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Previously on bionic woman
What is going on Jaime
Just tell me, OK, I need know.
I can`t
What's this?
Sudent ID. You're going to college.
- The transfer student from oxford.
- The merciful T.A.
Tom Gilchrist.
Can I interest you in a tasty beverage?
I'll be right back
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
I asked you first.
You're frickin'F. B. I, aren't you?
You supposed to leave this to us.
What? Are you like a CIA agent?
- Well, what the hell are you?
- I'm with the Berkut group.
They're making the drop.
All right, I'll go down.
You stay up here and cover me.
Don't underestimate me.
- You all right?
- Yeah.
Not a good idea.
What about you?
What's your story?
It's my last night at college.
Can we just hang out?
$250,000 cash.
Walking around money.
Five million in bearer bonds.
As requested.
I've done my part.
Where's the list?
Right, the list.
Move move move!
hurry
move move move!
This one's still alive.
Get the chopper down. I want
him alive and brought to berkut.
Bring it in.
Copy that.
He is? Okay, excellent.
Wait, did you mention me?
What did he say?
Really? Shut up.
Yeah, tonight at 8:00.
Okay, all right, see you then.
Guess who's coming over tonight
for tarantino movie night?
- Brennan.
- Brennan.
- Actually, I think I'm gonna call him.
- No, you are not calling him.
Rule number one, let him call you.
Rule number one? Come on.
There are a list of rules,
and they are ironclad.
Oh, the list of rules.
Okay, I cannot believe
you read that book.
It is seriously anti-feminist.
I'm just saying calling a
guy is the kiss of death.
Even if you thought you
spent an incredible,
meaningful night with somebody,
and they follow that up with
eight days of stone cold silence.
What are you talking about?
The rules.
Let him take the lead. Rule five.
Be mysterious. Rule six.
And don't ever split
the check. Rule ten.
I mean, am I allowed to
vote our own property?
I'm trusting you and your
friends to have a good night, okay?
No smoking, no drinking, no driving.
And more importantly,
no calling brennan.
Okay, you are seriously
way behind the times
you should have a word with him.
I understand you
worked for Victor Booth.
I also understand
you have a wife, children.
The last thing you would want is
for something to happen to them.
What'd you find out?
The sale is set up at the
sahrawi embassy in paris.
Put a team together.
This is the last known
photograph of Victor Booth.
Who's Victor Booth?
He's an arms dealer, among other things.
Doesn't seem to have
any permanent address.
Multiple reconstructive
surgeries. Uses decoys.
Doesn't get photographed, so
nobody knows what he looks like.
That image is eight years old. The only
thing about it is we can see the eyes.
What does Berkut want with him?
Killed one of my men last night.
Our operative was set up as a
buyer for a list we really need.
Somehow victor got wind
of the fact that he was berkut.
He killed him and left the cash.
Which was smart, 'cause
the bills were traceable.
We've since learned he's
set up another buyer.
Learned from who?
The CIA.
I thought CIA and
Berkut hated each other.
We do, but in this case, we're forced to
work together. We need victor's list.
What's on the list?
The identities of CIA
and Berkut operatives.
Now, intel says Victor's
on his way to Paris.
Given the nature of the situation,
CIA's gonna insist that we
send somebody in there with you.
So I'm going to paris with a CIA agent.
- That's right.
- Can I pick who?
This isn't a kickball game, Jaime.
I just thought that, you know,
since time is of the essence,
it'd be good to skip the
getting to know you part
and just hit the ground running.
Tom Gilchrist and I seemed
to get the job done last week.
Okay, you wanna call him?
No, you go ahead. I don't call guys.
You're missing the point, jaime.
Really? 'cause I think
I just kicked your ***.
Discretion. You have to be able to
neutralize the enemy in public
without anyone ever seeing.
Once you're exposed to the world,
you'll lose all value as a weapon.
You know what I love most?
Being referred to as a weapon.
You all right?
hi.
- Tom.
- Jae.
Good luck.
Long time.
Nine days.
So you ready for paris?
Yep.
By the way, thanks for
calling me out in this.
Oh, I didn't call you. Jonas called you.
Okay, so here's the plan. When we
land in De Gaulle, we gotta move fast.
Oh, De Gaulle, ha ha.
I hate Paris. If I'm being honest,
I just I don't get the allure.
I've never been.
You haven't?
Oh, It's the most romantic place
in the world. You're gonna love it.
- Really.
- Yeah, romantic.
My parents took me there when I was 12.
in one day. Gun, mouth.
