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>> Announcer: THE CUMMERBUND IS
NO LONGER JUST FOR THE TUXEDO!
IT'S THE CINCO C-BUND!
>> ♪ I'M A V.I.P. ♪
♪ LOVE THE THINGS YOU'RE DOIN'
WHEN YOU'RE NEXT TO ME ♪
>> Announcer: IT'S A GREAT
ALTERNATIVE TO PANTS.
THERE'S THE MOBILE OFFICE
EDITION...
THE URBAN SAFARI...
THE ***'S FORMAL...
THE GLITTER BUG...
AND THE NAUGHTY TEENAGER'S
EDITION.
THE CINCO C-BUND!
SPICE UP YOUR WARDROBE AND LOOK
FANTASTIC.
>> [ SMOOCHES ]
THANKS, CINCO.
>> ♪ TIM AND ERIC ♪
♪ AWESOME SHOW ♪
♪ TIM AND ERIC ♪
♪ AWESOME SHOW ♪
>> Tim: PULL THIS IN.
>> Eric: YEAH. I LIKE THAT.
>> Tim: SEPARATE THAT OUT.
>> Eric: I TRUST YOU.
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>> Tim: ALL RIGHT.
[ BUZZING ]
>> Eric: JUST IF YOU GET SOME OF
THIS BULK DOWN.
>> Tim: [ CHUCKLES ]
[ SLURPING ]
LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
GO AHEAD, TAKE A LOOK.
>> Eric: OH, WOW, TIM!
YOU'RE GETTING REALLY GOOD AT
THIS.
THANK YOU.
>> Tim: YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME,
MAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK BARBER
SCHOOL'S FOR, YOU KNOW?
>> Eric: [ Laughing ] YEAH.
YOU MUST BE GRADUATING SOON,
RIGHT?
>> Tim: UH, YEAH.
ACTUALLY, NEXT WEEK'S THE BIG
DAY, SO...
>> Eric: OH, NICE.
CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY.
>> Tim: YOU'RE, WELL...
>> Eric: WHOA.
GRADUATION PARTY?
>> Tim: IT'S NOTHING.
IT'S JUST ME AND MY HAIR FRIENDS
ARE GETTING TOGETHER FOR SOME
DINNER.
IT'S --
>> Eric: TIM, I WOULD LOVE TO
COME AND HELP YOU GUYS
CELEBRATE, SERIOUSLY.
>> Tim: [ SIGHS ]
ERIC, THE LAST TIME YOU CAME TO
ONE OF MY PARTIES, YOU WORE THAT
BIG, STUPID AFRICAN HAT.
[ DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY ]
I CAN'T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.
>> Eric: LISTEN, TIM.
>> Tim: I DO NOT WANT TO
APOLOGIZE FOR YOU AGAIN.
>> Eric: I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT,
AND I PROMISE YOU I WILL NOT
WEAR MY BIG AFRICAN HAT TO YOUR
PARTY.
>> Tim: YOU SWEAR YOU'RE NOT
GONNA WEAR THAT AFRICAN HAT?
>> Eric: DUDE, TIM, I SWEAR TO
YOU I WILL NOT WEAR MY BIG
AFRICAN HAT.
>> Tim: I HOPE YOU DON'T WEAR
THAT BIG AFRICAN HAT.
>> Eric: I'M NOT GONNA WEAR THE
AFRICAN HAT.
>> Tim: YOU SWEAR YOU'RE NOT
GONNA WEAR THAT BIG AFRICAN HAT!
>> Eric: I'M NOT GONNA WEAR MY
BIG AFRICAN HAT!
>> Tim: PBBHT!
ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE COMING.
>> Eric: [ LAUGHS ]
I CAN'T WAIT TO HANG OUT WITH
YOUR HAIR FRIENDS.
>> Tim: YOU BET.
>> Eric: IT'S GONNA BE REALLY
FUN.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HI.
DO YOU LIKE MY VIDEO?
I MADE THIS.
YOU, TOO, COULD HAVE THIS IF YOU
HIRE J.J. PEPPER VIDEOGRAPHY,
ALL RIGHT?
I MIGHT EVEN BE VIDEOTAPING YOU
NOW, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!
I'M ALMOST ALWAYS VIDEOTAPING.
I EVEN TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS WITH
CAMERAS.
I BRING MY OWN TUXEDO AND VIDEO
CAMERA.
