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Dr. Johnson's Course of Punches.
Episode 2 and half: "Happy holidays, Instructor"
Hello and welcome to Dr. Johnson's Course of Punches.
Thanks to Dr. Johnson's Course of Punches you will be able to save your life in case of:
aggression, knife aggression, flame-thrower aggression and atomic attack.
Today, with the help of Sanchez, we will show you how to turn your body
into either an assault panzer, or a good scented geranium.
To invade or to be in-a-vase!
- Come on Sanchez! Come here and hit me! - I'm sorry, Instructor. Where are you?
- What's wrong, kid? Can't you see me? - Exactly. Where...
I'm busy at an important meeting a hunderd miles from here.
- You mean NOW? Right now? - Yep. I move from one place to the other
at maximum speed. That's why you can't see me.
Aw, come on Instructor! This is too much even for you! I'm sure you are speaking through
- some hidden loudspeaker and... - This is because you question my speed.
MOUNT NERO In the meanwhile...
Instructor. You, disciple of the ancient school of Dr. Johnson's Course of Punches,
destined to continue his path and to divulge his teachings
- are you today worthy of that task? - Yes, Master.
Are you here today in front of me to claim a new Element?
Yes, Master.
Are you today certain you accomplished your mission?
Yes, Master!
After two years spent in the sandy Valley of Eternal Boredom
my mission can be considered accomplished.
The long beard I have is my witness.
So be it! Thanks to the wisdom of a thousand years of traditions,
I, Dr. Johnson, hand over to you, my only certified Instructor,
the scroll containing the secret of the Second Element.
By the way, what about your apprentice?
He is in the gym, training.
- And are you with him? - Always.
Be careful. He is young and keen, but the Black Dragon is stretching
its poisonous claws towards him.
- Are you today ready to protect him? - Yes.
Yes what?
- I wasnt' talking to you. - What?
- Nothing! - Nothing?
- Right. - I'm not following...
Christ, hold on! This dialogue makes no sense! I feel like speaking with my Grandma!
I owed you this from last episode.
I see the trial tried you, the match was a match, life was a file, the ...
- Yes, Master. I admit I'm a little tired. - I allow you to rest for a month, Instructor.
Do like me. In this precise moment, apart from being with you, I'm in a cave in the mountains
meditationg and regenerating my body before winter comes.
Hm, sweety! It tastes great, but put some more rum on the ice, ok?
Hurry sweet ***, that tonight I'm showing you Mount Cuji!