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Are you locked from drinking too much Aldi wine?
You can't go wrong for €7.99
Are you dancing like an eejit?
Are you kissing everyone?
Are you chatting up the lads from Ballymun?
So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun
Look to the future now it's only just begun
Are you hanging up your knickers on the line?
Are you going mad because the kids are crying?
Smack the little ***
Tell them Santy's nearly here
Then go and get yourself another beer
So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun
Look to the future now it's only just begun
What will your fella say when he sees you kissing Santa Claus?
Slapper
Are you picking up your knickers off the floor?
Are you scarlet coz you acted like a ***?
Do you know the bloke you're riding?
Or do you even care?
Get your cloths and scarper out of there
So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun
Look to the future now it's only just begun
So here it is Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun
Look to the future now it's only just begun