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When Buffy, Hermione, Katniss, Lisbeth, Michone and Bella...?
Move into one house, it's an utter BAMFgasm of awesomeness! It's the BAMF Girls Club
Lately,
Hermione has been getting about as annoying as a fungus demon.
Dragon's Blood is not to be used in Curry, Lisbeth.
My robe is not a bath mat.
all elderflower wine marked "Hermione J. Granger," is property of Hermione J. Granger!
and the "J" is for Jean.
I figured what Hermione needed was some sweet loving from someone who could handle her ... potion jar.
- BUFFY She's here! - HERMIONE Who's here?
- BUFFY: Your surprise. - HERMIONE: Oh, a surprise for me?! I hope it's arithmancy books.
- BUFFY: You are going to flip! - BUFFY: yaaah! Willow! - Willow: Buffy!
Ok, ok, ok... Willow meet Hermione. She is a British witch. Hermione meet Willow. She is a Sunnydale witch!
So nice to meet you, Her-Hermione.
Oh, yes! Such a pleasure to meet one of Buffy's friends...
Oh, do you hear that? It's the oven.
Buffy Summers must take social cues from a dirigible plum.
She means well, but honestly, I have repeatedly expressed no interest in her friend Willow.
Zero interest in any witch. I love Ronald.
You know, it's amazing, all of these herbs are from the backyard. We didn't even know what we were sitting on.
Silly producers.
Gee, you know, it's nice to work on spells with someone again. Pass the warthog fang?
Yes, absolutely.
Actually it's quite nice to have another magical person in the house again.
Not such a nightmare after all, huh?
- Hermione: No, no. That's not what I meant! - Willow: It's okay.
I know Buffy sometimes gets the matchmaking wrong.
Yes, that's it exactly! I'm so glad you understand.
Gosh, your wand's beautiful. I've always wanted a wand. They seem... nice.
Oh, it is very, very nice.
Would you like to hold it?
Gosh, your wand's perfect. Like you. Did I say that?
Aw, this is so Willow and Tara 2.0!
No, no! We were just experimenting... with potions!
For the last time,
I love Ron.
I, Hermione J Granger, love Ronald Weasley
I love him, even if his hands aren't as soft as swan feathers!
I am the matchmaking Slayer! This is so about to get locked in. Just one more ingredient:
Alcohol.
Ask her.
Are you sure you don't want to join us Hermione? It's all in good fun.
Ah, no, I have lots of reading to do.
Hermione's not the biggest fan of fun.
I am the queen of fun! I've been drinking butterbeer since age thirteen. Give me that.
Here's how you do it
knock it back, real quick, like this..
Oh, this is like medicine, but better, Woooh!
slytherin slimy toenails, what happened?
Sorry to wake you. Just needed to use the little girl's room.
HOLY HIPPOGRIFFS!
Ugh, feels like I took a hit from a Hexil Beast. How do you feel?
Nothing! I feel nothing. Nothing happened between Willow and me, absolutely nothing.
Get a grip.
I'm totes bummed that nothing worked out between you guys either.
but Lisbeth just followed her heart, unlike someone I know.
Apparently, Willow has a thing for computers. Not that it's any of my business.
Except that wands are obviously the superior.
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She's a tough nut to crack, but she's cute ... in a tortured, deadly kitty sort of way.
The new witch is adorkable...
Ah, well. No harm, no foul. Right. I have my Ron. Willow has her... Lisbeth. All is right in the universe.
Can these BAMF girls out-BAMF themselves?
Find out in next week's BAMFier, more BAMFtastic, FAMFsical episode.
I guess if she was a computer operating system, she'd be Unix And I'd like to unzip her heart.
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