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The Visionaries
The design studio where everything that could go wrong went even worse.
(Is it ready?)
(No, it isn't...)
Hello!
I'm antropomorphic representation of a young designers collective.
I studied in the MCDS, the Mega Cool Design School.
And I went to the labour market full of illusion and good ideas.
I founded my design studio and I waited for orders to come,
but it wasn't as easy as I thought.
After a few months advertising myself on the Internet,
I hadn't yet any project.
I didn't lose...
I didn't lose the hope and finally I got the assignment of redesigning the corporative identity of...
(Backwards!)
of the Evil National Bank of Spain.
This was two weeks ago.
(God...!)
(Plane change) (laughs)
(Star wipe?)
(Star wipe)
How's the job going?
Well... Well...
I just have to insert the CMYK-processers in the column rule and adjust the linotype.
Perfect! Perfect!
Remember, we want to give the message that we are good people,
we like porpoises, and all those disgusting critters.
You now, we want people to trust us in order to stealing their money.
And use aubergine colour.
I LOVE AUBERGINE COLOUR.
So there I was, finally with a job,
but my godness, what a job!
A *** *** job.
A part of me felt bad,
in a way, I was contribuiting to the porpoises annihilation,
but I needed the money.
I knew the solution was there, I almost could touch it, but I wasn't the one to reach it.
I started with a BRAINSTORMING or BRAINSTORMING.
(Ra-rain sound)
(We have music but it isn't playing!)
(A poster fell over me!)
Hold on, visionary. Here comes your storm.
(poor storm sounds)
(hand made sound effects)
Brain blast!
(balloon bursting) (people scared shitless)
Hey, that is so expensive, we can't do that!
And so... (tree falling down)
(There was music but...)
Holy ***, man!
(finally music)
I had to deal with the problem from another point of view.
Searching on the Internet, I found a very interesting info.
Dali used to go to the bed with a fork in his hand,
so, when he fell asleep, dropped it and wake him up, and then he wrote down the ideas he had during the sleep.
Apparently, the most creative ideas came up in the phase between wakefulness and sleep.
(music)
Daliii!!!
I was so worried about don't drop the fork prematurely that I couldn't be able to sleep.
It was clear that it didn't work on me, so I tried to focus in the project and work really hard.
Slave, how are you getting on?
Uhh... I went to MORÉS, they made a terrible mess...
But I will deliver it tomorrow without a doubt, sir.
I want it in my office in the early morning, have a good day!
I had nothing! And I had to deliver it in the early morning!
***, dude! It was four o'clock in the morning!
I tried something different.
If I didn't get this way, I would have to throw in the InDesigns and became an art school teacher.
SIX THINKING HATS.
I am the red hat.
I am the blue hat.
I am the yellow hat.
Who the *** are you?
Hats!
Who dares awaken us from our slumber?
Ehhh, don't start discuss again, black hat.
Hats- um- guys, let's focus, please.
HATS! I need a great idea for the Evil National Bank of Spain's corporative identity.
I have been working on it for a month and I still have nothing.
Maybe if you had organised your time better you wouldn't be in this mess.
Maybe he has a creative crisis.
I think he's in love!
Shut the *** up, red hat, you have no idea.
And you neither,
so go to *** yourself son of a *** this dialoge sucks my *** so bad
(Natalia, backwards!)
Don't be so *** the boy, in second year he got a 9 in Corporative Identity Design.
Come on, stop discussing, let's get rid of this imbroglio.
We have to give a friendly appereance to the Evil National Bank of Spain, what do you think, guys?
We can try using nature elements, maybe this way we could give them a more ecological appereance.
It has to look proffesional and trustworthly, not like a florist,
although I like flowers so much...
Here we go again! If we beat around the bush, we'll never finish this job.
Planning, please, let's start with the basics,
what does the Evil National Bank of Spain suggest to us?
I hate it!
A challenge!
ART.
Death.
You sure are the death, black hat!
I would prefer die before keep working with you.
You're making me sad...
Planning please!
Sacre bleu ! I'm sick of you!
I can't think with all these cries!
***!
Son of a ***!
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
You know what? I dont need you. I'm leaving.
I don't need you neither.
Wow.
I have to go to the bathroom!
(farts)
So, you got my design?
What you got there?
Let's see, it has to be good enough I can *** without hands.
(Is it open?)
I can't see it, but-- AAAYEEEE GOOD, GOOD. VERY WELL.
(It's over)
Save us of the evil banks. Invest in design.
We have no time for say anyting, no?
Yeeeeah.
We are a team of—
We are a team... of designers.
No. No.
We are a team of designers.
We are a team of amateur theater. We are dedicated to improvisation...
Eh... this has gone wrong, okay?
In the trials this went well.
Introduce yourself.
I'm Natalia or the... red and white hat.
I'm Rebeca, the one who doesn't play the music and...
I'm Natalia, or the red and white hat.
Who's left to be?
No, eh—
Okay, I'm Manuel Dacosta, the millionaire, the millonetis.
That's all folks.
Eventually they had a great time
and became legends.