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Wake up!
Let me sleep! Let's see my favourite program, "You on T.V.!" With my idol, Manuel Luís Goucha!
Let me sleep... No, let's see!! *Old man noises* Look, he's beautiful. You should be like him.
And now let's make a short break!
We'll come back soon!
Break! Oh, ****!
T.V. nowadays! Full of ads!
Give it a break, honey.
Let's see if they've got new yarn colours!
Are you tired of looking like a potato, but...
You're afraid of surgeries?
You hate healthy food?
You can't stand Julia Pinheiro?
We've got the perfect solution for you! Now you can loose weight in a fast, effective way!
Magical Anti-Potato Pills, the new way of weight loss!
My name is Mr. Zachary
and I really like Magical Anti-Potato Pills.
I'm sexy now, it helped my with the ladies.
Call the number on the screen in the next ten seconds and you'll get not only one, but two free boxes!
it's a recently
Effectively tested on walruses. Only 300/1000 died during the process. We do not assure you'll get skinny. We're not responsible for any deaths related to our product. Magical Anti-Potato pills aren't available in pharmacies since doctors do not aprove them. May contain traces of Uranium.
Is that a walrus (morsa) on the T.V.?
Don't be a meanie, honey.
I should get you some of those.
Now that I see,
You're starting to look like a walrus.
Excuse me?
No!
These ads are nothing but lies!
Uhh, nice legs. Chica guapa!
Excuse me?
You don't like my legs?
What's this?
Veet
Maybe I should get you one of those!
Now that
your legs are starting to look like a forest!
Dumbledore!
How could you?
Yeah, right...
I can look like a walrus, but you can't have gardens on your legs!
Hey, look! Do I see a walrus?
Ha! I didn't know we were on the south pole! Walruses live on the north pole, brainless! Who cares, intelligence is for nerds!
Let's go!
Hey, walrus!
Haha, a walrus...
Do you even lift, bro?
What are you talking about? Walruses don't lift! Only during the mating season...
Which is not going to happen with this one, for sure!
Fat!
Poor kid...
I'm so glad there's pizza in this world.
Pizza saves lives.
Dumbledore!
Don't make noise
while sleeping!
I just met you...
And this is crazy...
But here's my number on the screen...
So call me maybe...
Uhh...
Dumbledore!
Now you're not sleeping, eh?
No! No!
Kiss Destiny... Turn. It. Off. TURN THE CAMERA OFF! NOW!
Bad things happen. Get out of my ad, b****!
I can't stand it anymore... Me neither, I'm so thirsty... ...What's that? It's our salvation! We're safe!
I believe this is more than just an hydration cream! Dumbledore!
What are you talking about?
Nothing, nothing...
Heh fish fish fish!
Good boy,
good boy!
Heh pêxinho!
Fish good, fish good!
Helloooo!
Welcome to D. Rosa's tent!
This fish
here is very "beauty", yeah? He does everything!
Tidies the house,
makes dinner,
treats our skin... everything!
I, Rosa,
had a terrible cold,
And I decided to eat two pieces of this fish
of this fish and in about
five minutes later I felt
anything, anything!
If it wasn't for the fish,
I hadn't no idea what it was! I don't know, I don't know!
This fish is beautiful, beautiful!
Hey man!
This is, so, that your fish over there as nothing to do with meat! My meat, my friend...
This meat brings force and muscles! Aiie! It's not with that fish that people get this! Whaat? Go home!
Leandro's meat is of the first category! And it's hot as the owner.
What the f***?
Is this even a real ad?
Dumbledore,
don't be a meanie!
And watch your tongue!
I should put pepper on your tongue!
Oh my God...
Ambrosio! My belly hurts! Madam. Thank you...
What were you expecting!?
With this
crappy chocolates you've been eating!
Do not eat more Mon Cherri!
But I need chocolate...
And I need to clean your s***!
Ambrosio!
Madam.
Hmm, so good.
See Dumbledore? I told you that the diarrhea you've been having is thanks
to those horrible chocolates you've been eating!
But it's on television,
it should be real!
Mooom!
The guys at school told me I'm ugly...
How am I going to get a boyfriend now?
Don't worry sweetie, you're beautiful!
Those guys are too young to appreciate natural beauty. That's why they say stupid things...
...they're guys. Really, mom? Yes.
NO! Who are you?
Don'y you know who
I am?
Tell my your name, girl. Daisy...
Yo Daisy, my name is Nicki Minaj,
the biggest pop star ever!
And I have the perfect solution for your ugliness! What is it?
Baby, learn with the leader.
Oh my God, I'm so pretty! No darling, you LOOK pretty!
Byee!
Kid these days...
look at that!
Her face looks like a drawing done by a 4-years old!
Noo,
but that lady looks good!
Shut up!
For the first time in the markets...
The Invisibility Cloak
My body is gone! I know what that is.
That's the Invisibility Cloak! I'm invisible?
Dumbledore, is that
you?
Heh, it looks like me!
Do you wanna be... The Boy Who Lived?
Available now in local stores. Be magical. Be powerful. Buy one, now.
Hello. I'm Langa Langa Guru and I'm from Nova Delhi, India.
No way! I'm tired of these ads!
Specially these line ads!
I'm here to help you and maybe I'll change your future.
Argh!
But first,
You'll have to learn some stuff.
As you know, you have two hands. Your right hand and your left hand.
On your right hand you have one line that separates your
past from your future.
And you have the heart line, the love line-
Stop it!
No! I don't want tea!
Come to my place and I'll help you and maybe I'll change your future.
I'll help you with my cards,
with my balls
and with my snakes
if you know what I mean.
So,
deal the number on the screen
and come to my place
and I'll tell you everything you want and maybe I will really change your future.
Deal the number,
and keep calm
and come to the place of Langa Langa.
Keep calm and come again.
Pisca o olho.
Eu não sei piscar deste lado,
só sei do outro!
Então pisca do outro.
Não faz mal, pisca o olho. PISCA O OLHO!
??????
It's just an handsome boy. A gay boy.