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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE FULL HOUSE IF BY
HOUSE YOU MEAN PRESCRIPTION
PAINKILLERS TAKEN FROM YOUR
NANA'S MEDICINE CABINET.
SHE WANTED ME TO HAVE THEM,
PEOPLE.
NOW TO ANDY LEVY FOR A PRE
GAME REPORT.
WHAT'S COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
>> THE WHITE HOUSE SENDS OUT A
PHOTO OF PRESIDENT OBAMA WITH
HIS FOOT ON THE OVAL OFFICE
DESK.
LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN.
THE WHITE HOUSE SENDS OUT A
PHOTO OF PRESIDENT OBAMA WITH
HIS FOOT ON HIS OVAL OFFICE
DESK.
I AM DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW I
CAN'T EVEN THINK.
AND IS NASA PLANING ON
CAPTURING AN ASTEROID IN DEEP
SPACE AND BRINGING IT BACK
NEAR EARTH?
HELLS YEAH, IT IS.
AND ARE THEY PLANNING TO OPEN
THE FIRST IN PATIENT TREATMENT
PROGRAM FOR INTERNET
ADDICTION?
THEY ARE.
IT WOULD BE ODD TO SAY
PENNSYLVANIA AND IT WASN'T
TRUE.
THINK, PEOPLE.
>> WELCOME BACK TO HALF TIME.
>> POST GAME.
>> WHATEVER.
>> GO AWAY.
>> I AM GONE.
>> YOU'RE NOT.
I WISH YOU WERE.
>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST.
SHE IS SO WRITE TISH HER
APARTMENT -- SO BRITISH HER
APARTMENT HAS A DRAW BRIDGE
AND HER BED HAS A MOTE, IT IS
YD WEBBER.
HER LATEST WORK IS CALLED "THE
TWITTER DIARIES."
>> AND GLAD HE SHAVED.
HIS BOOK IS CALLED THE LIZARD
KING.
AND MY REPULSIVE SIDEKICK,
BILL SCHULZ.
IF HILARITY WAS 5* KEG OF PBR
I WOULD TAP HIM AT A
TAILGATE.
IT IS JOE DEROSA.
HIS COMEDY ALBUM IS CALLED.
"YOU WILL DIE."
THAT'S UP LIFTING.
IT IS AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD
ON ITUNES, AMAZON AND GOOGLE
PLAY.
IT IS A FANTASTIC RECORD.
BUY IT NOW.
I KNOW IT IS LATE, BUT GO ON I
TONES.
IT IS A A VERY, VERY, VERY
FUN, FUNNY RECORD.
I MAKE FUN OF JOE A LOT BUT IT
IS BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND IT
IS A GREAT ALBUM AND YOU
SHOULD BUY IT.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
HOW IS THIS SHOW STILL ON?
>> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHY DID
I GIVE JOE SUCH A LOVING
TRIBUTE?
HE LEFT A LONG MESSAGE ON MY
PHONE ASKING ME FOR THAT AND
PLEADING WITH ME.
COULD YOU AT LEAST DO A
POSITIVE PLUG FOR MY THING?
OKAY.
>> FOR ONCE.
>> FOR ONCE.
THE KISS CAM IS A SEXIST
SHAM.
YES, A SLATE.COM CALL HAS
CALLED FOR THE END OF THE
SPORTING EVENT FAVORITE MARK
JOSEPH STERN, YES, THAT MARK
JOSEPH STERN, WRITES OF THE
TIME HONORED TRADITION OF A
JUMBO TRON LENS FOCUSING ON A
STRAIGHT CUP TELL AND TELLING
THEM TO SWAP SPIT AND IT IS
JUVENILE AND HETERO-SEXIST.
APPARENTLY THAT'S A WORD.
THE KISS CAM ENFORCES
HETERO-*** NORMS AND
EXCLUDES GAY PEOPLE.
AT WORST IT KNOCKS SAME SEX
AFFECTIONS AND CREATES AN
ATMOSPHERE OF *** PHOBIA.
HIS BEST AND WORST WERE THE
SAME THING.
WE HIT TIME SQUARE TO SEE IF
"RED EYE"'S OWN KISS CAM HAVE
ITS OWN RESPONSE.
>> SHOULD THE KISS CAM GO ON
THE LAMB?
I AM HERE TO TALK TO THE
PEOPLE AND FIND OUT.
A KISS CAM IS BASICALLY
SOMEBODY WHO IS MANNING THE
JUMBO TRON AND PUT THE CAMERA
ON TWO U UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE
IN THE AUDIENCE AND THEY MUST
KISS.
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU ARE FOR
ORGANS BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT TO
GET RID OF IT?
>> HAVE I NO PROBLEM BY THAT.
>> WHAT IF IT IS TWO GIRLS?
>> IT DEPENDS.
>> A PERSON WANTS TO GET RID
OF THE KISS CAM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
NOW DO A THREE-WAY.
THREE OF YOU.
GO ON, GO ON.
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
PG-13.
NOW LET'S MAKE IT R.
ONE PERSON WANTS TO GET RID OF
IT.
HE THINKS IT IS HOMOPHOBIC AND
A BUNCH OF OTHER WORDS.
>> I THINK THAT IS
RIDICULOUS.
>> IT IS RIDICULOUS.
I SAY DO YOUR OWN THING.
>> YOU COULD HAVE A DO YOUR
OWN THING CAM.
>> ONE OF THE THING THEY WANT
TO GET RID OF IS TWO PEOPLE OF
THE SAME SEX DOING IT AND
GUESS WHAT THIS IS.
IT IS NOW A KISS CAM.
IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS
SPORTS ARE YOU READY TO MAKE
OUT?
GUESS WHAT THIS IS?
THANK YOU, GRAPHICS.
THAT COST $10,000.
THIS IS QUITE A TREAT.
I AM HERE WITH YON COLONEL
SANDERS.
HE HAS THOUGHTS ON THE KISS
CAM.
W45* ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
SHOULD PEOPLE KEEP IT?
>> FIRST I AM AN ATTORNEY AND
I TOLD YOU THAT.
>> A MAN OF MANY HATS.
A COLONEL AND AN ATTORNEY.
IF THE CAMERA WENT ON YOU GUYS
WOULD YOU ENGAGE IN A KISS?
>> YES.
>> WITH TONGUE?
>> YES.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> NO.
>> TROUBLE IN PARADISE.
TOMORROW WE ARE BRINGING OUT
THE DIVORCE CAM.
>> CAN I GET LOVE RIGHT HERE?
>> NO, I CHOOSE NOT TO.
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO KISS
YOU?
>> NO, DO YOU HAVE A GOOD
LOOKING SISTER?
>> I CAN PUT ON A DRESS.
>> I BELIEVE THERE SHOULD BE A
KISS CAM.
>> YOU ARE PRO KISS CAM AND
WHY IS THAT?
