COMMUNITY WHICH HAS BEEN
SHOWN --
>> LET ME ASK YOU THIS --
ISN'T THERE MORE CONCERN -- IT
WAS AN INTERESTING IRONY THAT
WHEN HE SPOKE IT WAS ON A
GOOGLE PLATFORM.
SHOULDN'T THERE -- I COULD
GIVE YOU A STACK OF META-DATA
AND YOU WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT
WAS IN THAT.
BUT YET WHAT GOOGLE AND AM
AMAZON AND ALL OF THE OTHERS
ARE COLLECTING IS FAR MORE
DAMAGING AT THE END OF THE
DAY.
>> I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK IT
IS MORE DAMAGING.
GOOGLE AND AMAZON CAN'T SEND
OUT DRONES TO KILL YOU.
>> OR CAN THEY?
>> THAT'S LATER.
>> YOU YOU CAN BUY A DILIGENCE
DRONE ON AMAZON.
>> I AM FEELING VERY
VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW, JUST
LIKE OUR COUNTRY.
>> I FEEL WITHIN 10 TO 15
YEARS WE WILL HAVE TO PICK A
SIDE BETWEEN GOOGLE AND
AMAZON.
>> IT WILL BE LIKE "THE
HOPINGER GAMES."
THE "HUNGER GAMES."
>> THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN WHAT IS DONE BETWEEN
COMMERCE AND WHAT THE
GOVERNMENT IS DOING.
THERE IS NO REASON TO BELIEVE
THE NSA IS GAINING A LOT BY
SUR VEILING EVERY ASPECT OF
EVERY PART OF EVERY AMERICAN.
>> LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
>> THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
THE NSA -- THEY ARE ONLY
SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT
STUFF THAT IS OVERSEAS OR THE
OVERSEAS AGENTS.
>> WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO
DIVE INTO THIS.
>> WE HAVE AN HOUR.
>> WE HAVE TO GET TO THAT
IDAHO BEER STORY BECAUSE I
HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT
THAT.
>> CAN I MAKE A POINT THAT I
GET IT.
SPIES SPY ON OTHER COUNTRIES.
BUT OTHER COUNTRIES IN THIS
DIGITAL AGE AND AGE OF
EVERYTHING CONTACT PEOPLE
WITHIN OUR COUNTRY.
>> THE GOVERNMENT SPOKESMAN
AND PEOPLE IN CONGRESS, THE
NSA SAID THERE MAY BE UP TO 50
CASES IN WHICH META DATA AND
THE SURVEILLANCE PROGRAMS WERE
USED AND THEY WERE NOT
ACTUALLY ABLE TO SUBSTANTIATE
ANY OF THAT.
>> YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO
FIND A VICTIM EITHER.
>> THEY DROPPED THAT NUMBER.
THEY KEPT DROPPING IT.
>> OR DID THEY?
>> THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS
IT IS GOOD FOR AMERICANS TO
KNOW THAT THIS IS BEING DONE.
>> FAIR ENOUGH.
>> IS IT ME, BUT I THOUGHT IT
WAS GOING ON.
>> WE OFFER UP ALL OF THIS
INFORMATION ON OUR OWN
ANYWAY.
HERE IS MY CREDIT CARD
NUMBER.
HERE IS WHERE I AM.
>> HAVE YOU NEVER GIVEN ME
YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER.
>> YOU WON'T EVEN GIVE ME YOUR
PHONE NUMBER.
>> YOU HAVE TAKEN THINGS OUT
OF HER DESK.
>> I AM GAISKLY THE
GOVERNMENT.
I AM BASICALLY THE IMPOST.
>> YOU DO RETURN IT.
>> IT IS ALWAYS A LITTLE
STICKY.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT HAS GONE
THROUGH THE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.
SHOULD I JUST STOP BEFORE I
ASK?
WE WILL MOVE ON.
THEY SAID TO ***, YOU
AREN'T IN VIE TEE.
THEY SENT OUT AN INVITATION TO
BUILD A SUPPORTING COMMUNITY
FOR PEOPLE OF COLOR AND MADE
CLEAR IT WAS OCCASION -- IT
WAS AN OCCASION NOT OPEN TO
CAUCASIAN.
THE E-MAIL TO ALL COLLEAGUES
READ, QUOTE, IF YOU WANT TO
CREATE SPACE FOR WHITE FOLKS
TO MEET AND WORK ON RACISM,
WHITE SUPREMECY AND WHITE
PRIVILEGE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO
DO JUST THAT.
