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>>Joe: Hey welcome to SourceFed, I’m Joe Bereta
>>Lee: I’m Lee Newton. It’s been a busy
week for you, we know, so do yourself a favor and let mamma and papa-
>>Joe: You promised me you would stop calling
us that.
>>Lee: Let mamacita and papichulo take you on a relaxing, romantic ride through the tunnel
of the five things you missed this week.
>>Lee: Number one, the Duke University student who outed his fellow classmate as being ***
star Belle Knox has a $10,000 offer on the table from CEO of FacialAbuse.com to come
be in a *** of his own with any pornstar of his choosing. We hope we get to see the
look on his face when he gets to set and the director says “okay, open up.”
>>Joe: Two, Radioshack announced this week
that it plans to close 1,100 of its stores, nearly 20% of its locations. So now if you
want to buy double A batteries you’ll only be able to go everywhere else.
>>Lee: Three, In an effort to help clear up
the smog in China, the government has launched drones that will shoot chemicals into the
air to freeze the pollutants cause them to fall to the ground. It will look a little
something like this (clip of Sub-Zero freezing an enemy and shattering them into pieces)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5btpY3YJ6Ds
>>Joe: Four, while introducing Idina Menzel
at the Oscars, John Travolta appeared to slip up and mispronounce her name as Adele Dazeem.
Here, in an exclusive first ever interview is the actual Adele Dazeem. Thanks for being
here. What was going through your mind when you heard John Travolta call your name at
the Oscars?
>>Lee: I was nervous, I mean, I was not ready to be wickedly talented, and I certainly wasn’t
ready to sing Let It Go.
>>Joe: You were there at the show?
>>Lee: I was, I work the curtain. I feel bad because I actually introduced myself to John
Travolta right before he went out on stage. I said, “Hey John, I’m a huge fan, I love
all things Look Who’s talking Too. I’m Adele Dazeem.” he said “Adele Dazeem?”
I said “Adele Dazeem”
>>Joe: So if you were there, why didn’t you come out sooner and tell your story, he’s
been receiving a lot of flack for the mistake.
>>Lee: I suffer from stage fright.
>>Joe: You seem to be dealing with the cameras here okay.
>>Lee: Cameras? Gurghllllllll
>>Joe: Adele Dazeem, ladies and gentlemen.
And lastly, number five: Miley Cyrus took to twitter to bash Katy Perry after her appearance
on an Australian morning show where Katy said that she didn’t enjoy when the pop stars
locked lips. When asked about the kiss, Perry responded, “God knows where that tongue
has been.” To which God said “don’t look at me, we just did some over the clothes
stuff.”
>>Lee: And that’s five things you missed this week. Don’t forget to like this video
subscribe to the channel and click this annotation to stay in touch with everything papa bear
and mammalicious think you need to know.
>>Joe: You promised, and you broke your word to me, and now I don’t know who I can trust.
>>Lee: Welcome to Hollywood, big papa.