>> IT IS GREAT AND CUTE.
>> WHAT IF IT IS TWO DUDES?
>> I DON'T CARE.
>> WHAT IF THEY ARE UGLY?
>> I DON'T CARE.
>> WHAT IF IT IS TWO GIRLS?
>> THAT'S HOT.
>> THANK YOU.
WE ARE TALKING TO THE RIGHT
PERSON.
GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS
CAMERA.
KISS CAM, KISS CAM.
GO FOR IT.
PERFECT.
CAN WE GET PUREL UP IN THIS
PIECE?
NOW DO YOU WANT TO KISS EACH
OTHER?
DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME?
>> I WILL KISS YOU.
>> ALL RIGHT.
LET ME PREPARE.
THERE WE GO.
COUNT IT.
IF THE KISS CAM IS WRONG, WE
DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.
>> THANK YOU FOR TAKING A
POTENTIALLY INTERESTING
SUBJECT AND BEATING IT TO
PIECES, BILL.
DID YOU GET ANYBODY'S PHONE
NUMBER?
>> YEAH, CALL ME GRETA.
I THINK THAT'S HER NAME.
>> YOW, THIS IS ONE OF THE --
JOE, THIS IS ONE OF THE
ARTICLES THAT SHOWS UP WHEN A
WRITER HAS NOTHING ELSE TO
WRITE ABOUT.
WOULD YOU BE FOR A KISS CAM IF
YOU FOUND OUT IT MADE OTHER
PEOPLE FEEL AWKWARD?
MAYBE AS AWKWARD AS YOU FEEL
ALL THE TIME?
>> I ALWAYS MAKE OUT IN FRONT
OF OTHER PEOPLE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY
THINKS. LOOK, IF IT IS MAKING
PEOPLE FEEL AWKWARD I DON'T
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM
GETTING I RID OF IT.
IT SHOULD INCLUDE THE SAME SEX
COUPLES, AND IT DOESN'T.
BUT IT WOULD REQUIRE FORWARD
THINKING IN SPORTS, AND THIS
IS AN INDUSTRY THAT FREAKED
OUT ABOUT THE USE OF ALUM NUMB
BATS AND ACTS SURPRISED WHEN A
PLAYER USES STEROIDS.
>> ARE WE ARE AT A POINT WHERE
WRITERS MAKE STUFF UP TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT?
>> I THINK THE KISS CAM IS ON
ITS WAY OUT BECAUSE OF THE
ARTICLE.
KUDOS FOR THAT.
CONGRATULATIONS TO SLATE.
YOU KILLED THE KISS CAM.
NOW IF ONLY THEY WOULD BRING
THE SAME LEVEL OF SCRUTINY TO
SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
I WOULD SAY IT IS FINE TO BAN
IT.
IF YOU REALLY HATE TO SEE GAY
PEOPLE KISSING AND YOU LOVE
THE KISS CAM YOU HAVE LOST
THIS BATTLE IN THE CULTURE
WAR.
IT IS OVER AND DONE.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ARE WE A NATION LOOKING FOR
ANYTHING WE CAN LABEL
OFFENSIVE?
THE FACT IT -- THE FACT IS, IF
YOU FEEL EXCLUDED FROM THE
KISS CAM, THE KISS CAM IS NOT
MAKING YOU FEEL EXCLUDED.
I THINK YOU FEEL EXCLUDED IN
GENERAL.
>> WHY DO I GET THE FEELING
THERE IS THIS WHOLE ELABORATE
SEGMENT?
I FEEL I AM LACKING A PUNCH
LINE SOMEWHERE.
AT THE END OF THE DAY I CAN
CHOOSE NOT TO SNOB BILL.
YOU GOT A FEW KISSES HERE AND
THERE.
>> AND BY THE WAY, SETTLE DOWN.
THAT MEANS TO HAVE SEX.
>> THERE SHOULD BE EQUAL
OPPORTUNITY.
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO
KISS BOYS OR GIRLS AND SAME
SEX KISSING.
AS HARRY STILES 2K* MR. ONE
DIRECTION HE KISSED A BOY ON
KISS CAM THE OTHER DAY.
>> REALLY?
I AM BOYCOTTING THOSE BOYS.
I AM JUST GOING TO BUY A BOY
COT.
>> THE SOLUTION -- OR THE
PROPOSED SOLUTION TO THIS IS
IT DOES MORE DAMAGE THAN
GOOD.
IT IS NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS
FOR GAY PEOPLE OR LESBIAN
COUPLES.
>> BY HAVING THIS DEBATE?
>> NO, NO, NO.
IF THEY GET RID OF IT BECAUSE
IT IS NOT TREATING EVERYBODY
EQUAL IT IS NOT HELPING THE
GAY PEOPLE AT ALL.
>> THAT'S MY POINT.
WHAT IT DOES IS CREATES THE
IDEA OF A NATION OF SCOLDS.
MAYBE THIS THING YOU DON'T
LIKE. IT BUT IF YOU BECOME
SHRILL IT IS LIKE -- I HAPPEN
TO FIND IT ENTERTAINING WHEN I
AM AT A GAME WHEN IT IS
HAPPENING.
LET ME HAVE MY FUN.
>> THAT'S A DIFFERENT POINT.
I ALMOST THINK IT DAMAGES THEM
MORE TO BE LIKE, YOU KNOW
WHAT, WE ARE NOT GOING TO LET
YOU ON IT SO WE WILL GET RID
OF IT.
THAT IS EXTREMELY DAMAGING.
>> IT IS DESTROYING THE FABRIC
OF SOCIETY.
>> THE FABRIC OF OUR LIVES.
>> IT REALLY IS.
>> BILL, IF IT HURTS YOUR
FEELINGS SHOULDN'T YOU JUST
GROW UP AND STOP BEING A BIG,
STUPID BABY?
>> THIS IS WHAT HELPS PEOPLE
GROW UP.
MY WHOLE PHILOSOPHY IS KISS,
KEEP IT SEXY SIR.
AND WHAT THAT ESSENTIALLY IS
IS YOU BRING YOUR KID TO A
SOCCER GAME, IF YOU WILL OR AS
YOU CALL IT FUTBOL.
AND YOU BRING THEM THERE AND
THEY SEE THIS TAUNTING ACTION
GOING ON IN THE JUMBO TRON AND
IT TEACHES THEM TO BEGIN
MATING.
THE EARLIER THE BETTER.
THE KISS CAM SHOULD CONTINUE
FOR PARENTS.
>> THANKS FOR RUINING A GREAT
SEGMENT.
FROM KISSING TO DISKING.
DID HE DISRESPECT THE WHITE
HOUSE DESK?
SHOULD HE GET THE BOOT FOR
WHERE HE PUT HIS -- IF
IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS
HAVEN'T STARTED ALREADY THEY
SHOULD.
