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Hi, how are you?
Well thanks, and you?
Not bad. Where are you going today?
Well, this afternoon I'm going to Brazil.
You're going to Brazil! You're pulling my leg, right?
No, really. I'm flying from Cardiff to Rio de Janerio at 4 o'clock this afternoon.
What are you doing in Brazil?
I'm going to the Welsh space station on the space elevator, and then on the space shuttle Mimosa 5 to the Welsh moon base by the Sea of Tranquility.
Are you mad!? There's no need to go all the way to Brazil and on that old space elevator. Haven't you heard that it's possible to the moon directly from Wales now?
Really?
Yes. Don't say anything to anybody, but we have a space ship that can go from here to there in a day.
Great! Why haven't I heard about that?
Well, it's top secret, of course, and that's one of the disadvantages of being a vegetarian.
What do you mean?
The butcher's is the source of all rumours and news, and because you're a vegetarian and don't buy meat ...
Fair enough. How do you know?
I heard in the butcher's, of course. Siôn's mum was buying sausages, and ...
What kind of sausages?
Ostrich sausages.
Ostrich! Where do they come from?
From the farm of Hamish the haggis hunter from Harris in the Hebrides, of course. Anyway, Siôn's mum said ...
Which Siôn? Siôn from Llanfihangelodanycymylau or Siôn from Craigeirwonyrhenafrhebeigodro?
No, Siôn from Llandafyddygaregwen
I don't know that Siôn.
You sure? We were all in the same class at school.
Oh, that Siôn who's going out with Myfanwy from Lanfairygwcwfachffolog who works in the school in Aberadda.
Yes. Anyway, Siôn's mum said that Siôn's sisters boyfriend heard about the space ship from someone in the pub.
Which pub?
The Blue LIon.
Bye.
Bye.