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Introducing: The Nerd gun! Our wide selection of guns priced from $49.99
to $99.99 are sure to make you lose all your friends.
Even if you try to act cool. Yo man, what's up? How's it been? (Pretty
good.) YOU WANNA PLAY NERD!?
Dude, you are such a dork. Don't even talk to me anymore. (But but...)
Due to our high prices, you are sure to throw all of your money away!
It won't protect you from murderers, and it looks totally unrealistic.
Call now and we'll include this free bullet to poke your eye out with!
And if you call right now, we'll even double the offer, that's two friends with no eyeball!