The Louvre, don't do it to yourself.
- Can we concentrate on the case?
- Let's get down to it.
All right, Jae, you and I will
take Nathan to the safe house
and we'll set up shop with
the rest of the CIA team.
Meanwhile, you're gonna assume your
cover and check into the hotel.
How did Berkut find Victor?
Last week, one of our top
operatives made contact.
He was killed trying to buy the list.
Victor means business.
He sold names before.
The three operatives on
the last list were all dead
And if our intel is correct,
there's over 100 names on this list.
Which means we're talking about
not only american security,
but the immediate safetyof over 100
men and women and their families.
So if we can get those names,
we can protect those people.
So is the sale definitely
going down tonight?
The one thing that we know for
sure is it's happening tonight.
And we need to get a positive id on
victor from among 200 to 300 guests.
So you two have to eye make contact
as many eurotrash toolbags as you can.
And we'll take care of
the rest at the safehouse.
Bring victor into custody
and we keep the list from
getting into enemy hands.
Let's go do it.
Sounds good.
Hey, let's keep it professional,
you two, huh?
you ever seen breathless?
- Jean-luc Goddard?
- No.
I bet you haven't seen a
single movie made before 1983.
The breakfast club?
Thanks for playing. We have
some lovely parting gifts.
We need two rooms.
- I was in turkmenistan
- I didn't know you spoke french.
- No, no, you go ahead.
- That's why I didn't call.
Bad service? Who's your carrier?
I know. It sounds lame, doesn't it?
No, no, it sounds really important.
Well, it was important.
But you understand that, right?
Saving lives, national
security, that kind of thing.
I mean, you're in the game too, right?
Sure.
I gather I'm madame lodato.
Does that make me your wife or your mom?
My very chic wife. I'm a lucky man.
Oh, I almost forgot.
You all right?
Yep.
Look at the view!
Yeah, it's great, right?
Well, since we're a married couple, we
should just watch tv and not have sex.
That's a great idea.
I wonder if they have deal or no deal.
Say it in french.
Um, you know
You don't have to worry.
I'll I'll just
I'll sleep on the couch.
I think that's a better idea.
Bonjour, mi ami.
What's up, Jae!
- Comment c'est va, everybody?
- Nathan.
Wow, they're not very
friendly. This the french CIA?
Wait till you meet their handler.
All right, I installed
the iris recognition software
I got from my friend at
Oh, wait, I can't tell you
where I got it, because then
No, don't say
- I have to kill you
- Because then you have to kill me.
All I need to know is whether this
will effectively identify victor.
Jaime needs to lock on to peoples'eyes.
Once she does, the program
converts the details
of the iris stromal pattern into a
bit pattern, and I can cross-reference.
Once I affirm the match,
I apprise agent summers
so that she can determine the means
to extricate the mark to the jimjam.
You realize that spies
don't really talk that way.
I know. It blows.
I'm just trying to bring back the cool.
Anyway, if jaime meets
victor's eyes, we'll find him.
Victor's altered his
appearance numerous times.
Even if victor has gone
victoria, the program is airtight.
Okay, this biometric technology
makes photoshop look like pong.
Unprecedented false
rate match. Like, never.
Even these geniuses
can't change their eyes.
Wouldn't be so sure about that.
Alexis.
Ruth.
Nice work in Dubai.
Where'd you find your floater?
High school sweetheart.
Jaime summers, that's a new
name. How long has she been
What is she,12? How did you find her?
Happy accident.
Iris recognition.
I doubt your operative can get 200
captures during the cocktail party.
I don't know, our girl is pretty good.
Dude, don't Don't touch my stuff.
There's a lot of
security, but we knew that.
Yeah, packing semiautomatics outside
the embassy is a pretty big deal.
If they're doing that.
Are they?
They are.
So what's the embassy party for, anyway?
Environmentalists.
I didn't know environmentalists
liked to party.
Hey, if we I.D. Victor
before 8:00, croissants on me.
It's gonna be more
complicated than that.
I know. Just trying to lighten the mood.
Jeez.
Jaime
I have to go out in the
field with a clear head.
If I lose focus for a second, I'm dead.
Now, I can handle that
responsibility if it's just about me.
But I can't even begin to think about
screwing up and, as a result, you
Personal relationships
can compromise a mission
I get it. I do.
I like you. I really do.
Look, I think we should just be friends.
Good. Good.
- We haven't even had a second date.
- Exactly.
It's gonna be fine.
Just partners executing a job.
That's right.
I thought you guys said
that brennan was gonna call.
'cause he didn't.
