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one of the most fun stories that we've done until a few since i came on uh...
to cohost with the anna probably the cosmos sex advice story that we did
just a couple of months ago where we covered some of the absolute worst
sex advice that they provide
uh... apparently doesn't do it too because i've received a couple of tweets
since we posted that video
uh... cooling means you more ridiculous sex advice from cosmo hot now i don't
want to leave you all hanging so i've assembled a few of what i think or the
absolute worst
examples of sex advice from cosmo magazine
and honestly it was not difficult because there's all the lot pretty much
every month
uh... but this stuff is obviously fun
uh... so we've got a few here for you that i'm gonna cover
now the first
this comes from article i'm titled how a compliment and naked woman
now uh... actually think that that's worthy
of writing about in the a magazine and the reason i think that is because
obviously advertiser reno's
uh... people feel pretty vulnerable when they pick up when they're naked
uh... with the person for the first time
and how you react to that ken
have a pretty big impact on their self-esteem um... i'd know that some
girls reactions to see me naked
has just devastated me for days
so it's important to compliment them in the right way
however the advice the cosmo provides on the subject is less than helpful
uh... note says
she's heard by sas before still have to take up a notch to make her feel like
the hottest girl you never liked laid eyes on
uh... that may be true you probably don't want just a nice *** that kind of
demeans there i think they did
however they tell you to tap her butt
and say things like
your *** so f in hop by just one bite it
that really that much better it's open for the hot
as opposed to nice ***
that's the best that these sex perfect house no can do of
i needed to step up from what i normally say but
it says
former *** joint compliment oppressing of president pretty sensitive
about that
uh... well you've got also brats
into wrong industry i think if it's that easy to get a job writing for cosmo
look i don't know what i would say they're it's been awhile since i've seen
any uh... but i think i could come up with something better than that and i
wasn't even like an english major they go on
to complimenting her face you know once you get away from the *** parts the
body
uh... your eye color is so gorgeous
you belong to slashes
uh... and now it the person who wrote this response to that
asos your eye color so gorgeous sounds a little bit robs the lotion on its skin
uh... you compliment someone's i suffer i'd color specifically that's like
complimenting their fingernails ur
burn you think i do that that's almost creepy actually
or complimenting their knee caps or something it seems too much like you
want to separate that part of the body
and keep it in some sort of
macabre collection or something like that uh... so unfortunately if you're
looking for advice on how to compliment naked woman
you probably don't want to go
to cosmo
i would probably ask some of your female friends uh... although you do run the
risk of looking somewhat ridiculous even bring up the subject now because cosmo
lows to give women advice on what to do in bed
um... they had an article about
king light
sex moves you can use
uh... incensed because that your course healing is ralph sweet pure little
virgins who've never actually do anything ***
kink apparently
isn't quite as thirty uh... so they give you some kinkel lights x moves you can
use
out let's see
now the first one is pull off his boxer briefs with your teeth
if you simply write better if you simply read that
that sounds pretty hot
i think we can agree
you know i mean anything that puts a woman's face closer to a man's crotch is
something that you can probably get behind
or in front of
however if you actually think about the logistics of doing that
has the person who written is actually tried to do that
now look i've never pulled off
someone's boxes with my teeth
uh... brian as it would be difficult
it lays flush to the skin
most people's teeth don't protrude an angle that would help cooking that
so one of the the sort of running things for all this advice is that the one of
these things sound good but if you actually picture doing them
maybe not so much
uh... we've actually got a great example of that right here
uh... hand and ice pop in tel aviv use it on your body
licking off the remnants afterward
then slip a *** on it
so you don't get a yeast infection that's responsible of them
i havent sliding in and out of you
how are you interpret *** on ice
and it you know the liquids gonna get all over your still gonna get the yeast
infection says here
uh... you're probably going to get a blue raspberry eastern section actually
which doesn't sound quite so bad uh... i think someone in my dear friend that
that sounds good look we see these romantic movies where men and women are
using based on each other
um... they write
approximate had wanted to experience the kind of positive involving it
but that doesn't mean you use it as some sort of three using *** or something
like that i'm lyn vaughn industry visiting pelican with almost anything
and it will sell on cosmo
of hope
look really to bring it back to what i said in the the video couple of months
ago
uh... one of the problems if your cosmo magazine is that you have to put out
articles like this every single month
and unfortunately men and women don't grow new body parts you know uh... every
year
seem pretty much have to work with the same equipment
they're really only so many ways that you can manipulate
twist and turn things
uh... and so i guess you have to go see it up
with you know
condoms on all use uh... with using your teeth on their boxers there was one
other that i want to get to
they say put on a state reported act out the sex scenes as they're happening
i have sort of mixed feelings about this one
under the right circumstances bacon
could be pretty good
you know if you don't do anything too crazy
uh... the problem is that
first of all women already have unethical complex built up about both
their bodies and their *** performance based on what *** has done
to the average man's view of sex
uh... it's difficult for women to leave the pup
to what sex is sort of are laid out for them we had a commoner and clip
uh... talking about his supporters are insects and whispering decided that it
hasn't had an overall great effect on it
i'm so encouraging women to go out and try and specifically to match what they
see important
i think is kind of irresponsible for magazine the jeered at empowering women
but beyond that
namco here uh... a wise man once said civilization is the ability to
distinguish what you like that from what you like in *** i think that
most responsible men will eventually developed an ability to differentiate
between the two
uh... and encouraging women to not see that
differentiation i think is a bad idea
uh... the quote was on a knock on the repeated his actually
quite disgusting and how explicit it is
but like i said under the right certain senses maybe not so bad some of the
*** positions
difficult to get into idon't persuade the flexibility uh... if you were able
to
feel free um... but certainly don't fill obligated to just because you've read on
the cover of a magazine they had likely have a shell
you know selma blair on a sold obviously is very silly if you're really
interested improving your sex life improving your relationship
i don't think that you know that a cosmo for advice
quiz seven pride also not going to come to me for advice and that would be smart
of you not to uh... but these are fun you know continue to tweet need
uh... links to these sorts of articles if you find them
uh... whether or not we actually cover them on air i was gonna kick out of
reading this terrible advice uh... and let me know what you think if you have
some sex those that you got from cosmo than actually works for you
and didn't involve
freezing *** or marbles or some other weird *** apparatus or something like
that
you can let us know
you can discuss it in the comments down below as i said you can't read it to me
uh... and interested to hear what you guys think about the second installment
of horrible house must sacrifice