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(Hooves clip-clop) Hi guys my name's Mina and I'm a horse
obviously, obvs, (nickers)
Um for those of you that don't know me, last year
I paid ten thousand pounds to have
this unicorn horn surgically implanted on my skull. So...
er so yes I am post operative
but I do consider my heritage to be horse (nickers)
Um anyway um I'm sorry I'm a bit upset today guys
because I just heard some really bad news from my BFF
Annabell Anne my Best Friend Forever and she heard from Samantha
my BFS my best friend sometimes that my ex BF
my ex boyfriend Blaize actually died. Yeah that's right guys he
um he died. I mean to be honest it's not like totes upset because like we were
really cas', but the thing that is upset' is what they did to his body afterwards
so I'm trying to be like really cool about it
you know I think it's like really import' to remain dig'
in the face of adverse' so in the spirit of dignified
protest I'm quite simply going to do
a massive *** in this bag and leave it in the frozen
food isles. Every little helps.