ON SATURDAY PRESIDENT OBAMA
DEBATES THE OFFICE OF THE
PRESIDENCY, AND BY THAT THE
ACTUAL OFFICE WHERE THE
PRESIDENT WORKS.
YES OUR ALLEGED
COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF CON -- CON
TESTIMONY FEW US WITHLY PUT
HIS FOOT ON THE DESK AND A
PICTURE PUT OUT BY THE WHITE
HOUSE.
DESKS ARE NOT FOR YOUR FEET,
MR. PRESIDENT.
THEY ARE FOR SITTING AT OR
SLEEPING UNDER, BUT THAT'S
IT.
TAKE A LOOK AT JOE BIDEN'S
DESK.
>> FOUR KITTENS.
HE HAD FOUR KITTENS IN HIS
DESK.
>> I DIDN'T NOTICE THE
KITTENS.
I WAS BUSY LOOKING AT THE COKE
MIRROR ON THE TOP OF THE
DESK.
DID YOU SEE ALL OF THE WHITE
RESIDUE?
>> NO, I DIDN'T.
>> WILL, HOW COULD ANYBODY NOT
VOTE FOR IMPEACHMENT AT THIS
POINT THE WAY HE USED THE DESK
AS A FOOTSTOOL?
>> I AM GOING TO DEFEND THE
OVERREACTION TO THIS.
IF YOU LOOK AT IT, AND YES
THERE HAS BEEN OTHER PICTURES
FLOATING AROUND, GEORGE W.
BUSH PUTTING HIS FEET YOU UP
AND GERALD FOLD WITH HIS FEET
UP AND BARACK OBAMA PUT THE
DIRTY PART UP.
IT WAS NOT ANKLE.
THAT IS SOLE.
THAT WAS INELEGANT AND JFK
WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.
>> THAT IS A GOOD POINT.
THE PROBLEM IS I DON'T CARE HE
PUT HIS FOOT ON THE DESK.
THE WHITE HOUSE PUT THAT OUT
BECAUSE IN THEIR HEAD IT
LOOKED COOL.
>> I THOUGHT IT LOOKED COOL.
>> YOU ARE SO STUPID.
>> DUDE, ALL OF THIS STUFF,
ONE GUY -- ONE OF THE TWITTER
RESPONSES SAYS REAGAN ALWAYS
WORE A JACKET IN THE OVAL
OFFICE.
THERE ARE SO MANY SCANDALS
DURING THE REAGAN
ADMINISTRATION THEY HAD TO
MAKE THEIR OWN WICK WICK --
WIKIPEDIA PAGE.
>> I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOUR AWFUL RECORD.
YOU ALMOST SOLD RECORDS.
>> YOU SHOULD HEAR THE HIDDEN
TRACK ON THE ALBUM.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> A SUB BLIP NATIONAL -- SUB
BLIP NATIONAL ADMISSION.
>> IT MAKES YOUR BLOOD BOIL.
THE DESK HE WAS USING WAS A
GIFT FROM QUEEN VICTORIA IN
1880.
BY PUTTING HIS FOOT ON IT,
ISN'T HE SPITING IN THE FACE
OF BRITAIN?
>> NO BECAUSE IT IS IN THE
OFFICE.
HE GOT RID OF THE WINSTON
CHURCHILL BUST AND THERE WAS A
DRAMA WITH A SPECIAL
RELATIONSHIP.
WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THE
WHITE HOUSE PR PEOPLE.
OBAMA HAS DONE THIS WHOLE DESK
THING BEFORE AND GOT IN
TROUBLE FOR IT BEFORE.
YOU WOULD THINK THE WHITE
HOUSE WOULD JUST STOP
RELEASING PHOTOS OF HIM WITH
HIS FOOT ON HIS DESK.
>> WELL, PERHAPS HE WAS
STRETCHING HIS HAMSTRINGS.
MAYBE SORE HAMSTRINGS.
MAYBE HE LIKES TO JOG AND THEY
WERE GETTING TIGHT.
>> HE IS AN ATHLETIC
PRESIDENT.
I THOUGHT HE WAS TRYING TO
LOOK LIKE A HOOD ORNAMENT.
RIGHT THERE HE IS LOOKING COOL
AND LOUNGING AND EVERYTHING.
AS USUAL THE REPUBLICANS MAKE
THE HUMOR GO FROM OBAMA TO
THEM.
THERE WAS A TEA PARTY TWITTER
HAS HANDLE THAT SAYS DOES
SEEING PRESIDENT OBAMA'S FOOT
ON THE DESK MAKE YOUR BLOOD
BOIL?
EVERYONE ELSE THAT READ IT WAS
LIKE, THAT, NOT REALLY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT REMINDS ME
OF IT IS A LOOK INTO PRESIDENT
OBAMA'S PERSONALITY THAT HE IS
NOT REALLY COOL.
HE IS A DORK.
>> HE REMINDS ME OF TONY BLAIR
IN THAT PHOTO AND THAT'S WHY I
OBJECT.
>> HE REMINDS ME OF A
DIFFERENT BRIT, DAVID BRENT.
REMEMBER THIS?
IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE THE
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH HE GOT UP
AND HE WAS TALKING TO THEM AND
HE PUT HIS LEG UP THERE.
I THOUGHT WHERE DID I SEE THIS
BEFORE?
MICHAEL SCOTT IN "THE OFFICE"
DID IT IN THE AMERICAN VERSION
AND ALLEN PARTRIDGE.
IT IS LIKE I AM SHOWING OFF MY
NEW JEANS KIND OF FEEL.
>> YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE THEIR LEG MADE THE
DESK.
>> IS ANYBODY REALLY OFFENDED
BY THIS?
>> NO.
>> NOT YOU GUYS.
I MEAN ON-LINE.
>> IT IS SILLY.
>> WE TRAFFIC SILLY IN THESE
PARTS.
>> YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUN ON
THIS SHOW.
>> FROM DISGRACE TO
DIPLOMACY.
HE LEFT SPORTS AND CAW VOTERS
WITH THE ENEMY.
DENNIS RODMAN IS BACK IN NORTH
KOREA, BUT HE IS NOT WEARING
THE DIPLOMAT HAT.
HE IS GOING TO SEE A PAL WHOSE
NAME RHYMES WITH KIM GUNG
U.N.
>> MY PLAN IS TO COME OVER
HERE AND NOT TO BE A DIPLOMAT,
BUT TO BE A FRIEND OF THE
MARSHALL AND THE COUNTRY OF
NORTH KOREA AND TO SHOW PEOPLE
AROUND THE WORLD THAT WE AS
AMERICANS HAVE TO GET ALONG
WITH NORTH KOREA.
>> THE FORMER NBAER WHICH I
BELIEVE IS BASKETBALL SAYS HE
WILL NOT TRY TO NEGOTIATE THE
RELEASED OF KENNETH BAY, AN
AMERICAN HELD SINCE LATE LAST
YEAR.