ANGER OVER THE EXCLUSIONARY
EVENT PROMPTED THE GROUP TO
CAN SELL IT AND APOLOGIZE.
IT RAISE THE QUESTION, HOW
MANY WALNU
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT IF LIKE
YOU --
>> IT IS LIKE BRAZIL NUTS.
>> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF YOU
TOLD YOUR WIFE, HONEY, I AM
GOING TO TAKE YOU TO SEE THE
NUTCRACKER.
SHE SAID OH, YOU NEVER TAKE ME
ANYWHERE.
YEAH, PUT ON YOUR BEST.
PUT ON YOUR VERY BEST.
>> BY THE WAY, YOU PEOPLE AT
HOME, CHECK OUT THE FULL
50-MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO.
JAY IT IS RIVETING --
>> IT IS RIVETING.
>> DIVERSITY, JOANNE, YOU
STARTED A WHITE POWER GROUP AT
COLLEGE.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?
THEM SAYING YOU CAN HAVE YOUR
OWN THING?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO
DO.
I.
>> I ADMIRE THAT.
>> WHENEVER YOU TITLE A GROUP
OR EVENT DIVERSITY SOMETHING
YOU ARE PROJECTING
DISCRIMINATION.
YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT.
IT SHOULD HAVE JUST BEEN HAPPY
HOUR IF YOU WANT ANYONE TO
COME.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> AND I THI THE MS. BLACK
HORN WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS
GROUP SHOULD BE FIRED.
IT IS FASCINATING THAT IT SAYS
THIS IS A HATE FREE SPACE, BUT
THEN SAYS YOU ARE NOT WELCOME
IN THIS SPACE IF YOU ARE
WHITE.
THAT'S HATEFUL.
I AM WHITE AND IT IS HATEFUL.
>> BUT ARE YOU A WHITE
SUPREMECIST AND I HATE YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> ANDY, ARE YOU JEWISH, AND
THE ONLY BLACK PERSON ON THE
PANEL.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
>> HE SAID ON THE PANEL.
>> BY THE WAY, THAT'S NOT WHY
I FIRED HIM FROM DILIGENCE.
>> WE'LL SEE IF THE LAWYERS
AGREE.
>> IT IS AS IF YOU POINTED OUT
FULL OF EXCLUSIONARY HAPPY
HOUR.
SOME MINORITIES FEEL THEY CAN
HAVE A MORE OPEN DISCUSS OF
RACE WITHOUT WHITE PEOPLE
AROUND.
I DO.
YOU ARE NOT ENDING RACISM AND
WHITE PRIVILEGE BY SHUTTING
WHITE PEOPLE OUT OF THE
DISCUSSION.
YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH
EVERYONE.
>> IT IS A GOOD TIME TO TALK
ABOUT LADIES FREE DRINK
NIGHT.
>> ARE YOU AGAINST THAT A?
>> I THINK SO.
I AM WAITING FOR SNOWDEN.
SNOWDEN HASN'T LET ME IN YET
ON WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO
THINK.
>> WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES.
THERE IS AN IDEOLOGY A
COMBINATION OF WHITE PRIVILEGE
AND AGGRESSION.
>> I AM LEGALLY BARED FROM
BEING ON CAMPUSES.
EXCEPT FOR PRESCHOOLS.
IT IS THE STRANGEST THING.
>> WHAT IS THE QUESTION?
>> I DON'T REMEMBER.
>> I AGREE WITH THE
UKRAINIAN.
I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY FOR
SOMEBODY TO TAKE THEM UP ON
THE OFFER. I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT WHITE SUPREMECY.
IT IS ODD FOR ANYBODY TO FEEL
THEY ARE PUT UPON.
ALSO I AGREE WITH WHAT NICK
AND ANDY SAID AND WE THOUGHT
YOU MADE QUITE A GOOD POINT.
>> THAT WAS NICE.
YOU JUST SHOWED THE DIVERSITY
GROUP BY INCLUDING EVERYBODY
IN YOUR COMMENTARY.
FIND OUT IN MIKE BAKER'S NEW
BOOK.
FIRST, ARE PEOPLE LIKE TOM
CRUISE THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE
A HOPE OF GETTING MARRIED?
PROBABLY.
HE IS A MAN'S MAN AFTER YOU
ALL.
>>> CAN YOU PREDICT WHO WILL
GET HITCHED?
