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...It was a political joke.
Ha-ha-ha.
So, we gonna announce the next play.
Play by Illusion Studios.
It's called "Breaking the Fourth Wall". Based on the comic book called Hellknows.
Exactly.
So... 10 comics, 10 titles...
...checked.
Each comic need a team of writer and artist.
Checked.
Kate. Kate! Come here!
What now?
Kate, soon, very soon we will get the hell out of here!
You mean, Illusion Studios already have 10 comic book titles to publish?
No, not yet. But I can help them.
I created the titles by myself.
Oh great. And how are you gonna tell them about it?
Don't forget that you're a fictional character.
Kate, how stupid you are.
By what means, do you think, fictional characters can interact with the real-life people?
I don't have a clue.
By means of conventions!
Such as Con.Versia, the convention dedicated to contemporary subcultures.
Are we at the convention?
And all these people see me? Like this?
Why didn't you warn me?!
Don't worry, they're all cool.
Let's get to the point.
mirG, I know you... and I doubt that you could create anything decent.
So, hell knows...
Hellknows-Man!
When there's trouble you call HK!
Hellknows-Man!
So, where were we...?
Oh yeah, my comic books.
You should see them! My ideas are INGINEOUS!
Eh... I know that I'll regret this, but OK. Let me see them.
So...
The first comic is called "Hemstar and the Fruitcake"!
Hemstar finds a fruitcake and intends to eat it.
But it turns out to be alive and starts talking to him!!!
OK... next.
And the next one is...
..."GREEN HAMTERN"!
It sucks.
"The Adventures of a Young Cheerful Boy Adolf"!
It's ridiculous.
"The Adventures of Edward, the Friendly Parasitic Worm"!
"The Transfarmers"!
Let me guess. They're the Transformers, who can change into sheep and cows, right?
No, not at all. The Transfarmers...
...are the *** FARMERS!
"KUNG FU ***"!
"ALCO-MAN AND HANGOVER BOY"!
"RUSSIAN HULK"!
And "The Adventures of Ninja-Coproph...
That's enough!
What about writers and artists? Where will you get them?
Ah, don't worry about it.
You just need to find everyone from this list and suck their...
...I mean, send them letters.
Let's see...
J. Scott Campbell?
He's a great guy, so what?
Oh, nevermind.
Ozzy Osbourne?
Yep.
And what is he going to do?
Well, for example, he can write scripts for horror comics.
I don't know...
...hell knows!
Hellknows-Man!
When there's trouble, you call HK!
Hellknows-Man!
That's OK, I suppose.
Chuck Norris?
Uh-huh.
Just think about it...
...if Chuck himself will work at Illusion Studios,...
...any comic will be successful.
NIKITA DZHIGURDA?
Yeah, he will compose soundtracks...
...for the films which will be based on the comics by the studio.
Yeah, and Ulysses will be played by Bezrukov...
That's enough, mirG.
I think you realize that these people just can't work at Illusion Studios.
Well, at least it won't be soon.
And what do you suggest?
Well, you said yourself that we're on Con.Versia - the convention, dedicated to contemporary subcultures.
That means here you can meet many creative people.
Let's address them!
Listen,... you're right.
Why do we need Nikita Dzhigurda if we have everyone we need here and now?
mirG, don't haste.
Let's at first show them the teaser-trailer for the studio's debut project.
And then, everyone who likes it will just come over to our stand.
Great idea.
We are mirG and Kate.
We wait for you at the stand with Illusion Studios logo.
Here's a little announcement...
...I'm sorry, I should go...