HE IS JUST VISITING, QUOTE, TO
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
SHOULD WE DEPLORE HIS SECOND
TOUR?
DOES A TIGER ROAR?
>> ADORABLE UNTIL ABOUT FOUR
OR FIVE MONTHS FROM NOW AND
THEN IT WILL TEAR YOUR
FACE-OFF AND EAT IT SLOWLY.
IMOGEN -- NOT YOU.
DENNIS SAYS HE IS GOING TO GO
PAL AROUND THERE.
DO YOU BELIEVE HIM?
>> IT IS NICE TO SEE THE
BRO-MANCE ALIVE AND WELL.
I THINK THEY ARE TAKING TOO
MUCH TIME IN THE NEWS AND HE
WANTED TO GET BACK INTO THE
NEWS CYCLE.
DENNIS SAYS HE DESERVES A
NOBEL PRIZE FOR HIS WORK IN
NORTH KOREA AND HE WANTS TO
SHORE THAT UP.
MAYBE A LITTLE BASKETBALL
DIPLOMACY MIGHT DO SOMETHING
MAYBE.
>> ARE YOU DONE WITH THAT
SENTENCE?
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
WILL, HE IS NOT IN NORTH KOREA
FOR DIPLOMACY.
IS HE JUST SAYING HE IS
WORKING ON A STRATEGY TO FIX
THE SITUATION?
OUR ALLEGED PRESIDENT HAS
FAILED.
>> THAT'S SAFE TO ASSUME.
HE IS ALSO THERE TO DEFEND HIS
OWN BASKETBALL LEAGUE.
I THINK THAT SOUNDS FUN.
ITIT IS FUN FOR US.
WE GET TO MAKE FUN OF THE
NORTH KOREANS.
THEY WILL PROBABLY BE
EXECUTED.
JOE, YOUR COMEDY ALBUM IS VERY
POPULAR IN NORTH KOREA BECAUSE
THEY ARE FORCED TO BUY IT.
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FORCED TO
BUY IT ANYWHERE ELSE NOBODY
BUYS THE COMEDY ALBUM.
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEW ALBUM YOU
WILL DIE.
THE THING THAT IS BOTHERING ME
IS HE GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO
TALK ABOUT THE BAD THINGS.
THE STARVATION, I DON'T WANT
TO MAKE JOE DEROSA LOOK BAD.
>> I DO THINK THERE IS SOME
VALIDITY TO THIS CRAZY THEORY
THAT HE MIGHT ACTUALLY BRING
US TOGETHER A LITTLE BIT OR AT
LEAST LOWER SOME OF THE
ANIMOSITY OR WHATEVER.
I THINK THAT'S KIND OF WHY.
HIM KIND OF SAYING I WILL TURN
A BLIND EYE TO THE CREEPY
STUFF YOU DO THAT WE HATE IF
YOU DO THE SAME FOR US EVEN
THOUGH THEY ARE WAY MORE WRONG
THAN WE ARE.
SEE WHAT I AM SAYING?
>> NORTH KOREA DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR
COUNTRY.
>> AT SOME POINT IT IS LIKE
BILLY BATCH IN "GOOD FELLAS."
THAT'S A GUY YOU WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO TOUCH.
>> BILL, ARE YOU A WHITE
VERSION OF DENNIS RODMAN
WITHOUT THE TALENT, BANK
ACCOUNT, NICE CLOTHES ORCA
REAR PAST, PRESENT OR FUTURE.
YOU HAVE TO SYMPATHIZE.
>> I GUESS.
RIGHT NOW I AM FEELING SAD.
I THINK IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND
ACCUSED OF EXECUTING HIS
EX-GIRLFRIEND IT IS A TIME TO
RETHINK THE RELATIONSHIP.
UNLESS THAT FRIEND IS A
DICTATOR WHO CAN GIVE YOU
WHATEVER YOU DESIRE AT THE
EXPENSE OF STARVING MILLIONS
IN HIS COUNTRY.
IN THAT CASE I SAY INNOCENT
UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY EVEN
THOUGH THEY DON'T HAVE THAT
THERE.
>> IF YOU ARE EVER AT A PARTY
AND WANT TO FIND THE MURDEROUS
DICTATOR LOOK FOR THE
CELEBRITY KISSING HIS BUTT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
WHAT IS THE SECRET TO SEDUCING
WOMEN IN -- WOMEN?
JOE DEROSA TALKS ABOUT THAT IN
HIS NEW BOOK.
FIRST, DID AMERICANS SAY YAY
OVER THE CASTING OF GRAY?
PS, GEORGE CLOONEY IS GAY.
IT IS A IN MOVIE! I LOVE IT
IN A SLUMP.
>>> CAN A BAG BE DEPLOYED TO
?RAG AN ASTEROID -- SNAG AN
ASTEROID?
THE BUDGET INCLUDES AN
AMBITIOUS PLAN TO CAPTURE AN
ASTEROID AND BRING IT TO ORBIT
AROUND THE MOON.
AN UNMANNED SPACECRAFT WOULD
TRAVEL INTO DEEP SPACE AND USE
SOMETHING CALLED A CAPTURE BAG
TO LASSO THE ROCK.
NOTE, THIS IS HOW THEY CAPTURE
CRIER STEY ALLEY WHEN SHE --
KIRSTIE ALLEY WHEN SHE GETS
DRUNK.
>> OH NO.
SHE HAS BEEN CLEAN AND SOBER
FOR YEARS.
>> THE ASTEROID WOULD BE
CARRIED TO THE MOON AND PLACED
IN ORBIT WHERE IT CAN BE
STUDIED BY THE CRUET OF THE
ORIEN WHICH IS SLATED TO BE IN
2021.
NASA IS ASKING FOR $25 MILLION
WHICH SEEMS CHEAP FOR THE
OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY A ROCK.
LOOK WHAT WAS IN AN ASTEROID
THAT RECENTLY CRASHED ON
EARTH.
>>> I GUESS THAT'S AN
ASTEROID.
I HAVE A FEELING THAT IS NOT
TRUE.
WILL IF YOU ARE AGAINST THIS
YOU PRETTY MUCH HATE AMERICA.
>> OBVIOUSLY.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS LEGAL TO
LASSO AN ASTEROID.
BUT I DO KNOW IT IS TOUGH TO
SAY.
>> LASSO AND ASTEROID.
IT SOUNDS LIKE A EUPHEMISM IF
YOU WORK IN AN ER -- IF YOU
WORKED AT THE EMERGENCY ROOM
AND THEY SAY I HAVE TO LASSO
AN ASTEROID.
>> IT IS NOT QUICK.
BY THE TIME YOU SAY IT
SOMEBODY IS DEAD.
>> IMMOGEN, ISN'T THIS ONE OF
-- ISN'T THIS ONE OF THE MANY
REASONS WHY AMERICA IS BETTER
THAN BRITAIN?