That's a bad sign, right?
Calm down. He's coming over.
You guys'll hang out, we'll watch
reservoir dogs, and you two'll hook up.
The end.
No, no, I don't really wanna
hook up during reservoir dogs.
Okay, I guess I can make that work.
Hey, becca. This is my friend annie.
Hi, rebecca.
It's becca.
Annie didn't even know
who quentin tarantino was.
Oh, shut up.
Sorry, excuse me.
Hopefully the receiving
line's still happening.
That way we can split
up and cover more ground.
Victor could look like
anyone, so we have
Could you zip me up?
The drop needs to happen by 9:45.
We've got to id victor before then.
Security at 3:00 and 9:00.
Surveillance cameras
in the grandfather clock
and ugly flower arrangements.
- Okay, how are you getting that?
- Oh, come on.
What did those guys teach you
at langley, anyway?
Possible target id, northwest corner.
Funny, I would have said by the buffet.
Shut up.
Perhaps we can debate lithuanian
tariffs another time.
Mrs. Varnas is in basle tonight.
Not our guy.
He's about to leave with her
and it's not even 9:00 yet.
Okay.
God.
What do these euro douches have over me?
Wealth, power, dignity.
No match.
Plenty of targets, let's look around.
Him? No
No way, what's this guy, shaolin
monks here. This is a great party.
Why am I not there?
By the bar.
Nope.
No, look at his hands.
They're in the broken zipper position.
Low and in front of the waist.
The sign of defensiveness.
Everything we have on our guy
says he's a sociopath. Cool
And confident.
Okay.
Fernando! Is that you?
May I help you, senorita?
That's so good. He looks like a
fernando. Not him, let's go. No match.
Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
And it's senora.
Now He could be our man.
He's not a diplomat, his shoes aren't
shined, he's not wearing a cummerbund,
and his jacket's one size too big.
Tom, you're an ana
You psychoanalyze people.
Neurosurgeon, and you're a therapist.
We're running out of time.
Drinking, why not? Let's drink now.
This is what we do at work.
Do you know you're at work?
What about him?
Yeah, how about, yeah, colonel
sanders over here? He looks good.
That's a rare vintage in this town.
Only thing I order when I'm in paris.
Drives the french nuts.
So I take it you're not from paris.
No, I just couriered a package
over here this morning.
Got roped into this little get-together.
It's a rental.
Catch his eye.
C'est la vie.
Come on, look her in the eye, come on.
I'm based in D.C. And, you?
I'm a professor at stanford, and my
husband is an art historian
doing research at the picasso museum.
No, I'm here for
the van gogh retrospectives, actually.
She's a beautiful lady. Come on!
What are you doing? He's looking
at everything but your eyes.
Come on, casino royale. I'm shaken
and I'm stirred, okay? Come on.
What's your favorite picasso?
My favorite? Well, no, I'm
focused mainly on the impressionists.
But as an art historian, you must have
at least a passing interest in picasso.
- I like the blue period.
- Yeah, blue period rocks.
Favorite, dora maar au chat.
You know it?
No, I don't.
You'd know it if you saw it.
Look, when I was dropping off
this package this morning,
There was this piece in the secretary's
office. A picasso.
But I can't tell if it's an original.
Maybe you could,
take a look at it for me?
Well, maybe later. We just got here.
Honey, let's see it.
Maybe it's one you don't know.
Attagirl. That's what i'm talking about.
It's close, just one flight down.
Right up your alley.
Thank you. Thanks.
I've got a hunch.
- What are you doing?
- Just go with it.
All right, there we go.
Come on, we gotta get
a clear shot of his eyes. Let's do this.
Right through here.
First door on the left.
Yes, finally.
We have a match.
That's him. That's victor.
See ya.
Come on!
I know it's him.
We lost him.
How?
He locked us in a wine vault.
Getting locked in
a wine vault is a cliche.
And do I need to remind
you that you're bionic?
Yeah, I know, I'm on it.
I'll call you back.
Let me help.
- You've been such a great help so far.
- Pardon me?
Let's go see that picasso.
Maybe it's one you don't know.
Everyone knows that's picasso's
most famous painting. Everyone.
You're the one who went down
picasso road. I was briefed in van gogh.
Then you're like, let's just do
down into this dark basement
- with a strange man.
- Anybody can be surprised.
- It's embarrassing is what it is.
- ***!
You know, the buy is happening now.
Can we just try this together?
What do you weigh, a buck ten?
That'll make a huge difference.
We'll see. Whatever.
Thanks. But I loosened it.
