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Hello everyone! lately..
directly or indirectly, we all the sudden felt the arrival of this cataclysm
that is..
GTA V!
a minority of smart girls
have anticipated ... And are properly prepared!
but most, lacking of technical skils to face
the many changes that would arise
won't know how to
respond adequately
this is to avoid this that I'll give you 10 essential rules to
stay in couple despite GTA 5
our relationship will never ...
..be what it was from September 17, 2013 the release date of the game
do not ask us anything...
do not cross in front the television
learn to navigate in the house without going to the tv room
touching the handle or having access to any material related to the game
will be considered as Fables or fantasies ... for you ...
birthdays, weddings, baptisms, are no longer special occasions
you will make your motivation clear and precise
Two months in advance under penalty of automatic denial
if you think of asking ...
a question ... make sure that the game is stopped ... in other cases you will
face systematic random answers between those four...
no answer
sometimes we'll think about you ..
play makes you hungry, thirsty depending of the mission, finally a good time to spend together ...
GTA V is better than: Any Game!
Burn your Pictionary!
I don't care I was advised two months ago ...
let us play is good, we don't look at the other girls, in 6 months we'll appreciate
again just how pretty you are!
consider Fifa 14 as you're 2nd worst enemy, the PS4, the Xbox ONE the new COD and the last Battlefield
as state threats, and terrorism ...
I forgot the two most important rules to remember ...
before buying GTA!
Number 1, GTA is a game!
not reality! crimes are punishable by law, you won't be able to
restart the game or erase the past repainting your car
GTA V will not help you for your diplomas and even less ..
to get your girlfriend back
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