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>> LOOK UP IN ESPANOL HOW YOU
SAY, "I WANT YOU TO DEFLOWER
ME." WELL, I'M A BIT OF A
PRANKSTER, SO WHEN ANGELICA'S
CAR WAS GETTING TOWED FOR THE
86th TIME, WE DECIDED TO TAKE
HER PHONE THAT SHE LEFT ON HER
DESK--HOO HOO HOO! TONIGHT'S
GONNA BE THE NIGHT. IT'S NOT
JUST GONNA BE THE TIP BUT THE
WHOLE THING! ANGELICA HAS A NEW
BOYFRIEND, SO I'VE DECIDED TO
MESS WITH HIM AND HER A LITTLE
BIT.
[BEEP] ME. [BEEP]. HELLO! DID
ANYBODY TEXT YOU?
>> OH, MY GOD! WHO TEXTED THAT?!
>> HA HA HA!
>> OH, MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND
THAT I WAS GONNA
GIVE IT UP TO HIM TONIGHT.
NOW HE'S GONNA EXPECT MORE THAN
JUST A TIP.
>> WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> "HI! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
CAN'T WAIT TO *** THE [BEEP]
OUT OF YOU."
>> HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
>> ♪ OH, SHE'S EVERYTHING I NEED
SO SURE I'LL MAKE THE MONEY
IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED
YOU KNOW I CAN GET IT ♪
>> GOOD MORNING, BUTCHIE!
>> LOOK STRESSED. LOOK STRESSED.
>> HOW ARE YOU AT CMEG?
>> DOING OUTSTANDING.
>> HELLO.
>> GOOD MORNING!
>> YAY!
>> HELLO! ANGELICA, IT'S SO NICE
TO SEE YOU NOT AT THE FRONT
DESK.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> SHE'S DOING A REALLY GOOD
JOB.
>> I HOPE ANGELICA HONORS THIS
PROMOTION AND TAKES IT
SERIOUSLY WHILE STEPHANIE IS OUT
WITH BREAST SURGERY.
OK, LET US HAVE OUR MEETING.
>> I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM
MICHELLE. SHE SAID, "I HAVE TO
TAKE A PERSONAL DAY."
>> JUST NOW?
>> YEAH.
>> TELL HER FINE. I MEAN, IT'S A
LITTLE BIT...
>> SHORT NOTICE.
>> EVERYBODY'S GONE.
>> WELL, IT'S JUST--IT'S BAD
TIMING BECAUSE STEPHANIE IS
STILL OBVIOUSLY ON MATERNITY
LEAVE.
>> HA HA HA!
>> I MEAN, ON *** LEAVE. THIS
IS GONNA BE AN AMAZING WEEK
BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED TO DO
SOMETHING. YOU KNOW HOW ONCE A
YEAR WE ALWAYS DO A MIXER? BUT
WE MAKE IT TOMMY'S ART SHOW, SO
IT'S AN ART SHOW THAT CMEG WILL
PUT ON FOR TOMMY.
TOMMY AND I HAVE HAD A TOUGH
COUPLE OF MONTHS. I THINK WE
SHOULD GO SEE A THERAPIST. IT'S
MY HOUSE, SO I PAY THE MORTGAGE.
>> IF WE'RE GONNA GO THAT WAY...
>> ARE YOU SAYING THAT HE LIVES
IN YOUR SPACE AND YOU PAY FOR
IT?
>> RIGHT.
>> YEAH.
I'M ON DATE NIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> NO. HE'S LEAVING THE TABLE.
ALL RIGHT. I GOT TO GO.
I WANT TO SHOW TOMMY HOW MUCH I
SUPPORT AND BELIEVE IN HIS ART,
AND I WANT TO SEE HIM SUCCEED.
NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER.
SO, JACOBI, SINCE I'D NORMALLY
PUT STEPHANIE OR MICHELLE IN
CHARGE OF THIS, I NEED YOU--
>> YES.
>> TO TAKE THE LEAD AND RUN WITH
IT.
>> YES, PLEASE. YES, PLEASE.