Whatever. Come on.
Did you see that?
See what?
Work with me.
Excuse me.
The only place we could find
a little privacy.
I need you now
to turn around and go up the stairs?
How much am I gonna have to pay
you to look the other way?
- You know, I was gonna do that.
- Sorry.
That's all right. Nice technique.
Thank you.
Let's go.
- I'm just gonna go
- What?
- Gonna go.
- Becca
Look, I'm fine, okay? It's fine.
Jerk!
License and registration.
You're late.
- All right, I'm going in alone.
- You're kidding?
I know you can handle yourself, but
this guy's gonna be armed.
You're not ready for this.
Victor's in that room. That's the
mission. We both have to go in there.
It's too dangerous.
We both knew it was dangerous
before we came to Paris.
- Nothing's changed.
- Yes, it has!
So I'm your trophy spy.
Come on! This is harder than I thought.
Just hang back.
You don't get to corner the market
on brave. We both have to go.
You think you're being a gentleman,
but it's condescending.
Get over yourself.
I'll take him.
- You okay?
- Yeah.
sClear.
There's nothing on him. No list.
It's not Victor. It looks like him,
but it's not him.
Go, now.
Wait, we have to go back for Tom!
There's no time.
Where is Victor?
We had a lock. It's not my fault
she takes out a whole new guy.
Why hasn't Tom called?
Trying to locate his tracking device.
It says he's still at the embassy,
the GPS could have been
knocked loose, left behind.
He's still there. We have to go back
and just go in.
Hello? It's sovereign territory.
Just going in is not an option.
Where did she come from?
You cost me quite
a lot of money tonight.
Who do you work for?
The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Really?
The only reason
you're not dead yet is
I forgot.
Can I talk to Tom?
Tom, it's for you.
I can't believe you called me.
Shut up. Are you okay?
Honey, everything's fine.
You know how much I love
to hang out with the guys.
Don't worry, I'm gonna be fine.
Let me guess,
you want your husband back.
This is the wife, right?
Good for you.
You want him back.
I'm afraid it's gonna cost you
quite a lot.
I do want him back.
And I also want the list.
The list, really?
Really.
$6 million.
Fine.
Great.
One hour.
Go to the cafe Sartre
at the Clignancourt.
3% in cash,
the rest in bearer bonds.
If I see you with anyone else, I'll cut
your fake husband into real pieces.
Does Tom have Victor?
Reverse that.
We can get Tom and the list
for 8 million.
The drop's in 58 minutes.
What makes you think I can get
$8 million in less than an hour?
You can't?
I'm not authorized to release
that amount.
Can you call someone who is?
- Is that a yes?
- Give me a minute.
Whatever. We still have 57 of 'em.
Can you get the money?
I know someone who can.
Can you get me $8 million in,
say, 45 minutes?
Thank you.
It's for the mission, right?
No, I found this great pair of shoes.
You know, being flip
doesn't engender my trust.
It's to buy the list.
I'll authorize the wire.
Nathan knows the account.
Thank you.
Just get it done.
Wait, you're Jaime's boss?
Sorry, she said I should call you
if there was an emergency.
Driving without a license underage and
intoxicated, I'd say that qualifies.
Well, thanks for your help, but I'm
just gonna go call one of my friends
I'm responsible for getting you home.
On the way, we can have a little chat.
- We can't go in after Tom.
- What?
We're not authorized to do anymore here.
My hands are tied.
Your agent's life's on the line,
and that's your response?
This is a ghost mission now.
Tom is solely accountable.
He knows that's how it works.
He wouldn't want us to put
other agents lives in jeopardy.
He's compromised, Jaime.
What would you say if I told you
I'm gonna go in and get him?
I'd say good for you.
Who's gonna have my back in there?
We're gonna be with you
every step of the way, okay?
Are we good?
Absolutely.
You have a mic and earwig.
We can talk to you, you can talk to us.
I don't like you in the market alone.
I won't be alone.
You and Jae'll be covering me.
You just can't be with me.
It's too dangerous to Tom.
Jaime, Berkut is allowing you
to carry $8 million to get the list.
Not to hang out with your boyfriend.
I have a degree in psychology.
Quit playing with that ring.
There isn't time to reinvent the plan.
The list is the only reason we're here.
She can do it. $240,000 in cash.
The rest in bearer bonds. You good?
Drop me here.
So I'm supposed to believe
my sister's selling time-shares?
What are the most popular time-shares?
I'd have to say Arizona.
No, it's too hot.
Old people like that.
