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This is EpicMidnight Snack Time
we got bacon we got brown sugar we got Mrs. Butterworth’s Syrup
We’re making candy bacon haters.
Look at this…
We’re layin’ down bacon
and more bacon
we got a bacon foundation
Wanna know what’s next? Surpise, it’s bacon!
Were you surprised? Didn't think so!
a-Bacon-a-slap!
Get your head in the game!
Look at this, more bacon
And more bacon!
What did you expect? We’re not gonna make anything else. We’re poor white kids
All we got is bacon
We’re even making a bacon ‘X’ Cuz that’s how extreme we are
We got one, two, three, four, five, six, Seven, eight, a-Bacon-a-strips!
Mrs. Butterworths…is a ***
We got that Mrs. Butterworths coochie
Look at this. We got a syrup Snail Trail going on You never heard that before haven’t ya
Don’t copy it! Cuz we’re the ones who’re copiers haters! smart
And brown sugar. We ain’t the Rolling Stones.
But who cares!?
We’re candying Bacon, cuz that’s all we eatin’!
Lemme have this moment
Syrup montage
Look at this! We’ve got fast motion syrup!
Who expected that!
Pouring syrup in a shot glass?
That's just smart
Take it to the next level here With Sugary goodness!
Syrup in an After Shock glass? That doesn't make sense! Brown Sugar? Let’s down it!
Power up. Look at that delicious drool!
Oh, and Connor
Power Up
Muscles Sideburns [lion roar] That’s right you get the rest of that syrup out! [lion roar]
Look at this A-mini-a-bacon-weave!
[Deep voice] Bacon We got two and a half minutes til preheat!
Two and a half minutes? That’s just enough time to
Pour ourselves a delicious a-glass of milk, you know why? Cuz we’re bored! Surprise, there’s chocolate in this milk!
Stir it, I like the way you stir.
Down all this chocolate syrup. Tasty 3 second gulp? That’s right [Jaguar growl]
Kidding! we don't wait
we got five seconds left!
Look at it! Bubbling and golding Wipe that drool off your face stupid!
we eat these mother fu[crow noise]ers!
[music-BACON STRIPS] [ALL THIS MEAT]
Next time...we eat Belle
Next time…we eat Belle