A NEW STUDY HAS LOOK EATD --
LOOKED AT WHAT MATES CERTAIN
TRAITS THE MARRYING TYPE.
THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE AND GREEN
AND OF COURSE LIKE GREG.
THEY LOOKED AT A GROUP OF
YOUNG ADULTS -- WHAT'S SO
FUNNY?
IN 1994 THEY WERE RATED ON
THEIR ATTRACTIVENESS, GROOMING
AND PERSONALITY.
THOSE WHO SCORED HIGHER WERE
MORE LIKELY TO HAVE GOTTEN
MARRIED BY 2009.
TO BETTER ILLUSTRATE THE
RESEARCH HERE ARE PHOTOS OF
PEOPLE WHO ARE THE MARRYING
TYPE.
>> SEEMS ACCURATE TO MY.
SEEMS ACCURATE TO ME.
AFTER PROFILING PEOPLE, AND
ALSO OF GETTING MARRIED, YOU
HAVE DONE IT A COUPLE TEAMS.
DO YOU AGREE WITH THE STUDY'S
CONCLUSIONS?
>> YES, I AM ALWAYS FASCINATED
WITH THESE STUDIES.
I DON'T WANT TO SAY THEY SEEM
OBVIOUS AND SOMEBODY IS
WASTING TIME AND MONEY, BUT I
AGREE WITH THE FINDINGS OF THE
STUDY.
IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR
HYGIENE AND YOU DRESS WELL AND
YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE THERE ARE
CHANCES YOU COULD GET HIPPED.
>> IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO GET
MARRIED THESE DAYS.
>> THE PROBLEM IS NOT BEING
MARRIED ANYMORE.
>> ARE YOU MARRIED OR SINGLE?
>> I AM NOT MARRIED.
>> I AM SURPRISED THAT YOU
ASCRIBE TO ANY LABELS.
WHAT WORDS AM I USING?
>> THE EASTER SEAL LABELS FOR
RETURN MAIL --
>> JUST TRY TO STICK TO THE
TOPIC.
>> I AM GLAD TO KNOW THAT
THERE IS A WHOLE FIELD WHERE
YOU GET PAID TO STATE THE
OBVIOUS.
I NEED A FALL BACK PLAN.
THE GREAT THING ABOUT THE
STUDY WAS THAT IT STARTED WITH
A QUOTE FROM ARISTOTLE WHO IS
FAMOUS FOR SAYING WOMEN HAVE
MORE TEETH THAN MEN AND WOMEN
AND SLAVES ARE LIKE -- THEY
ARE EQUALLY BAD.
ANY STUDY ON MARRIAGE ABILITY
THAT STARTS WITH AN ARISTOTLE
QUOTE, LET'S PUT THAT IN THE
CIRCULAR FILE.
THAT'S UNFAIR THAT YOU WOULD
GO AFTER HIM BECAUSE HE IS
DEAD.
>> NO, IT IS BECAUSE HE IS
GREEK.
>> JOANNE, AS A GOLD DIGGER,
ISN'T A JOB OR A LARGE BANK
ACCOUNT IMPORTANT IN DECIDING
MARRIAGE?
>> YES.
APPARENTLY I HAVE BEEN GOING
AFTER IT ALL WRONG.
I CAN SEE THE CREDIT SCORE AND
I NEED TONIGHT RIGHT UP
FRONT.
I CAN TELL IF THEY CAN TELL A
JOKE, BRUSH THEIR TEETH, ARE
PRETTY.
IT CAN BE FOR ANYTHING.
TO GET A JOB THESE ARE THE
THINGS THEY LOOK ARE TO.
IF YOU NEED AN APARTMENT THESE
ARE THE THINGS -- WHATEVER.
YOU MAY BE THE MARRYING KIND,
BUT CAN YOU GET MARRIED?
THEIR STANDARDS ARE SET SO
HIGH AND SLASH THEIR OCD IF
THEY ARE INTO GROOMING.
THEY DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH
PEOPLE WHO ARE LESSER THAN
THEM.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> CAN WE TAKE A STAND AGAINST
PEOPLE WHO BRUSH THEIR TEETH?
WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?
>> IT IS IMPORTANT AND DENTAL
HIGH GENERAL IS RELIGIOUS.
I ALWAYS LOOK BACK -- I ASK
MYSELF WHAT WOULD ASHTON
KUTCHER DO WITH SOMETHING LIKE
THIS?
HE IS THE MARRYING KIND.
