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Do you think it's wrong to *** an eight-year-old?
It's not wrong if the price is high enough.
My grandma gave me twenty dollars for my birthday.
Is that high enough, you ***-bag?
There's no need for name calling, kid.
And hells yeah, twenty dollars is enough.
I'll give you fifteen.
Damn.
Okay, I'll take it.
So, what did this eight-year-old do to you anyway?
He pulled my pants down in front of the whole second grade class...
Then he *** me in the ***.
He *** you?
No.
I asked for the ***-***, but not in front of everyone.
Because then they took that as a cue to gang-*** my ***.
I haven't had a good *** since.
How do you want me to do it?
Make him bite down on the ledge of a chalkboard, as I had to.
Then stamp on his head.
That's cold, baby.
Are you getting an errection?
Yep.
(Cash register Rings.)
You're the worst father ever.
Don't I know it.