>> WE WILL CAPTURE AN ASTEROID
WHILE YOU DEAL WITH BABIES.
>> I KNOW IN REAL LIFE BEN
AFFLECK WILL NOT RESCUE ME.
>> BRUCE WILLIS DID THE
RESCUING.
>> WHY CAN'T NASA JUST
CONCENTRATE ON ITS 3-D
PRINTERS THAT MAKE PIZZAS AND
TALK SKEPTICSS INTO THE FACT
THAT CLIMATE CHANGE EXISTS.
>> CLIMATE CHANGE HAS BEEN
FLAT FOR 15 YEARS OF.
>> SEE NASA'S WEBSITE.
>> BBC SAYS THEY HAVE BEEN
FLAT FOR 15 YEARS.
>> I AM WITH AMERICA BY SAYING
NASA IS GREAT.
>> BUT NASA IS WRONG ON THIS.
BUT THEY ARE WRONG ON THE
ASTEROID.
YOU TRIED TO SNEAK IN AN
INCORRECT PIECE OF
INFORMATION.
>> JOE ARE YOU SAD THIS WON'T
HAPPEN UNTIL 2021, AKA NOT IN
YOUR LIFETIME?
>> I AM SAD.
THESE GUYS -- I CAN TELL THEM
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
IF YOU ARE WORRIED THAT
SNAGGING A ROCK IN SPACE IS
ILLEGAL JUST DO WHAT I HAVE
SEEN SCHULZ DO IN THE EAST
VILLAGE WHEN HE IS TRYING TO
SNAG A ROCK AND THE COPS SHOW
UP.
>> AT LEAST YOU SAID ROCK.
>> JOE, THAT WAS THE BASIS OF
MY QUESTION TO BILL.
>> BILL, WHAT IS THERE IS
SOMETHING EVIL IN THE
ASTEROID?
>> THAT SOUNDS MORE PLAUSIBLE
THAN THIS.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN
INSTRUCTION COYOTE GAVE ACME
TO GET THE ROAD RUNNER.
NOTHING ABOUT THIS SOUNDS
REAL.
THIS SOUNDS COMPLETELY MADE
UP.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
THIS IS THE IN THING FOR
CELEBRITIES.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN PARIS HILTON
HAD A DOG AND A PURSE?
NOW IT IS I HAVE AN ASTEROID.
OH NASA, I BOUGHT AN ASTEROID
FOR $500,000 AND YOU CAN JUST
POINT UP TO IT.
>> YOU CAN ALREADY DO THAT.
YOU CAN NAME STARS AFTER
PEOPLE.
>> WE KNOW THAT IS NOT REAL.
>> BUT IT IS REAL TO HAVE THE
ASTEROID IN ORBIT?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IS NOT REAL?
YOU.
>> BILL, TOUCH HIM.
HE IS NOT REAL.
>> THE SCENARIO YOU ARE LAYING
OUT IS SILLY.
>> HE IS NOT REAL.
>> HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE THE
SAME STAR, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE
THERE ARE NEVER TWO PEOPLE
THAT KNOW THEY HAVE THE
STAR -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> DID ANYBODY EVER GIVE YOU A
STAR REGISTRY GIFT?
>> NO.
>> THEN WHO DOES THIS?
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
NO TWO PEOPLE THAT KNOW EACH
OTHER HAVE THE REGISTRY SO
THERE IS PROBABLY ONE STAR AND
IT IS EVERYBODY'S STAR.
>> WHO IS GOING TO SUE YOU?
>> NOBODY.
THE SPACE COMMISSION.
>> STAR JONES.
>> TRINING TWINKLE, TWINKLE.
>> DO YOU LIKE ME, HERE FOR
YES, HERE FOR NO.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T
OFFER THE OPTION?
ANYWAY HILLARY CLINTON TWEETED
SOMETHING.
LET ME REPEAT.
HILLARY CLINTON TWEETED
SOMETHING.
I
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>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOUUUUUNNNDDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> WELL, DO YOU THINK THE
INTERNET CAN CAUSE YOUR LIFE
TO SPINOUT OF CONTROL THE WAY
DRUGS AND *** HAVE?
>> IT SURE HAS TO MINE, GREG.
THE BEST PART OF THIS ARTICLE
AS JUST A GUY WHO COMES
FORWARD BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS
TO COME FORWARD AND BE THE
FACE OF THIS AND RAISE
AWARENESS FOR IT.
TO TELL PEOPLE THEY SHOULDN'T
BE ASHAMED, YOU SHOULD BE A
LITTLE ASHAMED.
IT IS OKAY TO BE ASHAMED
SOMETIMES.
THERE ARE COMPULSIONS.
WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT
IT.
NOT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW
ABOUT YOUR JOURNEY.
>> YOU JUST KNOW INTERNET
ADDICTION IS A WAY OF SAYING
*** ADDICTION.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE
INTERNET?
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH YOUR --
WHATEVER.
THIS GUY WAS SPEND EVERY
WAKING MINUTE AT THE KEYBOARD
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
HIS LIFE SOUNDS MORE
FULFILLING THAN YOURS.
>> I CAN RELATE TO THIS GUY.
IF WE WANT TO HELP THESE
PEOPLE WE HAVE TO CALL IT WHAT
IT ACTUALLY IS WHICH IS TOO
MUCH MASTER BECAUSE AND CALL
IT -- ***.
I CLAIM THINGS AT THE CLIMAX
LIKE UNO! OR YOU SANK MY
BATTLESHIP!
>> I LIKE YATE.
>> I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MORE
OUT OF YOU.
>> I WAS PROUD OF THAT ONE.
>> WE WERE GETTING TO THAT
TERRITORY AND I HAVE TO THINK
OF THE EDITING OPTION.
>> IT SHOULD BE CLEAN.
I KNOW THIS SHOW LIKE THE BACK
OF MY HAND.
I KNOW THE RULES.
THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO.
>> IMOGEN, ONE DOCTOR WHO
THINKS IT IS BUNK WROTE ALL
PASSIONATE, INTERESTS AT RISK
FOR REDEFINITION AS A MENTAL
DISORDER.
IF YOU ARE INTO CROW SHEA.
>> THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SORTING
OUT THIS DIGITAL DETOX THAT
UNDERLING PSYCHIATRIC
DISORDERS I DID THE INTERNET
ADDICTION TEST YOU CAN PICK
THROUGH ON-LINE AND GOT A BIT
SCARED FOR ME.
ONE PERSON SAYS HOW OFTEN DO
YOU CHOOSE TO SPEND TIME
ON-LINE RATHER THAN GO OUT
WITH OTHERS?
HOW OFTEN DO YOU NEGLECT
HOUSEHOLD CHORES TO SPEND TIME
ON-LINE?
ALL THE TIME.