HE REALIZES THAT ONE
NIGHTSTANDS -- I AM I FLASHING
BACK TO A PREVIOUS STORY?
>> IF YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED
WHAT ASHTON KUTCHER WOULD DO
10 YEARS AGO HE WOULD SAY 16
BLONDES.
ANDY, ARE YOU NOT MARRIED.
IS IT YOUR LACK OF
PERSONALITY, LOOKS OR CHARM OR
ALL THREE?
>> IT IS A COMBINATION OF YOU
ALL THREE.
I AM THE ONLY ONE SHOCKED BY
THE STUDY.
I DID NOT REALIZE THAT PEOPLE
WITH ABOVE AVERAGE
ATTRACTIVENESS WERE MORE
LIKELY TO GET MARRIED.
>> YOUR PARENTS WERE LYING TO>>E
IN 1994 AND THEN CHECKED AGAIN
IN 2009.
I WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN WHEN
THEY STARTED THE STUDY.
EITHER THE SCIENTIST WOULD DIE
OR THEY JUST FORGOT.
>> I HAVE 500CO-EDS IN A
FIELD.
>> I WAS SUPPOSED TO CHECK ON
THEM IN 2009.
LOOK, THIS IS ON ME.
I STRAIGHT UP FORGOT.
I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
>> IF YOU WERE GOOD LOOKING IN
1994, TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
>> IT IS AMAZING HOW WHEN YOU
WERE LITTLE YOU LOOKED AT OLD
PEOPLE AND THEY WERE ALWAYS
OLD.
GRAM PES WAS BORN AS GRAM
PES.
YOU HAD NO IDEA THEY MAY HAVE
LOOKED LIKE YOUR DAD.
SOMETHING HAPPENS THAT MAKES
YOU OLD.
IT TAKES THE UGLY AND GOOD
LOOKING PEOPLE AND MAKES THEM
THE SAME.
>> EVEN IF YOU LOOK AT
PICTURES OF -- WHEN YOU LOOK
AT PICTURES OF OLD PEOPLE WHEN
THEY WERE YOUNG, THEY STILL
LOOK OLD.
THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT OLDER
GIN RATION HAS ALWAYS LOOKED
OLD.
>> MALNUTRITION AND POLIO.
>> TOUGHER LIVES.
>> HAVING STRONG SPINES.
FIGHTING WARS.
AND IT IS ALSO BLACK AND WHITE
PHOTOGRAPHY.
>> WE TOOK AN INTERESTING
TOPIC AND SAPPED IT OF ANY
KNOWLEDGE.
SARCASM, SAYING ONE THING AND
MEANING ANOTHER, BY USING
BITTER, IRONIC LANGUAGE.
THANKS, SARCASM.
YOU'RE WELCOME, GREG.
I AM SO HAPPY TO BE YOUR
SPONSOR.
ARE YOU?
OF COURSE I AM.
CAN'T YOU TELL BY THE OVER
FLOWING SOUND SPEWING FROM MY
MOUTH?
I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE YOU,
CAR -- CAR WAS SEEM.
HOW DO YOU GET ME TO CARE
ABOUT A STORY INVOLVING HOCKEY
AND MAKE IT ABOUT BEER?
>>> HE BORE THE BRUNT OF A
STUPID STUNT.
THREE AUSTRALIAN TEENS, MY
FAVORITE KIND, STAGED A SERIES
OF FAKE ROBBERIES OF ATM
CUSTOMERS WHICH THEY SECRETLY
FILMED AND PLANNED TO POST ON
A FLEDGLING SITE CALLED
YOUTUBE, HAVE TO CHECK THAT
OUT.
THE POINT TO HIGHLIGHT THE
UNWILLINGNESS TO HELP A PERSON
IN NEED.
LET'S SEE HOW IT TURNED OUT.
>> GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
>> GET OFF ME.
>> IT'S A PRANK!
>> IS IT BAD?
>> I PROBABLY WON'T NEED
STITCHES.
>> NO SYMPATHY FROM ME.
A BYSTANDER BROKE THE
PRANKER'S NOSE, BUT THE VIDEO
HAS RACKED UP OVER HALF A
MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE.
WE FORGOT TO ADD IT IS GOING
VIRAL.
BAKER, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE
DONE?
>> WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO
DO?
YOU HAVE TO JUMP IN HELP THE
GUY.
WHAT A *** OR GROUP OF
DOUCHES.
YOU HAVE TO HELP PEOPLE.