WHY DON'T YOU USE ME FOR YOUR
NEXT EVENT, HUH?
GIVE ME A SHOT, PLEASE.
AND I CAN EVEN DRIVE MYSELF TO
AND FRO YOUR EVENT.
HEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
GIVE US A SHOT.
WE WOULD DO THIS TOGETHER.
WE HAVE THOUSANDS OF EFFECTS TO
CHOOSE FROM...
STAR WIPE.
HI.
HI.
HI.
HI.
HI.
HI.
UH, WHY DON'T YOU USE ME FOR
YOUR NEXT EVENT?
GOD.
THANKS FOR CARING.
[ CLICK, SPLASH ]
[ CLICK, SPLASH ]
[ CLICK, SPLASH ]
[ CLICK, SPLASH ]
[ CLICK, SPLASH ]
[ CLICK, SPLASH ]
>> THE SUBCONSCIOUS MEMORY
CONTROLS EVERYTHING YOU DO WHEN
YOU'RE SLEEPING AND YOU'RE
AWAKE.
>> Tim: YOU MUST KNOW WHAT TO
ORDER HERE.
YOU GOT TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOOD
HERE.
CAN I HAVE SOME MORE WINE?
>> THAT'S HIS REALNESS.
>> THAT'S HIS REAL...
>> Tim: IT'S PART, CUT, AND
WASH.
>> BLOW AND GO.
>> Tim: YEAH, BLOW AND GO.
>> TOO MUCH HAIR SPRAY.
>> Tim: [ SIGHS ]
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME, PLEASE?
ERIC!
>> Eric: CONGRATULATIONS.
>> Tim: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Eric: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
>> Tim: THIS HAT.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR THE HAT.
>> Eric: OH, DUDE, I AM SO
SORRY.
I TOTALLY FORGOT.
I'LL JUST HOLD IT DOWN HERE.
>> Tim: JUST PUT IT ON THE
GROUND.
EVERYBODY, CHING-CHING, THIS IS
MY, UH -- ONE OF MY FRIENDS --
ERIC.
>> Eric: HEY, EVERYBODY.
>> Tim: JEN, GUS...
>> HOW YOU DOING?
>> Tim: ...ANTONIO...
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> Tim: ...UH, RICARDO...
>> Eric: HEY.
>> HELLO.
>> Tim: ...AND, UH, WELL, THAT'S
HARRIET OVER THERE.
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Eric: [ SMOOCHES ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Tim: ERIC, I GOT YOU SOME
SPAGHETTI.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
WE ORDERED.
[ CONVERSATIONS STOP, SILENCE ]
>> Tim: [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> NICE C-BUND.
>> Eric: THANK YOU, RICARDO.
>> IT'S LIKE A CUMMERBUND.
I LOVE IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> IT IS GOOD!
>> IT IS!
>> Eric: IT'S MY NEW CINCO
C-BUND.
>> OH!
>> OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
>> SO FLATTERING.
>> Tim: LET'S BRING THE
ATTENTION BACK HERE ON ME.
IT IS MY NIGHT.
>> OH, YES, IT IS!
>> SORRY.
>> YOU'RE THE MAN.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> YOU ARE A BREATH OF FRESH
AIR -- NOT THAT IT'S STALE, BUT
YOU CAN JUST NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH
FRESH AIR.
>> Eric: OH, GUYS, DO YOU WANT
SOME BREAD?
>> AWW!
>> LOOK AT THAT!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> OKAY, WE'RE BACK.
WELCOME TO "REASONABLE SHIRTS."
AND WE'RE STILL HERE WITH
LARRY STEVES.
LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER MODEL
WEARING ONE OF YOUR SHIRTS FROM
YOUR WARDROBE.
THESE ARE REGULAR, REASONABLE
SHIRTS THAT YOU WEAR EVERY DAY.
WE'RE SEEING A BUNCH OF THEM.
THE MODELS ARE, UH --
OH, LOOK AT -- MM-HMM.
[ SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HE'S IN GOOD SHAPE, BECAUSE
AT A CERTAIN AGE, YOU KNOW --
>> IT'S INTERESTING.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE
ARE.
THEY'RE JUST -- THEY'RE RANDOM
MODELS THAT COME ON THE SHOW.
OH, I'M HEARING WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A 10-SECOND BREAK.