MAYBE I AM ADDICTED TO THE
INTERNET.
>> IT IS FUNNY YOU HAVE TO GO
ON THE INTERNET TO TAKE THE
TEST.
>> THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE
IN.
>> BILL, YOU ARE ADDICTED TO
MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND
***.
IS THIS GOOD BECAUSE IT KEEPS
PEOPLE INDOORS RATHER THAN ON
THE STREETS WHERE THEY CAN
ANNOY US?
>> IF THEY ARE ADDICTED TO THE
INTERNET THEY WILL BE THUMB
BELLING AWAY ON THE
BLUEBERRIESMENT --
BLUEBERRIES.
THE SEX ADDICTION IS NO LONGER
A MENTAL DISORDER AND THEY ARE
TALKING ABOUT THE CAUSE BEING
A DISORDER.
THAT'S THE BIT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE
OTHER.
THEY ARE CHERRY PICKING AND
THAT'S A DISORDER.
>> THEY ARE CHERRY PICKING THE
DISORDERS.
>> THE LEADS FOR THE FILM
ADEPTATION FOR "50 SHADES OF
GREY" ARE OUT.
THE DAUGHTER OF MELANIE
JOHNSON AND DON JOHNSON AND
CHARLIE HANNAM WILL PLAY
CHRISTIAN GREY.
CHARLIE HAMMER SAID, COME ON
IT IS JUST MOMMY ***.
HOW DARE YOU?
I WILL NOT SIT ON TOP OF A
LAUNDRY MACHINE AND SPIN CYCLE
TALKING ABOUT A BALL GAG IN
SOMEBODY'S MOUTH.
DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU HAVE
TRIED IT HAMMER OR DON'T TRY
IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT.
>> WHY DID I KNOW YOU WOULD GO
TO ME FIRST?
>> MAYBE BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE
TELE PROMPTER.
>> HE DOESN'T SEE WOMEN.
>> WHO GOES TO THE MOVIE
THEATERS TO EXPERIENCE
EROTICA?
>> IT WON'T BE WOMEN.
MEN DO.
>> THAT'S MILDLY SEXIST.
>> WOMEN DON'T THINK
VISUALLY.
IT IS ABOUT THEIR MIND.
THAT'S WHY "50 SHADES" WAS SO
BIG.
50 MILLION WOMEN HAVE
CHRISTIAN GREY IN THEIR HEAD.
THEY KNOW WHO IT IS.
THEREFORE THIS GUY WHO EVER HE
IS SOME RANDOM BRIT, COMPLETE
DISAPPOINTMENT.
>> IS IT?
>> YES.
>> I I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
I THOUGHT HE WAS AMERICAN.
MAYBE HE DOES A GOOD ACCENT.
WOULDN'T A BETTER CHOICE HAVE
BEEN DON JOHNSON OR SOMEBODY
WE LIKE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU DON'T
EVEN READ THESE TALK POINS, DO
YOU?
TALK POINTS, DO YOU?
>> I WILL PRETEND YOU BROUGHT
UP EMMA WATSON.
>> WHAT ABOUT EMMA WATSON?
>> DON JOHNSON WOULD HAVE BEEN
A BETTER CHOICE FOR CHRISTIAN
GREY.
I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEE
ANTHONY MICHAEL THOMAS -- BILL
MICHAEL THOMAS OR AN THAN
KNEE -- ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL.
EMMA WATSON WAS RUMORED TO BE
THE GIRL, BUT I'M GLAD.
SHE IS THE ONLY HARRY POTTER
CAST MEMBER WHO LOOKS THE SAME
AS SHE DID THE FIRST MOVIE.
SHE HAS NOT CHANGED.
I AM HAPPY IT IS NOT -- I LOVE
HER.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE RED
HAIRED CHAP FROM HARRY POTTER
IN THE FEMALE ROLE JIE. RON
WEASLEY?
>> YOU DO REALIZE THAT DON
JOHNSON'S DAUGHTER IS PLAYING
THE FEMALE LEAD?
>> OH THAT'S WHY YOU SAID DON
JOHNSON.
>> WHAT KIND OF MOVIE DO YOU
WANT TO WATCH YOU SICKOS.
YOU ARE EITHER PERVERTS OR YOU
DIDN'T READ THE STORY.
>> I WAS WONDERING WHY HE SAID
DON JOHNSON.
>> DONE JOHNSON AND MELANIE
GRIFFITH'S DAUGHTER.
>> DOES PRESIDENT MELANIE
GRIFFITH -- MELANIE GRIFFITH
IS THE DAUGHTER OF JIMMY
HENDRON.
DID I GO TO YOU YET?
>> NO, I AM JUST SITTING
HERE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE
CHOICES?
>> THANK YOU.
HERE IS THE PROBLEM.
THIS WOMAN DAKOTA JOHNSON,
VERY LOVELY.
I'M SURE SHE IS A TALENTED
ACTRESS.
BUT REPORTERS RUIN THIS
BECAUSE I KNOW SHE IS DON
JOHNSON'S DAUGHTER.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER, THIS IS
A VERY LOVELY WOMAN WHO HAS A
DISCONCERTINGLY SIMILAR BONE
STRUCTURE TO SONNY CROCKETT.
I THINK THAT WILL RUIN THE
MOVIE.
>> THAT'S AN INTERESTING THING
WHEN YOU SEE THE MALE -- IS
THAT A "FRIENDS" PLOT WHERE
SOMEBODY WAS DATING SOMEBODY
WHO LOOKED LIKE HER BROTHER?
OR IT WAS "SEINFIELD."
ONCE YOU KNEW THE BROTHER THE
GIRL LOOKED JUST LIKE THE
BROTHER.
OR MAYBE IT HAPPENED IN MY
LIFE.
MAYBE I WAS DATING A GIRL
THATTING LOOED LIKE HER
BROTHER.
THAT'S ME, YES.
THIS HAPPENED WHEN I WAS IN
COLLEGE.
>> YOU WERE DATING DAVID
SCHWIMMER.
>> THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME.
>> THIS HAPPENED DAILY WITH
YOU.
>> I REMEMBER THIS NOW.
OR MAYBE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
BILL, LAST WORD.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I
AM RIGHT NOW.
SPEAKING OF, I MYSELF AM
SHOPPING AROUND AN HOMAGE TO
THIS HOMAGE TO THE "TWITE --
TO THE" TWILIGHT" SERIES SO HE
IS ADDICTED TO SEX AND I CALL
IT "50SNORTS OF YEA."
18 AND OVER KIDS.
>> TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.
DON'T THINK OF LEAVING ME
NOW.
IT IS TIME FOR "THE JOY OF
HATE."
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>>> SHE WILL DISCUSS A SWIM,
BUT NOT ASSAD.