>> AND GO CRAZY.
>> I LOVE BEING THE HEAD GAY IN
CHARGE. BUTCH, DIDN'T YOU SAY
THAT ROSSI CALLED EARLIER?
>> YEAH, HE DID.
>> OK. DO I HAVE A MESSAGE ON MY
DESK?
>> NO.
>> OK. HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT
ROSSI CALLED? OSMOSITLY?
>> YOU MEANT TO WRITE IT DOWN,
RIGHT?
>> I DID. I MEANT TO WRITE IT
DOWN.
>> THANKS FOR SAVING HIS ***,
JACOBI.
>> ROSSI MORREALE HAS DONE TONS
OF STUFF. HE'S HOSTED AN ABC
PRIME TIME SHOW CALLED "DATING
IN THE DARK." HE DOES A SHOW
RIGHT NOW CALLED "AMERICAN
AIRGUNNER." HE WORKS CONSTANTLY,
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT
ROSSI HAS TO TELL ME.
>> GISELLE UGARTE CALLED. I
PUT THE MESSAGE ON YOUR DESK.
CALL HER. AND TEXTED YOU.
>> YES. I GOT THAT. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
>> PAY ATTENTION. TAKE NOTES.
>> DON'T TALK TO ME. IT'S
PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT ANGELICA
WANTS ME. YOU CAN TELL BY HOW
MUCH SHE PICKS ON ME. SHE'S JUST
NAGGING AT ME BECAUSE SHE WANTS
A PIECE OF IT.
>> WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SUCH A
CRAZY TENSION? I DON'T
UNDERSTAND IT. IT'S CRAZY.
>> BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS SHE
NEEDS TO GET LAID.
>> SHE DOES, BUT ARE YOU THE MAN
TO DO IT?
>> I DON'T THINK I WOULD TAINT
MYSELF WITH THIS WOMAN.
>> OH!
>> [BEEP]
>> OH, MY GOD. THAT'S--
>> THE FUNNY THING IS, I'M NOT
INSULTED. IF I WAS TO HAVE SEX
WITH HIM, I WOULD OBVIOUSLY WALK
OUT WITH A DISEASE, SO I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT.
>> HONEY, OH, MY GOD.
>> HE HAS A TONGUE RING, AND
THAT TONGUE RING HAS PROBABLY
MET MORE [BEEP] THAN VICTORIA'S
SECRET UNDERWEAR.
>> THIS MEETING IS ADJOURNED.
HOW DOES IT ALWAYS START OUT SO
LOVELY AND GO TO HELL IN A
HANDBAG?
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD. I'M HERE FOR MY
APPOINTMENT.
I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME PAIN IN
MY THROAT, AND I WENT TO GET AN
ULTRASOUND. I'M HERE TODAY TO
HEAR THE RESULTS, AND I HOPE
IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS.
>> PLEASE HAVE A SEAT IN THE
CHAIR.
>> OK. THANK YOU.
>> THE DOCTOR WILL BE WITH YOU
IN JUST A MOMENT.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M DR. SALVADO. HOW ARE YOU?
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, DOCTOR.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. SO
TELL ME HOW I CAN HELP YOU
TODAY.
>> I FELT THIS, LIKE, PRESSURE
ON MY NECK, AND SOMETIMES IT WAS
PAINFUL, AND IT'S HARD TO
BREATHE, AND SWALLOWING IS KIND
OF--ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. FOOD IS
ALWAYS--IT FEELS LIKE IT'S
STUCK, AND I'VE
NOTICED THAT MY VOICE HAS
CHANGED.
>> IT SHOWS THAT IT'S SUSPICIOUS
FOR PAPILLARY THYROID CANCER.
THE NEXT THING IS TO HAVE YOU
SEE AN ENDOCRINOLOGIST. I'LL
ORDER SOME THYROID FUNCTION
TESTS TODAY SO THAT WE KNOW
WHERE THOSE ARE FOR YOU RIGHT
NOW.