YOU YOU CAN'T STAND BY AND
WAIT.
>> YOU WOULD HAVE SHOT HIM.
>> AND THEN YOU TBET IN
TROUBLE.
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHEN
YOU CONCEAL CARRY.
YOU HAVE TO GO IN AND HELP
PEOPLE.
YOU HAVE TO HELP PEOPLE IN
NEED.
I UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY WERE
THINKING ABOUT WHEN THEY SAY
WE WANTED TO POINT OUT
PEOPLE'S UNWILLINGNESS TO JUMP
IN.
>> THAT'S A A LIE.
THEY JUST WANTED TO BE
FAMOUS.
>> THIS SHOWS YOU SHOULD KEEP
YOUR HEAD DOWN AND KEEP
WALKING.
THAT'S THE ONLY MORAL HERE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> THEY ARE TELLING PEOPLE,
NEXT TIME WE SEE SOMEBODY
MUGGED WE WILL SAY IT IS
PROBABLY A PRANK SHOW.
>> I AM FROM THE ERA OF NEW
YORK WHERE PEOPLE -- WHO IS
THAT A?
>> THAT WAS A FALSE STORY.
DID THEY NOT GO FAR ENOUGH?
SHOULD THEY HAVE BEAT HIM TO A
BLOODY PULP?
>> YES, THEY WOULD HAVE GOT
MORE HITS. ALL OVER THE WORLD
PEOPLE WOULD SEE THIS AND LOVE
IT.
I AM TIRED OF THIS SOCIAL
HUMAN EXPERIMENTS THAT PEOPLE
SECRETLY FILM AND THEN PUT
ON-LINE.
>> WHERE YOU TALK ABOUT SEX
TAPES?
I APOLOGIZED.
>> WHAT A IS GOING TO HAPPEN
WHEN YOU DO A FAKE ROBBERY?
PEOPLE GET VULNERABLE THEY GET
ON THE DEFENSE AND THEN WHAT
DO YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN?
I THINK HE DESERVED THAT
BLOODY NOSE.
>> TECHNICALLY YOU GET ON THE
OFFENSE.
>> IS THAT WHAT I MEANT?
I DON'T PLAY SPORTS.
>> WASN'T THAT FROM THE HAPPY
HOUR AT PUGET SOUND?
>> I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU
TRY TO DO A CALL BACK.
>> IT IS LIKE 1994.
ONE OF THESE DAYS IT IS GING
TO WORK.
THEN WE'LL BE TALKING.
I'LL REMIND YOU.
>> IT WILL BE "RED EYE WITH
NICK."
>> HOW MUCH DO YOU BLAME
"***" FOR INSPARING STUPID
STUNTS?
>> NOT AT ALL.
THEY DID THINGS TO
THEMSELVES.
THEY DIDN'T GET CIVILIANS TO
DO IT.
>> HAVE YOU YOUR STONE AGE,
INFORMATION AGE, AND WE NOW
LIVE IN THE HOAX AGE.
EVERYTHING IS A HOAX.
I AM SICK OF IT.
I AM SICK OF JIMMY KIMMLE WITH
THE HOAX VIDEOS AND THE STUPID
WEBSITE.
>> ARE YOU SICK OF THE
HOLOCAUST TOO?
>> I AM SICK OF GOTCHA AS THE
PUNCH LINE TO LIFE.
I WOULD LIKE THESE GUYS TO GO
TO TEXAS AND SEE -- AND DO THE
SAME PRANK.
IT WILL BE THE LAST THING THEY
EVER DO.
>> THEY WILL BE AN AIR
CONDITIONED --
>> AND I WILL WATCH THE CRAP
OUT OF THAT.
>> THIS IS A GOOD SHOT BY 16
DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
>> HE WOULDN'T BE SHOT BY ONE
PERSON.
THERE WOULD BE A WHOLE BUNCH
OF BYSTANDERS SAYING WAIT A
SECOND.
HE WOULD BE --
>> IT WOULD BE LIKE THE
KENNEDY ASSASSINATION ALL OVER
AGAIN.
NEXT TOPIC, SOME HOCKEY FANS
IN IDAHO, THEY HAVE THEM THERE
, ARE SUING AN ARENA IN BOISE
CLAIMING THEY WERE TRICKED
INTO THINKING A $7 BEER
CONTAINED MORE *** THAN A $4
BEER.
HERE IS A FAN OF THE MINOR
LEAGUE HOCKEY TEAM
DEMONSTRATING HOW THEY WOULD
DO.
