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I DO HAVE ONE FRIEND
WHO ACTUALLY IS HOME.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
HIS NAME IS GAUTAM SAI, AND
THE GOOD THING ABOUT HIM--
WELL, THERE'S TWO REASONS THAT
I'M GOING TO CALL HIM.
ONE IS THAT HE'S A GENIUS ON THE
COMPUTER.
THE SECOND IS HIS FATHER
IS A SWAMI IN BOMBAY, AND
"MILLIONAIRE" IS ACTUALLY A
VERY BIG SHOW IN INDIA, AS FAR
AS WHAT I'M TOLD.
ONE OF THE TOP SHOWS OUT THERE.
AND SO ALL OF HIS FOLLOWERS
HAVE GONE TO THE TEMPLE AND LAID
DOWN FRUIT AND FLOWERS--
JUST FOR MY FRIEND SAI, FOR HIM
TO DO WELL, IF I DO CALL HIM.
SO HOPEFULLY...
Meredith: OH.
TRYING TO GET ALL THOSE BASES
COVERED. EXACTLY.
[AUDIENCE CLAPS]
>> SO I'D LIKE TO CALL HIM--SAI.
Meredith: GIVE ME HIS NAME
AGAIN.
I'M SORRY?
>> SAI.
Meredith: SAI.
>> YES.
Meredith: OK, WE'RE GOING TO GET
SAI ON THE LINE.
[PHONE RINGS]
>> HELLO?
Meredith: HEY, SAI, IT'S
MEREDITH FROM "MILLIONAIRE."
HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, MEREDITH.
HOW ARE YOU?
Meredith: I AM GREAT.
YOU KNOW THAT I'M HERE WITH OGI?
>> I DO, YES.
Meredith: AND HE IS, UH, I MEAN
YOU KNOW HOW SMART HE IS, BUT
HE'S QUITE SOMETHING.
HE'S GOING FOR $100,000 HERE.
>> OK.
Meredith: AND NOW HE FINALLY
NEEDS SOME HELP.
>> MM-HMM.
Meredith: OK, YOU HAVE
30 SECONDS.
OGI, YOUR TIME STARTS NOW.
>> QUOTE, SEVEN YEAR ITCH,
QUOTE.
QUOTE, SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE?,
QUOTE;
OR QUOTE, ISN'T IT DELICIOUS?,
QUOTE;
OR QUOTE, WANNA JOIN ME?, QUOTE;
OR QUOTE, "AREN'T YOU EXCITED?,"
QUOTE.
OK, WHICH ONE OF THOSE IS IN THE
MOVIE "SEVEN YEAR ITCH?"
"SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE?"
"ISN'T IT DELICIOUS?"
"WANNA JOIN ME?"
"AREN'T YOU EXCITED?"
>> ISN'T IT--