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Just give me the gun, ok? It's gonna be alright. Just... just calm down. Give me the gun.
Slowly! It's ok, just give me the gun.
There we go. That wasn't so hard now was it? Don't worry, you can go ahead and get up.
The windows here are bulletproof. Don't worry, I have plenty of people who have
the same fear as you do. That's why I had these installed the other
day! Come on! It's ok, don't worry!
Come on, don't worry! You can get up on the couch.
There ya go! See? No, no, that bird is not going to shoot you.
It's ok. Alright? Just calm down, calm down.
So now, why are you so afraid of this thing? What are you afraid of?
Paranoid Patient: Did you know... that the M95 .50 Caliber can shoot... through bulletproof
windows? Doctor: Mhm, I did know that. That's why these
are double enforced with a forcefield. I actually went to Star Wars Land and I got
you a force-field, because I knew you would like that.
Don't worry, it's ok. No one's gonna shoot you. Your sniper days are over. Just find
a place where you can be happy and then just go there and--
Patient: Like an armored room? Doctor: Yes. An armored room with fluffy bunnies.
Patient: An armored roo-- A physical one or in my mind?
Doctor: A physical is one that our mind creates. There is nothing true in this world.
All that you have to do is what's true in your mind and then you'll be safe. Go to an
armored room with no windows and no lights and fluffy bunnies crawling all over you.
And now the fluffy bunnies are feeding you chocolate.
*Patient sighs* Don't you feel nice now?
Patient: Yeaaaaah Doctor: Mhm. I remember when I had this fear
a while back. I had to imagine bunnies. Mhm. It even helped-- oh, oh. What do you
see? Patient: ...Bunnies...
Doctor: Bunnies, that's right. Now don't you feel better now?
Patient: Yeaaaaaaah Doctor: So now here's what I want you to do.
Whenever you have the fear that you're gonna gt shot by somebody, I want you to go to that
armored room with no windows and no lights and fluffy bunnies in ties feeding you chocolate.
Can you do that for me? Patient: Yeeaah...
Doctor: Ok, ok. You gonna be better now? Patient: Yeah!
Doctor: Ok, ok. Next week we'll talk about your mother. Okay?
Patient: Ok Ok
Ok Doctor: Now, go make sure you talk to the
receptionist on the way out. She'll give you a sucker... For being such a good person.
Patient: Is it a prescription for a sucker or is it just a sucker?
Docter: Oh, no, it's just a sucker. Ok
Yeah
Docter: Have a nice day!
I'm not going to get shot. I'm not going to get shot... Fluffy bunnies... and chocolate.
*gunshot*