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All these games I can review.
Let's see, we have a game I already reviewed, a very good game.
Umm.. uh... umm... uh
You know this is a bad game. Yep you just know, you know this great.
Wait... Halloween Racer? What is that?
Greeted with this screen showing all the different languages are Portuguese
Spanish
Italian, German, French
And umm...
Erngrish, Anglelish.
Oh, apparently the game wants to know that.
Is that a witch...? It has a beak.
Ah, now what do I want to name myself?
I'll be mysterious.
So umm... We can choose a Dinosaur flying on a pizza
A man whose wife forgot he was on the clothes hanger.
And we have that Wizard from Final Fantasy.
I'mma be this guy, because he looks the coolest.
Spells? Okay, I think is like the password system. So you know. invalid.
So I can do practice or Champion, wait so I can't be a rookie?
Guess we'll head right into Championship.
So as you see, I am racing against this pumpkin.
Who is apparently very slow.
Umm... what?
Where'd the pumpkin go?
Wait, I'm racing against other things
What was that bird. NOTE: (Was really a bat sorry guys)
One of the main problems in this game is these controls
See you have hold A.
And than go any direction you want.
See a lot of racing games are like this
Expect the problem with this is one
is that you can't see whats a head of you until you're that close to it.
Because of how limited the Game boy was.
And also do the other racers get such a head start?
um
And what is lying here? We're in a volcano, I get this fire.
What.
And there's a snail
*playing and I will always love you part of I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston
Can someone help him out...? Uh, can't go back to save him.
Oh no.
Another complaint I have is sometimes I actually get stuck to the side, see I'll play this footage of it happening.
So after a while of playing
My character decides to call for help
So let's go to the pyramids here, wait what
Wait... WHAT?
I have to do that eight times?
Another complaint I have is that, look, I am going to slow down the recording here, So you can see this.
It takes a while
and it's just a palette swap of the last character until wants change it the
sprite
I'm gonna be Bird on a Pizza.
And now I have do the same thing again?
Wait a minute this characters the exact same.
Wait what...? I am pressing A and B nothings... how do I get off this...? Select...? START! START!?
up let's all
Let's see if this guys any different.
Uh... what?
What.
so apparently every time you stop water comes out his skirt... So that's a thing
Going to back to being him
what are the options here, I can re-enter my name.
Put on the credits. Who made this game?
What were you expecting?
What did you expect something funny no.
Visual Impact made this, what did you think?
JESUS!
Let's see.
So I guess all there is to this game.
What.
Okay, nevermind.
Let's just try one more race -- OKAY, that's happening, the PS3 controller I used for this is out.
I thought it charged while plugged-in to the computer.
Durr.
wait a minute I'm not an Angry Video Game Nerd rip-off, uh screw it.
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