>> SMALL BEER IS $4 AND A BIG
BEER IS $7.
YOU WOULD THINK YOU WOULD GET
MORE.
THE SMALL BEER IS IN THE BIG
BEER CUP.
IT IS THE SAME BEER.
>> LOOK AT THAT.
>> THE LAWSUIT SAID THE LARGE
CUP HOLDS THE SAME AMOUNT OF
SUDS AS THE SMALL.
THEY ARE SEEKING $10,000 IN
DAMAGE.
ON THURSDAY THE ARENA LOWERED
THE PRICE OF THE LARGE TO $6
AND INCREASED THE SIZE FROM 20
TO 24 OUNCES WHICH IF MY MATH
IS CORRECT IT IS DOUBLE.
YOU ARE MOW LIVING IN IDAHO.
>> I AM A STEEL HEAD PAN TOO.
>> DOES IT MAKE YOU PROUD OF
YOUR NEIGHBORS?
>> I DON'T BELIEVE IN QUICK
LITIGATION.
THEY SORTED IT OUT BACK THERE
AND MAYBE HE COULD HAVE WON A
RUBBING.
IDAHO IS A FANTASTIC PLACE.
THEY WILL GET THIS THING
SORTED OUT QUICKLY.
THE ARENA RESPONDS QUICKLY.
IT IS NOT LIKE OTHER PLACES.
I AM SURPRISED THEY WENT WITH
THE WHOLE WE WILL SUE.
THAT IS OUT OF -- THAT IS OUT
OF CHARACTER.
IT IS DEFINITELY A PULL YOUR
BOOTS UP TYPE OF PLACE.
>> PULL YOUR BRONG UP AND --
BRONK UP AND SADDLE YOUR
BOOTS.
>> HAVE YOU NICK AND YOU HAVE
THIS OTHER CHARACTER THAT IS
JABBERING.
>> IT IS GREAT.
YOU SAY IT LIKE IT IS NO
WHERE.
>> IT IS OFF THE CUFF.
>> A VICTORY FOR DRUNKS?
IT IS CAVEAT-***.
WHY NOT PUNCH HIM IN THE
FACE?
>> THAT'S AN I'D -- AN IDAHO
RESIDENT RIGHT THERE.
>>
>> FOR FIGURING THIS OUT?
>> THERE IS A DEVELOPMENTAL
PSYCHOLOGIST WHO DISCOVERED
LIKE 75 YEARS AGO THAT KIDS AT
THE AGE OF 9 FIGURE THAT OUT.
POURING SOMETHING INTO A
SKINNY GLASS DOESN'T GIVE YOU
MORE.
THESE GUYS THERE IS NO HELP.
>> DON'T BE BRINGING YOUR JOHN
PIERRE J.
>> YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT
ABOUT ME, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED
IF YOU WILL TALK ABOUT HIM.
>> JOANNE, YOU DATED HOCKEY
PLAYERS AND YOU HAVE BEEN
DRUNK.
>> I CAN'T GET THE LARGE BEERS
BECAUSE THEN I HAVE TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM.
I STICK TO THE SMALL ONES.
BUT YOU SAY GOOD FOR THEM FOR
FIGURING IT OUT.
IT TOOK THEM THREE YEARS,
THREE TO FIVE YEARS.
THEY DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE
THEY WERE DRINKING SO MUCH.
I FEEL GOOD FOR THE
ESTABLISHMENT FOR DUPING
THEM.
I THINK IT IS KIND OF COOL.
BUT ETHICALLY IT IS WRONG FROM
A BUSINESS STANDPOINT.
BUT THREE YEARS?
REALLY?
>> THEY ARE MY HEROS.
I DON'T HAVE MANY HEROS.
>> SMOA DEN, PUTIN AND THESE
GUYS.
GENTLEMAN I IT SHOULDN'T TAKE
--
>> IT SHOULDN'T TAKE THREE TO
FOUR YEARS.
I BET THEY DON'T KNOW YOU ARE
SUPPOSED TO TURN YOUR PHONE
SIDEWAYS.
I AM GLAD THEY FIGURED IT
OUT.
THE ARENA SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE
THAT.
IT IS FRAUD.
>> WHY?
>> RI CALLING ONE A SMALL AND
ONE A LARGE.
>> THEY CALL ONE A SMALL AND
ONE A TALL.
>> THEY DIDN'T SAY IT HAD
MORE.
