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The Toxic Timer because women stink Hi, I'm Big Dave
and I'm pissed off because my flatmates Sarah is a lying ***
she posted a video saying she invented
The Toxic Timer today I will tell you what really happened
Sarah is quite sexy but
she wasn't always like this
this is Sarah 1 year ago, yes
she used to be a bit larger
So
she started a healthy diet
however the diet had a nasty side effect
the fruit and vegetables gave Sarah explosive gas
sometimes I entered the toilet too soon after her
at first
I laughed
but then the toxicity of the smell made me collapse
suddenly I had an idea I would make a device to warn me if Sarah had just used
the toilet
The Toxic Timer was born now it is possible to enter the toxicity of your
pool and warn others
that is the story of The Toxic Timer