>> I'VE HAD TO OVERCOME A LOT IN
MY LIFE, AND GETTING THROUGH
POTENTIAL THYROID CANCER IS
SOMETHING THAT IS GONNA BE
TOUGH, AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET
THROUGH IT.
UH!
>> MMM.
I'M MEETING WITH GISELLE
UGARTE. SHE'S A STUDENT IN MY
THURSDAY CLASS. SHE CAME TO ME A
COUPLE OF YEARS AGO WITH A BLOG
AND A DREAM, AND SHE HAS REALLY
BLOSSOMED FROM THAT BLOG TO A
BEAUTIFUL ON-CAMERA TALENT. THIS
IS YOUR HOUR. THIS IS YOUR
PRIVATE. THIS IS YOUR TIME WITH
ME, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO WORK
ON SPECIFICALLY?
>> I THINK MORE THAN ANYTHING, I
WANT TO GO OVER SOME OF MY
MATERIALS.
>> OK. GISELLE HAS A COOL BLOG
CALLED "SPRINTING IN
STILETTOS," AND IT'S ALL ABOUT
HOW TO STAND TALL IN YOUR OWN
SHOES AS A WOMAN, WHICH HAS
BOOKED HER TONS OF ON-CAMERA
GIGS. I AM A PROUD HOST MAMA.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE
READING IT, BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE
YOU'RE GONNA BE TALKING TO YOUR
SISES--YOUR SPRINTING IN
STILETTO GIRLS, AND WE'LL CALL
THEM "SISES," YOU KNOW? "HEY,
SIS. HEY, SISES." SO I WANT YOU
TO LOOK AT THE PROCTOR. LET'S
READ IT WITH JUST--AND I WANT
YOU TO SAY OUT LOUD, "SIS," OK?
3, 2, 1.
>> SIS, CAN YOU TWERK YOUR WAY
INTO A SLIMMER DRESS SIZE? KEEP
IT CLASSY, GIRL. AND WHOSE BABY
MAMA JUST CAME OUT WITH THE
MUST-HAVE BAG OF THE SEASON?
SIS, FIND OUT ALL THESE ANSWERS
AND MORE, COMING UP ON
"THE TREND E!"
>> OK, NOW SEE HOW MUCH MORE
COMFORTABLE YOU ARE? NO ONE'S
EVER GONNA GIVE YOU THE JOB
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MESS UP ON
THE COPY. THEY'RE GONNA GIVE YOU
THE JOB BECAUSE THEIR AUDIENCE,
THEIR VIEWERS, RELATED AND
CONNECTED TO YOU, AND THEY WANT
TO BE LIKE YOU. YOU INSPIRE, AND
THEY ASPIRE. OVER THE YEARS I
HAVE TAKEN A LOT OF STUDENTS
FROM MY HOST BOOT CAMP INTO THE
MANAGEMENT REALM. IF I FIND
TALENT, I'M NOT STUPID. I'M
GONNA GRAB THEM, AND GISELLE IS
ONE OF THOSE STUDENTS I THINK I
MIGHT WANT TO GRAB. I'M REALLY
PROUD OF YOU. GIVE ME A HUG.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I'M SO PROUD OF...
>> THANK YOU, MAMA.
>> THE ON-CAMERA TALENT YOU'VE
GROWN INTO.
>> THANK YOU.
>> IT'S AMAZING.
YOU GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH
THE MIXER?
>> ANGELICA AND BUTCH
AND I ARE WORKING ON THE
INVITES.
>> OK. I'M SENDING YOU--
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
OK.
>> WHAT CAN I DO?
>> THE PHONE. THE PHONE.
>> OH.
CMEG. THIS IS BUTCH. HOW CAN I
HELP YOU? ROBERT. I'VE GOT A
ROBERT ON THE PHONE. IS IT OK TO
TRANSFER--
>> I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
>> HOLD ON JUST A SECOND. I'M
GONNA TRANSFER YOU RIGHT NOW,
OK?
>> HELLO.
[DIAL TONE]
NO ONE IS THERE, YOU GUYS.
