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'love is like a fest of sweets. marriage is the bitterness of the neem' (tamil song)
can you please 'off' it?
what?
Why didn't you talk to aunty revathi when we saw her at the shop?
Why were you so anti-social?
I hate that woman's family! why should I talk to them?
everyone asked me about your anit-social behaviour. I felt embarrassed.
You should have told them that your husband is in a bad mood.
Why are you in a bad mood now?
Why is there a need to buy gold today? I feel so tired after my work and I spent one hour looking for a carpark slot earlier.
Today is a good day to buy gold.
Marriage is a garbage pit (tamil song)
Oh..so now you don't feel tired right?
The guy who told you to buy gold today, mentioned another important fact.
Who? what did he say?
He said that today is a good day to watch soccer.
What happened, anita?
What is this?
you called me for this? I thought something happened to you! do you have any common sense?
do you have any sense? Why did you leave the half-eaten bread inside the fridge?
I couldn't finish everything for breakfast.
why are you quarrelling for this small issue?
Is responsibility hidden in this bread?
why did you leave the wet towel on the chair?
why did you throw that now?
why didn't you pay all these bills? aren't you suppose to do it last month?
I am not a dog to listen to whatever you say.
you could have told me earlier if you have forgotten to pay them.
Why are you annoying me with your demands?
I have no peace of mind in this house.
where are you going now?
I am going to die. you go to hell as well.
what are you doing?
machan, i was praying for you.
don't irritate me. I am very frustrated.
I was about to call all our friends since divya has gone overseas for 2 weeks. Thank god, you came! don't worry. have a seat.
why is it wet?
oh... I just threw the wet towel on the sofa after shower. you just sit next to it.
my pants are wet now.
Why are you always yelling like my wife? Go to my room and get a pair of shorts.
Hey what is this?
what happened?
oh, you mean this mess. divya told me to clean the cupboard. I have yet to clean it.
Even if we are given 2000 years to clean up, we will only do it the day before wives return home. Don't you know that, machan?
Why are you laughing?
I understand your sorrow and pain.
Divya tortures me as well.
do you know how happy I am for the past 2 weeks?
I can't take it. Tears of joy da machan.
divya tortures you as well?
Let it be Divya or trisha (famous tamil movie actress) Girls seem to be understanding when we are friends with them. After marriage, everything is gone!
cleaning shoe rack on mondays. cleaning prayer room on tuesdays.
it is even more torturous on weekends. We need to attend 1008 unnecessary relative functions.
Why is it so?
because....
What is it?
This is 'santhanam' ( context: famous tamil movie comedian). Santhanam is the solution for all love or marriage problems.
Love is like shah rukh khan (bollywood hero) marriage is like mansoor ali khan (tamil movie villan)
Why aren't you drinking? Will your 'mansoor ali khan' scold you?
why is it so stuffy?
switch on the fan then.
why isn't the fan working?
fan is not working da, uncle.
why didn't you fix it then?
hey i think you caught 'divya virus'. Don't ask me too many questions!
hey i think you caught 'divya virus'. Don't ask me too many questions!
didn' you say divya virus? and that you are happy for the past 2 weeks.
did I say so? Did I?
do you know the truth, ashwin? I really love her so much da.
She is short-tempered.
But she apologizes first.
She is my 'sweetest baby'.
I am sorry. i will not do such silly mistakes anymore.
why? what happened?
I reflected on my actions and realised that it was my mistake.
Don't tell me that you realised your mistake. would anyone in their right frame of my mind ask his wife to die?
I decided that we can both die together.
have you seen 'punnagai mannan' (tamil movie)? I am kamal. you are rekha.
even then, I (rekha) will die. You will survive and happily dance with revathy (2nd heroine of punnagai mannan) right?
idiot! stop talking nonsense. you look tired. rest first.
you seemed to be sad as well?
how do you know?
I can see that from the amount of chocolates you have eaten.
i want chocolates too.
Not that one. Chocolates on your lips...that's enough for me.