>> I THINK IT IT IS A GOOD
IMPLICATION THAT IF ONE IS A
SMALL THEN ONE IS A TALL.
>> LET'S PLAY SOME MUSIC.
THERE WE GO.
THANK YOU, MUSIC PERSON.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
WE HAVE A HUGE DEBATE COMING
UP.
OH THERE IS MY BOOK.
"NOT COOL" IT IS IN STORES ON
TUESDAY.
I WILL BE IN A CITY NEAREST
YOU.
HERE IS A LOOK AT SOME OF THE
CITIES.
TENNESSEE, FLORIDA AND FLAY
YOU FLAW.
AND FLORIDA.
>>> SHOULD YOU FLEE FROM PEE?
IT IS TIME FO
SPECIAL --
>> "RED EYE" DEBATE 2014, LIVE
FROM THE" RED EYE" DEBATE
CENTER.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S "RED EYE
DEBATE, LIVE FROM THE" RED
EYE" DEBATE CENTER.
I AM GREG GUTFELD, THE HOST OF
THE "RED EYE" DEBATE.
NO APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END,
EVERYBODY.
A NEW STUDY CLAIMS IT IS NOT
COOL TO PEE IN THE POOL.
WHEN URIC ACID MIXES WITH
CHLORINE IT FORMS DANGEROUS
CHEMICALS.
ONE IS SIMILAR TO TEARGAS AND
THE OTHER, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
IS A NERVE TOXIN.
ONE PROFESSOR SAYS THE STUDY
MAKES SENSE BECAUSE, QUOTE,
LIFEGUARDS AND AVID SWIMMERS
HAVE HAD SICKNESS, NAUSEA AND
ALL OF THE SYMPTOMS YOU WOULD
EXPECT TO GET FROM A NERVE
AGENT.
TO BE SAFE I HAVE SOMEONE TEST
MY POOL BEFORE I GET IN.
>> OH, I'M NEVER GOING TO EAT
BACON AGAIN.
I WILL HAVE A BIG SLAB AND I
WILL FEEL BAD.
>> WE HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE,
BUT NOBODY DIED OR WAS
POISONED.
IS THIS A WAY NOT TO PEE IN
THE POOL?
>> AS A FORMER LIFEGUARD AT A
NEW JERSEY BEACH THAT WAS
SANDWICHED BETWEEN A SEWAGE
TREATMENT PLANT, WE ASPIRE TO
BE LIFEGUARDS AT THE POOL.
I HAVE TO RECUSE MYSELF.
>> YOU SEEM ANGRY OVER THAT.
>> I HAVE TO DEFEND CENTRAL
SHORE, NEW JERSEY.
>> WHAT SIZE DOES THE BODY OF
WATER HAVE TO BE BEFORE IT IS
OKAY TO PEE?
>> NOT A KIDDIE POOL.
ANYTHING LARGER IS FINE.
I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO I
CAN'T ACTUALLY GO IN A POOL OR
EVEN IN THE OCEAN.
I HATE HAVING TO GET OUT TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
>> IT IS CALLED GENTLEMAN'S
BLADDER.
OR IN YOUR CASE, WAS A
GENTLEMAN'S BLADDER.
CHANGING THE COLOR OF THE
WATER WHEN YOU PEE DIDN'T STOP
PEOPLE. NOW HE ARE TELLING
YOU IT IS -- NOW THEY ARE
TELLING YOU IT IS POE --
POISONOUS.
>> MY LITTLE GUYS SWIM THREE
OR FOUR TIMES A WEEK.
>> BY LITTLE GUYS WHAT DO YOU
MEAN?
>> MY LITTLE GUYS WHO FOLLOW
ME AROUND.
>> HE HAS THREE SONS.
>> YES I HAVE THREE SONS AND
THEY SWIM THREE TO FOUR TIMES
A WEEK.
WHEN THEY GET IN THE POOL
THERE IS A CLOUD THAT FORMS
OVER THE TOP OF THEM AND MOVES
AND FOLLOWS THEM.
>> THEY ARE LIKE UNDERWATER
PIG PEN.
>> THAT'S A GOOD IDEA TO DO A
PEANUTS CARTOON, BUT
UNDERWATER.
>> YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED NEAR
THE PUBLIC POOLS.
>> SHOULD I ASK YOU WHY?
>> IT IS NOT ABOUT PEAKING.
>> HOW ABOUT DON'T PEE IN THE
POOL BECAUSE IT IS GROSS.