I mean, what is my sister doing
selling them?
If I had to guess, I'd say
she's trying to earn a decent living
so she can take care of you.
Great.
I realize why she wanted me to call you.
It's, like, a guilt trip once removed.
Sorry, I didn't mean to lay
a guilt trip on ya.
I have a daughter,
she's accused me of that.
She's probably right, so I apologize.
It's okay.
I'm not into Jaime's list of secrets,
you know?
It's like some things she just
puts on this repeat loop.
And then others
she totally clams up about.
I mean, we're sisters.
Like Okay, her fianc�?
She never talks about him.
And he died.
I mean, that's weird, right?
We're family, we should be able
to talk about that stuff.
Yeah, you should.
Are you gonna say
"Maybe she has her reasons"?
Maybe she does, you know?
Just keep walking
to the center of the cafe.
Fine, but I want you to
Damn it.
Hey, pretty lady.
Care to join me?
Here we are, second date.
Not a cheap one.
How much?
- $8 million.
- God.
I don't mind saying
I expect you to put out.
That's very forward of you.
You must be american.
That looks nice on you.
Don't worry about it.
It's a cubic zirconia.
No, it's not.
Okay, it's not.
- I do have an expense account.
- So it's a write-off.
Now you're making me sound
like I'm not romantic.
I shouldn't have said
any of that stuff on the roof.
- No, Tom, I was way out of line.
- It was complete crap.
I didn't mean
what I said at the embassy.
- About me being condescending?
- Any of it.
I shouldn't have said that stuff.
You can kick some ***.
- I can.
- You can.
God, you're beautiful.
You realize that the minute
that you put the money on the table,
- we're dead, right?
- Right.
And if you didn't bring any money,
we're also dead?
You read comic books as a kid?
I did. I loved 'em.
My favorite was this one
called Freedom Fighters.
There was this great character
called The Human Bomb.
My God.
Bombs, no.
Nobody said bombs.
Great. You want an espresso?
Good evening,
I've got a list of specials.
Bingo, we got it. Pay dirt.
Actually, I'm not that hungry.
Cafe policy,
mademoiselle.
You cannot sit at the table
without paying.
I can pay.
Good.
Get away from me!
- How do I deactivate it?
- You can't.
Now let me check the manual. Can I look?
Give me two seconds.
No. It's a solar fuse detonator.
One of the leads is hot and the other
two are decoys! Pull the wrong lead
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
It's the
Black wire. I'm sure. Yank that puppy.
Wait! Wait!
Yank it!
Lucky guess.
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
Holy
All right. Stay out of the open.
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
Where the hell did you come from?
How the hell'd you get here?
I'm a really fast runner.
So they recovered about $4 million.
The rest is working it's way
into the french economy.
Well,
I was actually carrying $8 million.
So in a way,
I got the list for half price.
Listen. Don't just call me
for money. Call for backup.
This time we came out ahead.
- Could've done better.
- I was thinking about Tom.
I was thinking about you.
- What about the CIA?
- What about 'em?
- You give 'em Victor?
- Yeah.
But they left Tom. They abandoned him.
Frankly, Victor's a lot
better off with the CIA.
By the way, my sister didn't call,
did she?
I gave her your number.
How did you get to Victor
before I did? And
How did you figure out
the explosive device?
Don't tell me you guessed, please.
- I didn't guess, I
- What?
I don't know how to tell you
how I did it.
The time you were working on the wiring,
I should've been scared for my life.
But actually I was just thinking
about how nice your hair smells.
- Okay. You know what?
- What?
I will not wait eight days
again for you to call me.
You've got one more shot at this thing.
Two strikes and you're out.
Rule 27.
Hey, how about dinner?
I mean, we're in Paris and all.
I'd love to, but I have
to get back to my sister.
No dinner the same day
you save a guy's life. Is that rule #26?
That's not a rule.
That's just me needing to see my sister.
I'll call you.
Hello!
You here?
I thought you weren't coming back
till 7:00.
What are you doing
that you shouldn't be?
If you tell me first before I find out,
I might not freak.
I'm not doing anything.
Come here.
Sure this isn't a diversion to get
your guy Brennan out a window?
Please.
Brennan is yesterday's drama.
It's warm.
I put it in the dryer.
I'm so sorry I assumed
you did something bad.
You know, I worry
about you so much when I'm away.
And I worry about whether
I'm doing the right thing.
And I'm just so tired.
I know what you're giving up for me.
For us.
I am exactly where I want to be
right now, okay?
Go take a bath.
I think I will.
Thank you.