>> I TRANSFERRED IT IN. IT RANG.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
>> HERE IT IS.
>> BUTCH IS WORSE THAN ME ON THE
PHONE. IT'S SIMPLE. WHEN SOMEONE
CALLS, YOU GET THEIR NAME, THEIR
NUMBER, AND THEIR INFORMATION.
>> NOBODY'S ON THE LINE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
>> PICK IT UP. CMEG. JUST PICK
UP. CMEG.
>> CMEG.
[TELEPHONE BEEPING]
>> AAH!
WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT? IT'S A
[BEEP] PHONE!
>> UM, LET ME GET YOUR NUMBER
AND HAVE HER CALL YOU BACK.
MARKI'S ALL PISSED OFF WITH ME
RIGHT NOW FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO
TRANSFER PHONE CALLS, BUT YOU
KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA WALK IN
THERE, I'M GONNA FLEX MY MUSCLE
RIGHT NOW AND SHOW HER HOW A
REAL MAN DOES IT AND PUNCH THE
NUMBERS IN MYSELF.
>> OH, OK. THANK YOU. HI. IT'S
MARKI COSTELLO FOR ROBERT--
>> PLEASE HOLD.
>> ROBERT IS AN AGENT IN
HOLLYWOOD. I'M NOT SURE WHY HE'S
CALLING. WE'VE NEVER WORKED
TOGETHER, BUT I'M GLAD TO
FINALLY HAVE HIM ON THE PHONE,
SINCE THEY FINALLY FIGURED OUT
HOW TO WORK THE PHONE. HELLO?
>> HELLO. IS THIS MARKI?
>> YES, IT IS, ROBERT. HOW ARE
YOU?
>> WELL. I'M WELL. IT'S REALLY
HARD TO GET AHOLD OF YOU.
>> I KNOW. I AM SO SORRY.
>> I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED TO BE
PART OF THE ROSSI TEAM, AND I
WANTED TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU.
>> WHOA. WHAT? LAST TIME I
CHECKED, THE ROSSI TEAM WAS ME.
SO I'M GONNA PLAY IT COOL, SEE
WHAT HE HAS TO SAY AND GO FROM
THERE. ROSSI IS A FANTASTIC
CLIENT OF MINE. I BUILT HIM FROM
THE GROUND UP. I WOULD ALMOST
SAY HE'S ALMOST LIKE MY BABY IN
THE SENSE WHERE I DISCOVERED
HIM, I BUILT HIS BRAND, I GOT
HIM HIS FIRST--
>> I JUST THINK THERE'S SUCH A
DIFFERENT PLACE WE CAN TAKE HIM,
AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING
PART OF THE TEAM, AND I'M
THINKING THAT WE CAN UPGRADE
HIM.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I'M SORRY.
TO WHAT HIM?
>> UPGRADE HIM.
>> OK. ALL RIGHT. WELL, I MEAN,
I THINK UPGRADE IS A LITTLE BIT
DEROGATORY. IT'S ACTUALLY VERY
COMMON FOR A TALENT TO HAVE AN
AGENT AND A MANAGER. THE ONLY
PROBLEM IS, IN MY WORLD, WHEN A
TALENT GETS AN AGENT, I DECIDE
WHO THE AGENT IS GOING TO BE, SO
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT ROSSI IS
THINKING OR WHAT THIS AGENT IS
THINKING. HE PRODUCED A MOVIE,
HE STARRED IN A MOVIE, HE'S
HOSTED 20 MILLION THINGS, HE'S
GOT 3 SHOWS ON THE AIR RIGHT
NOW. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, ALL OF
THE STUFF THAT I'VE BUILT IS
POPPING, AND ADDING ANOTHER
PERSON TO THE TEAM WOULD BE
PIVOTAL, BUT LET'S JUST MAKE
SURE WE ALL SORT OF STAY IN OUR
LANE. SO I THINK WE SHOULD FOR
SURE, YOU, ME, AND ROSSI SIT
DOWN FOR LUNCH OR A MEETING.
>> YES. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A
MEETING LATER THIS WEEK.