WHY DO YOU NEED ALL OF THIS?
>> YOU ASK WHAT THE SIZE OF
THE BODY OF WATER IS.
IT IS NOT A QUESTION OF SIZE.
IF IT IS A BODY OF WATER IN
WHICH FISH PEE, THEN GO AHEAD
AND PEE.
OTHERWISE, DON'T.
>> FISH TANKS ARE FINE.
>> OR A COY POPPED.
COI POND.
>> IT IS CALLED 5* BOY POND.
IT IS FOR THOSE SHY SWIMMERS.
>> THAT IS A KOI POND.
MY HEAD HURTS FROM --
WHATEVER.
ANYWAY, WHEN WE COME BACK,
SOMETHING ELSE.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD SEE
ANDY --
>> ARE WE STARTING?
>> YES.
YOU CAN SEE ANDY ON "THE REAL
STORY" WITH GRETCHEN CARLSON.
IT IS A FISHING SHOW.
2:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME.
COMING UP TOMORROW ON THE NEXT
"RED EYE" 6789 KIMBERLY
GUILFOYLE AND SO IS MIKEY K.
HE IS A HOMELY MAN.
>> E BLOCK.
LAST STORY.
THAT'S THE LAST STORY.
>> IT IS BABY'S BREATH FROM
ABOVE.
THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS YOU
CAN ONLY READ AND ENJOY.
A FLORIST PAYS BY DRONES.
THEY ARE GROUNDING THE
HIGH-TECH METHOD OF DELIVERY,
BUT A FEDERAL JUDGE CITED WITH
THE PERVEYOR SAYING IF HE
ACCEPTED REGULATING DRONES, A
PAPER PLANE COULD BE SUBJECT
TO THE F.A.A. PENALTIES.
WOW, THIS IS BIG STUFF.
>> IT IS.
IT IS BIGGER THAN THE SNOWDEN
THING.
>> THERE ARE GOING TO BE
FLOWERS EVERYWHERE. WHAT IF
YOU HAVE ALLERGIES?
>> THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE
COMPANY IS DELIVERING FLOWERS
TO YOUR DOORST.
AM I WRONG?
>> IF THEY CAN DELIVER FLOWERS
ANYWHERE IN DETROIT, WHY DON'T
THEY DELIVER BUS TICKETS THE
HELL OUT OF DETROIT?
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
>> THE DELIVERY MAN, WILL HE
SOON BE OBSOLETE?
>> THAT'S SAD.
>> WHO WILL YOU DATE?
>> IF E DRONE COULD BRING ME
PIZZA, I AM ALL FOR THAT.
OTHERWISE, NO, PEOPLE, WE NEED
JOBS.
WE DON'T KNEE ROBOTS TAKING
OUR JOBS AWAY, BUT THE PEOPLE
WILL BUILD THE ROBOTS,
JOANNE.
>> NOT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO
DO THAT.
>> THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
>> I KNOW HOW TO DELIVER A
PIZZA.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ON A
COMPUTER.
>> PLUS THE ROBOTS WILL BE
BUILDING THE ROBOTS.
>> THAT IS TRUE.
IT GETS TO MY OPINION --
>> DO ROBOTS LIKE FLOWERS?
WILL THEY DELIVER THE
FLOWERS?
>> LAST QUESTION TO ANDY.
ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP.
WHAT I SEE HAPPENING IS DRONES
ARE GOING TO BE EVERYWHERE.
WHAT WILL STOP PEOPLE FROM
ABUSING THEM 1234* DRONES WILL
BE TARGETS OF BULLYING AND
THEN WHEN THEY ARE AWARE THEY
WILL EXACT REVENGE AND ATTACK
HUMANS.
>> NO, MAN, THIS IS LIKE THE
60s.
YOU TAKE THE WAR DRONES AND
YOU GIVE THEM FLOWERS.
EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST
GREAT.
>> THAT'S IT?
>> I WILL BE THE HUMAN LEADER
OF THE DRONES.
>> YOU WILL BE LIKE GREW FROM
"DESPICABLE ME."
>> PEOPLE IN DETROIT ARE
PROBABLY SAYING, OH, THIS IS
WHAT WE NEEDED TO MAKE LIVING
HERE NICE.
WE WILL END ON THAT NOTE.
>> THAT WAS A NOTE WE COULD
HAVE ENDED BETTER ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT IS ALMOST OVER SO I WILL
JUST KEEP TALK AING AND STAIR