HILLARY CLINTON HAS BEEN
MOSTLY SIGH LEPT ON SEAR --
SILENT ON SYRIA, BUT SHE
OFFERED WORDS TO THE LADY WHO
FREESTYLED FROM CUBA TO
FLORIDA, DIANA NYAD.
THE FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE
WROTE IN A TWEET, QUOTE, BLIND
TO -- FLYING WEAN 1-- BETWEEN
112 COUNTRIES IS HARD, BUT
SWIMMING IS HARDER.
>> ALL RIGHT, I DON'T CARE
ABOUT TWEETS.
THE FACT SHE TURNED AN
ACHIEVEMENT OF SOMEBODY ELSE'S
INTO A -- INTO BRAGGING ABOUT
HER FLIGHT SCHEDULE IS WRONG.
>> IT WAS A DEFINITION OF THE
HUMBLE BRAT.
I AGREE.
IT WAS COMPLETELY WRONG.
IT WAS NOT ABOUT HILLARY, BUT
IT WAS ALL ABOUT HILLARY THAT
SHE HAS BEEN TO 112
COUNTRIES.
THE FACT THAT THE TIMING WAS
SO AWFUL AND SHE HASN'T TACKED
ABOUT ASSAD YET.
NOT COOL.
NOT GOOD.
>> THIS IS GOING TO TORPEDO
HER CHANCES FOR THE NOMINATION
IN 2016.
YOU HAVE BEEN IN TWO
COUNTRIES.
YOU DON'T BRAG.
>> NO, I HAVEN'T.
IN FACT, I HAVE BEEN BANNED IN
BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES IN THE
AIR BETWEEN THE BOTH.
I WAS BANNED BY EACH COUNTRY
AND WAS NOT ALLOWED TO LAND IN
EITHER.
I DIDN'T TWEET ABOUT IT, BUT
OF ALL OF THE TWEETS I HAVE
SEEN THAT IS THE MOST SOLIDLY
WRITTEN TWEETS I HAVE EVER --
SHE GOT IT ALL IN THERE.
SHE HAD A FUNNY SIGN OFF AND
EVERYTHING.
>> SHE DIDN'T WRITE IT.
>> IT WAS PROBABLY WILL WHO
WOULD IT.
>> SHOULD SHE BE IMPEACHED?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
IMPEACHED FROM WHATEVER SHE IS
DOING AT THE MOMENT.
>> YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT
ABOUT HOW THIS IS JUST -- IT
IS INCREDIBLY SELF-CENTERED
THING TO DO.
I DON'T THINK IT IS A
BEAUTIFULLY COME EASE POOED
TWEET
>> A BEAUTIFULLY COMPOSED
TWEET BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO SHE IS TALKING TO.
THERE IS NO AT ANYBODY.
SHE COULD TALK TO THIS WOMAN
WHO SPENT 30 YEARS CROSSING
THE CHANNEL.
>> GOOD POINT.
YOU CAN STOP THERE.
SHE FORGOT THE AT.
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO EDIT THE
REST OF HER JOKE SO SHE DIDN'T
EVEN GO TO THE POOR LADY.
BILL, TWO-PART QUESTION.
ISN'T THIS A WINDOW TO HER
SOUL?
AND WHY DO YOU SUCK COMP?
SUCK SO MUCH?
>> THE FIRST PART WAS THIS WAS
A -- I THINK WE NEED TO FOCUS
ON THE WOMAN SINCE HILLARY
CLINTON FOCUSED ON HERSELF.
THIS WOMAN COULD HAVE BEEN IN
DANGER OF BEING ATTACKED BY A
SHARK.
THE ODDS WERE LOW.
IT IS INTO THE LIKE I GRAVE
DIVED.
MOST OF THE POPULATION HAS
NEVER SEEN THESE GUYS.
>> THERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON THE
SHOW?
E-MAIL US AT FOBS NEWS.COM.
DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING
INTERESTING GO TO FOX NEWS.COM
AND CLICK ON VIDEO.
>>> BACK TO TV'S ANDY LEVY FOR
THE POST GAME REPORT.
HI, ANDY.
>> HI, GREG, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M EXCITED OVER JOE DO
DEROSA'S NEW ALBUM "YOU WILL
DIE."
>> I WANTED TO ASK A COUPLE
QUESTIONS.
YOU SAID THE NEW COMEDY ALBUM
"YOU WILL DIE" IS VERY, VERY,
VERY FUNNY AND A GREAT ALBUM.
>> YES.
>> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT YET?
>> YES, I DID -- NOT.
>> NO YOU DIDN'T.
>> I TOOK IT ON JOE'S WORD.
I KNOW A LOT OF JOE'S MATERIAL
I HAVE SEEN HIM PERFORM A LOT
OF THE MATERIAL ON THE ALBUM.
THERE IS A WHOLE SECOND CD
WHERE HE CAN'T EVEN GET A JOKE
OUT BECAUSE HE IS BEING
HECKLED BY A DRUNKEN CROWD.
THAT'S WORTH THE PRICE OF
ADMISSION.
>> I ALREADY BOUGHT IT AND IT
IS ON MY IPHONE.
>> THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
I REALLY DO.
IN ANDY AND GREG'S DEFENSE I
CALLED HIM SITTING ALONE AND
TELLING HIM ABOUT THE ALBUM.
>> I WILL -- I BOUGHT THE
ALBUM AND YOU WILL GET PAID.
I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO IT.
IT IS A WIN-WIN.
I HELP MY FRIENDS OUT BY
BUYING THEIR STUFF.
>> I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
I HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD IT.
>> I HEARD SOME OF IT WHEN YOU
HAVE SEEN DEROSA, RIGHT?
>> FROM WHAT?
>> WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN DEROSA
DO STAND UP.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING
ON.
>> THIS IS WEIRD.
>> I'M SURE IT IS A GREAT
ALBUM.
ACTUALLY MIGHT LISTEN TO IT.
>> WE SHOULD END THE KISS CAM.
JOE, YOU SAY YOU ALWAYS MAKE
OUT IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE.
>> ANDY, YOU FOR ONE KNOW THAT
IS DEFINITELY NOT TRUE.
>> DO I HAVE TO AB BRAT?
>> I THINK YOU DO.
>> YOU HAVE BEEN THE MAKER
OUTER.
>> I THINK WE HAVE OURSELVES
ANOTHER KISS CAM.
>> I MADE OUT WITH ANDY IN
PUBLIC IS WHAT I AM GETTING
AT.
>> IT WAS SUCH A BAD JOKE.
I WANTED YOU TO EXPLAIN IT.
>> IT WAS AN OBVIOUS, HACKIE
WAY TO TAKE THAT AND I NEEDED
YOU TO GO ALL THE WAY.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT.
I HAVE NEF MADE OUT.
I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT.
PROSTITUTES DON'T KISS.
>> SEE THAT IS BETTER.
>> IT IS LIKE A BATTING CAGE.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE.
I THINK IT IS A PRETTY WOMAN
LIE.