>> AND APPARENTLY THERE IS ALSO
A MEETING ALREADY SET UP FOR
ROSSI, AND I FIND THAT A LITTLE
INTERESTING SINCE I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT IT. NOW, THAT'S
NOT FOLLOWING PROTOCOL. LET'S
JUST SAY THIS MEETING IS ON, OK?
>> LADIES, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD MORNING. YOU'RE EARLY.
>> GOOD MORNING.
>> BUTCH, CAN I HAVE A CHAI
LATTE?
>> YEAH, SURE.
>> AND A LITTLE BIT OF AN
ESPRESSO, PLEASE. POR FAVOR.
>> YOU GOT IT.
>> GRACIAS. ACTUALLY, I THINK
I'M LIKING THIS LITTLE
PROMOTION.
>> I GOT TO BE HONEST. I LOVE
SEEING YOU RIGHT HERE.
>> DO YOU LIKE ANGELICA THERE
MORE THAN STEPHANIE?
>> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD
QUESTION. THIS WEEK, YES, BUT
WHEN STEPHANIE COMES BACK, I'LL
PROBABLY LIKE HER MORE.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> HEY.
>> WOW!
>> DO A LITTLE TURN. DO A LITTLE
TURN. WHOA!
>> I HAVEN'T EVEN DIGESTED THE
NEWS ABOUT MY HEALTH, SO IT'S
EASIER FOR ME TO GO TO WORK WITH
A HAPPY FACE ON AND JUST GET
THROUGH THE DAY AND TALK ABOUT
IT WHEN I'M READY.
>> THOSE LOOK BIGGER.
>> MY *** LOOK THE SAME SIZE
ALL THE TIME.
>> NO, THEY REALLY DO.
>> NO, THEY LOOK THE SAME. I
WANT TO PUT MY "P" IN BETWEEN
THOSE.
>> AND MOTORBOAT THEM.
>> HONEY, THAT'S NOT
MOTORBOATING, OK? I WOULD GIVE
HER A PEARL NECKLACE.
>> YOU REALLY ARE A ***,
AREN'T YOU?
>> YEAH. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
WHY DON'T WE JUST MEET IN THE
MIDDLE HERE, AND LET'S TALK
ABOUT TOMMY'S ART EVENT.
>> SO WE'RE ALL GETTING READY
FOR THE CMEG EVENT, AND IT
FOCUSES ON TOMMY'S ARTWORK, AND
IF THE EVENT IS A BIG FRICASSO
[BEEP] FROSCO [BEEP] FIASCO,
THEN SHE'S GONNA HAVE US ALL
HUNG.
>> I THINK WE SHOULD REALLY JUST
GET SUPER-SERIOUS ABOUT TOMMY'S
ART EVENT THIS WEEK AND IRON OUT
ALL THE DETAILS AND WHO'S DOING
WHAT. I'M WORKING ON THE VENUE.
WHAT ELSE ARE WE NEEDING FOR
THIS EVENT?
>> WELL, WE NEED A GUEST LIST.
>> SHOULD WE HAVE BANDAGED ***
STEPHANIE TAKE CARE OF THE GUEST
LIST?
>> THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL FOR US,
CONFIRMING PEOPLE ON THE PHONE.
>> OK.
>> BUTCH CAN HELP CARRY ALL THE
PAINTINGS AND THEN CLEAN UP AND
THEN DO ALL THE SETTING UP. NO,
BECAUSE HE'S BUFF. HE CAN HANDLE
IT.
>> YEAH. WELL...
OH, MY GOD. I SWEAR, YOU COULD
CUT THE *** TENSION BETWEEN
ANGELICA AND BUTCH WITH A KNIFE.
WHY DON'T THEY JUST DO IT
ALREADY SO WE COULD ALL MOVE ON
AND GET TO WORK?
>> I HAVE A QUESTION. FOOD--HOW
ARE WE GONNA DO ALL THAT? I
REALLY WANT TO TAKE CONTROL OVER
THE FOOD AND DRINKS. I THINK I'M
VERY GOOD AT KNOWING WHAT'S GOOD
AND WHAT'S NOT GOOD, WHAT'S
WACK.
>> GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT'S
GOOD, FOOD-WISE?
>> WE DON'T WANT TO BE SERVING
YOUR REGULAR, YOU KNOW,
CAUCASIAN FOOD, CRACKERS AND
CHEESE THAT YOU GUYS LIKE TO
EAT. WE NEED TO BE MORE
CREATIVE, LIKE, HAVE, LIKE,
ABSTRACT STUFF.
>> CRACKERS AND CHEESE?
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS--THAT'S
WHAT JACOBI WANTS.
>> I DON'T EAT CRACKERS AND
CHEESE.
>> WITH CELERY. I'M ON A DIET.
>> CHEESE AND CRACKERS? THAT'S
HORRIBLE.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST
REMEMBER THE BIG FOCUS FOR THIS
EVENT IS THAT WE SHOWCASE
TOMMY'S ART AND THAT NONE OF US
MESS UP.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[DOG BARKS]
>> WINSTON. WHAT IS THAT?
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GET DOWN.
>> YOU MISS ME.
>> I WAS REALLY SURPRISED THAT
MICHELLE CAME TO VISIT ME AFTER
MY SURGERY. IT REALLY DOES SHOW
THAT DEEP DOWN, SHE ACTUALLY
DOES CARE, AND EVEN THOUGH WE
DON'T SEE EYE TO EYE ON PRETTY
MUCH ANYTHING, SHE DOES HAVE A
SWEET SIDE.
>> I GOT YOU FLOWERS.
>> AW. THAT WAS SWEET. PUT THEM
SOMEWHERE.
HI, DEAR.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
>> OH, THANKS.
>> ARE YOU EXCITED?
>> I AM EXCITED.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> STEPHANIE GETS ON MY NERVES
MORE THAN ANYONE, BUT IN SOME
WAYS, IT'S CREATED A SPECIAL
BOND. WE HAVE A LOVE/HATE
RELATIONSHIP. I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE
MY SISTER.
>> THANK YOU FOR COMING BY,
MICHELLE.
>> OF COURSE.
>> IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME,
REALLY. IS EVERYTHING OK? YOU
SEEM A LITTLE OFF.
>> NO. EVERYTHING IS NOT OK.
>> WHY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> THEY FOUND A BIG MASS IN MY
THROAT. IT KIND OF COVERS MY
THYROID, LIKE 4 CYSTY AREAS, SO
THEY'RE REALLY WORRIED.
>> GOD.
I'M SORRY, MICHELLE. I WANT TO,
LIKE...
>> DON'T HUG ME.
>> HOLD YOU.
>> I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH TWO
KIDS. I WORK FULL-TIME. I AM
TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT ABOUT
THE MASS ON MY THYROID, AND I
VALUE THE PEOPLE THAT I WORK
WITH, AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
MY INNER *** TO TAKE A LITTLE
BREAK. I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING
TIRED, AND IT WAS JUST IMPORTANT
TO ME SO THAT I COULD CLEAR THE
AIR WITH YOU, JUST MAKE SURE YOU
KNOW HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT YOU,
AND I KNOW IT DIDN'T ALWAYS COME
ACROSS THAT WAY BECAUSE I COULD
BE RATHER HARSH, BUT I DO CARE
ABOUT YOU A LOT. A LOT.
>> I WANT US TO COME TOGETHER
AND REALLY SUPPORT EACH OTHER,
AND I THINK THAT YOU AND I
COULD BE VERY DANGEROUS OUT
THERE TOGETHER.
>> WE WILL BE.
>> SO I THINK WE NEED TO--
[WINSTON SNORTS]
>> [LAUGHS]
>> BE DANGEROUS TOGETHER. YOU
ARE SO RUDE.
>> ANYWAY, I'M GONNA GO. ALL
RIGHT. GIVE ME A HUG. DON'T--OK.
LOVE YOU.
>> MMM. I LOVE YOU.
