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RUBY: I was up all night thinking about Mrs. Gooje
and her poor starving fake pets.
Victims of the Nigerian scam.
I know two things about whoever did this.
One: He -- or she -- sent the scam emails from this very school.
And two: this creep just came into money.
When did Griffin get an iPhone?
When you finish completeing your sheets
be sure to include your password
so I can grade your work.
Griffin!
Is that noise coming from here?
No, Ms. Springer, sir.
I was bird watching this morning, Griffin.
Do you want to know what I saw?
A little baby blue jay
squeaking and chirping and making quite a racket.
And then, WHOOSH!
a Cooper's hawk swooped in
and snatched that little birdie right out of its nest.
What happened to it?
Let's just say it won't be squeaking again.
Which is exactly what's going to happen to your game.
Next time.
RUBY: Is that a smile?
Unexpected exams -- that's Ms. Springer's M.O.
Giving Griffin a second chance?
Totally out of character.
Smiling?
Unheard of.
Ms. Springer.
Currently the I.T. teacher at the Dragon Academy.
Formerly the dictator of a small military regime.
What is she writing?
Ah!
**LAUGHTER**
Oh Ruby!
Sometimes you're so clumsy.
Are you all right?
Diana Noughton.
Perfect hair. Perfect teeth.
Perfect witch.
I'm Ruby Skye.
Class recycling monitor.
Vinnie.
Janitor.
I have to check this bin.
It may have been tainted with wax paper.
I'll Rock Paper Scissor you for it.
Unless you're chicken.
You're on.
One.
Two.
RUBY: See that hand?
Smooth skin.
Nicely manicured nails.
Clean.
Not the hands of a janitor.
Three.
Paper covers rock.
I win.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
No one throws paper first
They throw rock first.
But everyone knows that. See?
So I knew you'd throw scissors to throw me off
which is why I threw rock.
Ah. Beginner's luck.
You're new here, aren't you?
Yeah, started last month.
What did I tell you?
Those aren't the hands of a janitor.
There's a toilet overflowing in the boy's bathroom.
What's that?
Yeah.
Yeah. It's a go for Vinnie.
Copy that.
10-4.
Sorry.
Janitorial emergency.
You'll have to handle the boy's room yourself.
He totally faked that walkie talkie conversation.
You got that, huh?
You're getting good.
Vinnie definitely doesn't want to be a janitor.
Yet he is.
What's up with that?
It's no big mystery.
But you said so yourself.
He doesn't want to clean the toilet.
Hearts and flowers?!
Intriguing.
Take a look...
Looks like Ms. Springer's in love.
BIRD SOUNDS
CHILD'S VOICE: Daddy! No!
MAN: Laughter.
MS. SPRINGER: Yoo hoo!
MAN: Yoo hoo!
This is Ms. Springer's crush?
I can't believe it.
Could Mr. Hearts and Flowers
actually be a Nigerian Prince?
KNOCKING.
Griffin! Wait till you hear what happened.
Guess who I saw.
New iPhone. Now a new TV?
What? Did you dad win the lottery or something?
Hah. No.
Then where'd you get all this new stuff?
Borrowed it.
From my uncle's friend.
Did you catch that?
The way his eyes move to his left?
Our right?
But why is Griffin lying?
To me?
So who did you see?
Ms. Springer.
She was out in daylight?
Scratch the vampire theory.
She met a man.
They kissed.
He's still alive?!
Why is Griffin researching the Nigerian scam?
No way.
Not Griffin. Come on.
I know this looks bad.
He's been lying to me.
He has all this new equipment that he can't afford.
He goes to the Dragon.
But that does not mean that he stole Mrs. Gooje's money.
Next time on Ruby Skye P.I.
It's almost like he's trying to hide something.
May I?
Tear the heads off rodents.
Oh but, sweetheart.
Snip snip.