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warning! this video contains bad antisocial behavior
of the Coyote Man! quit watching right now if you are a good
member of the assassin's creed community!
i am blinded by this banner, so uncarefully get silent hidden kill.
i promise this will never happen again.
i am using firecrackers. i like the sound of explosion and screams
of civilians that nicely add to the total hysterical feeling of this match.
slow down to figure out in which direction to run.
got discreet kill - my bad - i promise this will never happen again.
forgot about my animus shield. i hate when smoke slows me down.
i will work hard to get the worst possible quality of kills.
will rush to pursuers to die and rush to chase kill targets,
hysterically mashing kill button.
i will work hard to die.
this is die hard. chapter 1.
if you think it's easy to die - let me dissappoint you.
if you will do nothing - you will have no pursuers.
in order to die fast you should be somewhere whithin top 3 places,
so you will have 3-4 pursuers in every corner of the map.
slow reactions. must be improved.
rushing to my pursuers to die faster i always try to contest - do not let them score a lot.
i always remember about my animus shield when it's already too late.
this is probably the only one ability i really need.
if you did not press your kill button on time - it's your problem,
i have a big blue mark above my head.
i don't use any hard stun abilities or defensive abilities because my purpose
is to die fast and i don't want to carry anything that may slow me down.
i use speed boost to chase my target, unstoppable to bash sivilians and minor animus hack
these things are what make me faster.
animus shield is for the same purpose - i don't want anything will slow me down.
obviously smoke bomb is absolutely useless for me.
i carry pistol because i do not need knives and think pistol can
get me faster kills.
in fact, in many cases i can run to target faster than
aiming the pistol. speed is essential.
surprisingly i will finish this match with the most stuns.
speed will help me to get that stuns.
no pursuers - this is bad. i am hysterically searching for my target just to find it dead.
got minor hack - this is awesome, i like it!
now give me a target!
animus hack is faster than a gun. major hack streaks will not work for me 'cause
i am going to die a lot.
as you see, reaction can be trained. carpenter learned how to press kill button
within one match.
my target is going to die just in front of me.
together with me.
anyway, did not get you that time - got you this time.
i believe he is somewhere in the second place. so i am the first to die and he is the second
to die.
later, actually, we should see who died the most.
oh! he must be pretty annoyed of me.
you see here how fast people are learning. i am proud of myself.
he's already the second one learned how to press the button.
it's a streak of bad luck: always when i have a hack - i never have a
target.
hack is wasted by this stun. Carpenter, you'd better kill me!
aiming is so long!
oh! extreme variety. Variety is Spice of Life!
i heard this today from RudeOnion's video. I like it!
Variety is Spice of Life!
let's go to extreme variety, every time in our life!
game is over and let's see later who died the most.
thanks for watching! and have a nice day!
oh! wait a moment! it was not me who was the most hysterical.
i see the Bieb on the second place has 14 kills,
probably he win this hysterical match!