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(Knock, knock)
– Hellooooo!
– Hi. What the fuuhh, hi!
– You're Mister Naked Happy guy? – Yes. Andrew Einhorn.
– Do you mind if I have 3 minutes of your time?
– 3 minutes? Go, let's go. What do you got? – Why, why naked?!
– Oh, I love nakedness, I mean, I, it's just my journalism background and I used to
do fashion and travel, and it's like, when women get undressed they're so much more beautiful!
And it's all about THIS! Not the clothes, the hair, the make-up, who gives a ***?!
– He-he, OK! So it's all about.. THIS?! – YES!
But it's a gradual- they start clothed, they end up naked.
– Oh! And they jump?
– Yes, sometimes. – I love that. What is your favorite picture
of, eh, like, the naked girls you have here?
– My favorite! – Yeah!
– By far, is Gaby, because A) I loved her, B) She's half Jewish and half Italian, she
has medium but perky *** and, and her, she's messy, and her hair is crazy and we
smoked pot and AAAH!!! I am not saying what else we did.
– Are you also having some jewish-eeeh-ness in your blood?
– I have jewish guilt, is that what you mean?
– Yeah?
– Yes. What was that word?! – Is it OK to be jewish and be taking naked-
– YES!! We're such a liberal se- We're not the orthodox with the hats and the coats,
we're LIBERAL ones! NUDITY! AND POT! AND PROGRESSIVENESS!! Arrghh!
– How many naked girls have you photographed?
– Fivehundredandthirtyeight.
– OOOOOH! That's a big number!
– I know.. – I knoooow, yeah. He-he.
Do you ever get aroused with the.. doing it?
– YES. I figure it's about 9% of the time.
– 9 % OK. – Yes.
– Ok, but that's not a bad percentage? – No, it's pretty good.
– Yeah! It is! But, what is the most arousing thing you got in your apartment?
– Let's go this way! – YES.
Where do you find all the girls?
– Uhmm.. Everywhere! Banks, in synagogs, in markets, on the street, wherever I go,
whatever I touch, whatever I see, I ask people. The woman behind the camera, beautiful, what
are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3 o'clock?
This is the most arousing per comedy purposes, it's a rabbi playing pinball! And I found
that ironic and cute. But there is one more thing, let's go to the bedroom.
– Do you sometimes do dirty things here, in front of that picture? He-he-he
– Uhmm, I might, I might not, I love, I'd love to tell you, dis is oooff limits to wat we doo.
Where'd you go, there's a CUBAN WOMAN! Who I found as beautiful-
I bought this in Cuba, and I like her curves and her, eeerrr, yeah!
– It's nice, curvy...
Uh, if I were a girl, how would you approach me to get my, me on board with your-
– I'd say GET THA F** YOU, NAKED, RIGHT NOW!
– That's how? – No,no,no. I would just, I would schmooze you,
I'd be my nice, charming, normal self, and I'd guess what your age, and what you're
doing, I would say 'do you like naked pictures? Have you ever done this before? Let me be your first!
– To do all the, like, it's very... just... relaxed... atmosphere.. yeah?
– Yeaaah, yeah, I'm a psychologist and charming nice boy.
– Nice! Now, eh, where would you get undressed yourself in here?
Eeh, AND, eeh. Do you have.. Are you a free spirit?!
– Come on! Look at me, I'm from the FREEST OF THE FREE SPIRITS!
And as far as where I would get naked it's here, because in the morning, after coffee
and a little marihuana, I put the camera up and sometimes I dance, and sometimes I take
off my clothes myself, which- How much time we got?!
– OOH! We still got some time! Please! – How much time do we got?
– Can you be naked on the rest of this interview, that would great!
– I can take off my shirt.
– AAHHH.
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If New York was a body part, which would it be?
– Uhmm.. New York would be the shoulders!! Strong, and supporting the rest of the world!
– All right! Eh... That's it!
We have been here for 3 minutes, now, thank you so much for having us!
– You should just get out... That was fun! – He-he-he-he
That was great! – Seriously, what time do you want to..
uhmm.. shoot with me?
'Cos I got tomorrow, at like 2. It's slow! We start slow, and I have some champagne.
– I think we need to run before this is getting too... He-he-he!
– Bye!
– Bye, bye!