I WANT YOU TO HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
>> I SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK MY
MESSAGES.
>> PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAVE TIME.
WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH THE
BREAK.
>> OH, JUST TELL ME WHEN IT'S
OVER.
>> AND WE'RE BA--
>> Announcer: CINCO MUSICAL
TAPES INTRODUCES A TOUCHING
TRIBUTE TO THE MUSIC OF CASEY
AND HIS BROTHER.
"GROBAN SINGS CASEY," FROM
LEGENDARY RECORDING ARTIST
JOSH GROBAN.
>> ♪ IF I COULD TRAVEL IN TIME
SOMETIME ♪
♪ I'D TRAVEL TO THE END OF ALL
OF MANKIND ♪♪
♪ I WANT TO GO ON... ♪
>> Announcer: THESE TAPES WILL
STAND THE TEST OF TIME AND WILL
MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF
MUSIC.
>> ♪ I WANT TO RIDE ON A
CHOO-CHOO TRAIN... ♪
>> Announcer: AND WHILE CASEY IS
GONE FOREVER, HIS SONGS WILL
LIVE ETERNAL, THANKS TO
JOSH GROBAN.
>> ♪ HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS,
TOO ♪
♪ I WANT TO HAVE A BARBECUE ♪♪
♪ ***, ***, COPS AND ROBBERS ♪
♪ ***, ***, ROBBERS AND COPS ♪
♪ ***, ***, ROB THAT BANK ♪
♪ PUT 'EM IN JAIL ♪
♪ PUT 'EM IN JAIL ♪
>> Announcer: "GRUBBMAN SINGS
CASEY."
NOT AVAILABLE FOR SALE.
>> ♪ THIS IS GOOD ♪
[ PAGER BEEPS ]
♪ JUST FANTASTIC ♪
♪ EVERYONE'S IMPRESSED ♪
[ PAGER BEEPS ]
♪ REALLY GREAT ♪
[ PAGER BEEPING ]
♪ THIS IS SO GOOD ♪
♪ BABY, IT'S THE BEST ♪
>> I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE
BELUSHI WITH MY LEFT EYE.
>> ♪ IT'S THE BEST ♪
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ GLASS CLANGING ]
>> Eric: EXCUSE ME, GUYS.
I JUST WANT TO TAKE THIS TIME TO
CONGRATULATE TIM AGAIN FOR HIS
GRADUATION FROM BARBER SCHOOL.
TIM CAME TO ME AT FIRST AND
SAID, "ERIC, I WANT TO BE A
BARBER."
I THOUGHT HE WAS CRAZY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, TONIGHT I FEEL LIKE
THE CRAZY ONE.
HARRIET, I KNOW WE'VE ONLY SPENT
A COUPLE HOURS TOGETHER, BUT I
FEEL LIKE I COULD SPEND THE REST
OF MY LIFE TOGETHER WITH YOU.
SO, HARRIET, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>> Tim: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Eric: WHAT?
>> Tim: YOU COME IN HERE WITH
THAT STUPID HAT, YOU COME IN
HERE WITH THAT STUPID CUMMERBUND
ON, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY
NIGHT HERE?!
>> NOW, TIM.
>> Tim: NO!
>> TIM! SIT DOWN!
>> Tim: [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
>> OKAY.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, MY MAMA
SAID, "GIRL, ONE DAY, A MAN IS
GONNA WALK INTO A ROOM WEARING
AN AFRICAN HAT," THE SAME
AFRICAN HAT THAT HE WORE.
AND WHEN YOU WALKED INTO THE
ROOM, I NEARLY FELL OVER.
>> Eric: [ Distorted ] HEY.
>> [ Voice breaking ] SO...YES.
HELL, YES, I'LL MARRY YOU!
>> Eric: HARRIET.
>> I'LL MARRY YOU!
YES! YES!
MMM!
OHH!
>> Tim: GUS, NO.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Eric: ANTONIO, WILL YOU DO ME
THE HONOR AND BE MY BEST MAN?
>> UH, SURE, WHATEVER.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Eric: RICARDO, WILL YOU
OFFICIATE THIS MARRIAGE, PLEASE?
>> WELL, I'D RATHER BE YOUR MAID
OF HONOR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
>> IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER
THAN THIS!
HE'S MINE!
ALL MINE!
>> Tim: CHECK, PLEASE.
>> ♪ TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW ♪