>> WILL, DO YOU THINK THE KISS
CAM IS ON ITS WAY OUT OR WERE
YOU BEING SMUG?
>> I DON'T SEE -- I WILL CHECK
THE PREMISE TO YOUR QUESTION.
>> I THINK SMUG WAS THE WRONG
WORD.
WERE YOU JOKING?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, NO.
DO YOU THINK THERE IS ANY
CHANCE THAT FIVE YEARS FROM
NOW THERE WILL BE A KISS CAM
THERE THAT IS ONLY SHOWING
STRAIGHT COUPLES ?
>> NO, I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.
>> I ASSUME IT IS ON ITS WAY
OUT.
THAT WILL BE THE COWARDLY
COMPROMISE MOVE THESE PEOPLE
WILL CHOOSE.
>> IMOGEN, I CAN ASSURE YOU
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOU OR
ANYONE SNOG BILL.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
DO THEY CALL IT THE SNOG CAM
IN ENGLAND?
>> NO, A KISS CAM.
WE DON'T REALLY DO IT, BUT IT
IS NOT REALLY A THING.
>> IN EVENING -- IN ENGLAND
YOU HAVE A FIGHT M CAY.
TWO PEOPLE EVEN IF IT IS A
FATHER-SON OR FRIENDS THEY
START PUNCHING EACH OTHER IN
THE FACE.
THEY ARE BEATING EACH OTHER
INTO A COMA.
>> MY FAVORITE CAM IS LET'S
TRY TO COME UP WITH A MORE
DISGUSTING WORD CAM.
>> JOE, YOU SAID IF THEY GET
RID OF THE KISS CAM THAT IS
NOT HELPING GAY PEOPLE.
WERE YOU SAYING THAT AS AN
ARGUMENT FOR INCLUDING GAY
PEOPLE ON THE KISS CAM UNLIKE
HOW GREG TOOK IT?
GREG TOOK IT AS AN ARGUMENT
DEFENDING THE STATUS QUO.
>> I AM GLAD YOU WROUGHT THAT
UP.
I WOULD SAY THAT IN DEFENSE OF
GAY AND LESBIAN COUPLES.
IT IS DISGRACEFUL THEY ARE
GETTING RID OF THE CAM.
>> IT IS DISGRACEFUL ON THE
ENTIRE WORLD FOR MAKING THIS
AN ISSUE.
>> DON'T YOU WANT US TO BE
ABLE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT A
GAME FOR ONCE?
>> YES.
>> AREN'T YOU TIRED OF SAY
THING WITH THE RAIN COAT HOODS
UP?
>> YES.
>> HIDING BEHIND THE BUCKET OF
POPCORN.
>> IS THE ESCALATION TO THIS
THAT YOU AND GREG MAKE OUT?
>> YES.
IT, WOULDED A LITTLE BETTER.
>> PRESIDENT OBAMA PUTS HIS
FOOT ON THE DESK.
WILL YOU SAID YOU WILL DEFEND
THE CONSERVATIVE OVER REACTION
TO THIS IN WHICH CASE IT WON'T
BE AN OVER REACTION, WOULD
IT?
>> I SEE WHAT YOU ARE GETTING
AT.
IT IS AN OVER REACTION, BUT IT
HAS BEEN -- IT WAS A LAZY
AUGUST AND WE SHOULD BE
DEFENDING THESE OVER REIS SAI
ACTIONS BECAUSE -- THESE OFF
REACTIONS BECAUSE IT MAX LIFE
GET GOING.
>> WHAT OBAMA DID TO THAT DESK
IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO
CLINTON.
>> THAT'S A GREAT POINT.
JUST SO YOU KNOW MY COMING OF
AGE BOOK IS CALLED "ARGUMENTS."
IT TAKES PLACE AT A LAKE.
>> YOU DO YOU FIND AN OLD
NOTEBOOK IN THE LEAK HOUSE?
>> I FIND A MANUSCRIPT FOR
GREG'S FIRST BOOK.
>> IMOGEN, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND THE PHOTO BECAUSE
OBAMA HAS GOTTEN IN TROUBLE
FOR PUTTING HIS FEET UP
BEFORE.
LET ME TURN THIS AROUND FOR
YOU.
THE OVER REACTION IS SO STUPID
THAT THE WHITE HOUSE KNEW THAT
WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND THEY
ARE TROLLING.
THEY DID THIS ON PURPOSE.
>> MAYBE, MAYBE THAT IS A
CONSPIRACY THEORY GOING ON
THERE.
I DON'T GET IT.
>> BILL YOU THOUGHT OBAMA WAS
SOME SORT OF HOOD ORNAMENT.
>> REALLY?
BECAUSE HE IS BCK?
HOOD?
>> IT IS AWFUL ABSOLUTELY
AWFUL.
IMOGEN, YOU SAID MAYBE A
LITTLE BASKETBALL DIPLOMACY
MIGHT WORK?
JOE YOU SAID YOU THINK THERE
IS SOME VALIDITY TO THIS
THEORY THAT RODMAN MAY BRING
US AND NORTH KOREA COGHT.
NORTH KOREA TOGETHER.
>> DID YOU LOOK THAT UP?
>> I CHECKED ON THE INTERNET.
>> I THINK THERE IS VALIDITY
TO IT.
YOU AND I HATE EACH OTHER AND
SCHULZ BROUGHT US TOGETHER.
>> GREG, YOU REFERRED TO
ORION.
HOW ABOUT ORIEN?
>> THAT'S THE NAME OF MY
DAUGHTER.
>> ORIEN.
>> STICK WITH THE OLD
FASHIONED PRO PRONUNCIATION.
>> IT IS LIKE SAYING MAR GO --
MARGARITA.
>> EXCEPT NOT.
>> YOU SAID NASA IS ASKING FOR
$105 MILLION.
IT IS TRUE.
THEY HAVEN'T RELEASED THE
TOTAL COST, BUT IT MAY BE
AROUND $2.6 BILLION.
>> THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY,
ANDY.
>> A LOT OF MONEY.
>> A LOT OF MONEY.
>> A LOT OF MONEY.
>> AND NASA CONVENIENTLY
FORGETS TO MENTION ROCKS IF
THEY BRING THEM THEY CAN BE
USED AS KINETIC WEAPONS
WEAPONS AND HURLED AT OUR
ENEMIES.
>> I AM FOR IT BECAUSE YOU ARE
MY ENEMY.
>> I THINK I AM OUT OF TIME.
>> I THINK YOU ARE OUT OF
TIME.
>> AND YOU ARE OUT OF TOUCH.
>> AND OUT OF WHATEVER.
>> I CAN'T REMEMBER THE REST
OF THE SONG BY HALL AND OATS.
SPECIAL THANKS TO IMOGEN LLOYD
WEB.
LLOYD WEBBER.
I'M GREG GUTFELD.