>> IT'S ABOUT TIME. BUTCH
BROUGHT LUNCH BECAUSE WE'RE
GONNA MEET, AND WE'RE GONNA EAT
AND WORK. CAN I HAVE A UTENSIL,
BUTCH? HAS ANYBODY TALKED TO
STEPHANIE? HOW IS SHE FEELING?
>> SHE LOOKS GOOD. EVEN THOUGH I
TOLD STEPHANIE ABOUT MY HEALTH,
I AM REALLY NOT READY TO TELL
EVERYONE AT CMEG, SO I'M GONNA
KEEP IT PROFESSIONAL, AND I'LL
TELL THEM WHEN I'M READY.
>> OH, MARKI, SO GISELLE UGARTE
CALLED.
>> YEAH.
>> AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET YOU
KNOW THAT SHE HOSTED THIS
RED-CARPET EVENT LAST NIGHT AND
THAT SHE WAS INTERVIEWING ONE OF
THE CAST MEMBERS OF "GLEE."
>> RIGHT.
>> AND I GUESS NOBODY ELSE
NOTICED, BUT SHE NOTICED THAT
SHE WAS WEARING A RING ON HER
FINGER. TURNS OUT SHE'S ENGAGED,
AND GISELLE WAS THE FIRST PERSON
TO GET THE SCOOP.
>> SHE BROKE IT?
>> SHE BROKE THE NEWS, AND,
LIKE, LITERALLY, THEY'RE PLAYING
IT EVERYWHERE.
>> THAT'S HUGE.
>> THAT'S HUGE. OH, MY GOD.
GISELLE UGARTE HAS BEEN STUDYING
WITH ME FOR ABOUT TWO YEARS, AND
SHE WAS JUST COVERING AN EVENT
ON THE RED CARPET. SHE BROKE THE
STORY ON THE RED CARPET OF NAYA
RIVERA FROM "GLEE" GETTING
ENGAGED, SO I THINK GISELLE IS
READY TO GRADUATE FROM STUDENT
TO CLIENT.
♪ I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT
DATE ♪
>> BYE.
>> LOVE YOUR WORK. AND MAKE SURE
THEY GET RID OF THESE DEAD
ORCHIDS!
>> ANGELICA!
>> HELLO!
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> HOW ARE YOU? THAT LOOKS
REALLY YUMMY.
>> YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU'RE NOT ON TIME, PEOPLE TEND
TO ORDER.
>> OH. MWAH. HOW ARE YOU? MAYBE
I SHOULDN'T KISS YOU.
>> ROBERT, MARKI, I'M GLAD TO
SEE EVERYONE GETTING ALONG OFF
THE START.
>> IDEALLY, AGENTS AND MANAGERS
WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM, SO I'M
GOING INTO THIS LUNCH CAUTIOUSLY
BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE THIS
AGENT KNOWS HIS PLACE IF I
DECIDE TO PUT HIM ON THE TEAM.
LET ME KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT
YOU. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY
TALENT?!
>> HERE'S THE THING. I WANT TO
GET MY HAND IN MORE
OPPORTUNITIES. I DON'T WANT TO
PIT YOU TWO AGAINST EACH OTHER.
WE HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, AND
WE'VE DONE VERY WELL IN THE
PASSING YEARS, AND I JUST WANT
TO EXPAND AND BUILD ON THAT,
WHICH ROBERT HAS--WE MET. HE WAS
LIKE, "HERE'S WHAT I SEE. HERE'S
WHAT I THINK I CAN DO."
>> MY EXPERTISE THUS FAR HAS
BEEN EITHER BUILDING YOUNG
CLIENTS AND GETTING THEIR CAREER
GOING OR REINVENTING PEOPLE. I
THINK YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB IN
BUILDING HIM, AND NOW I WANT TO
WORK WITH YOU TO TRY TO PUSH
EVEN FURTHER BECAUSE HE CAN
CARRY A FILM.
>> RIGHT.
>> HE CAN CARRY A TV SERIES.
>> I BUILD TALENT FOR A LIVING.
I MANAGE, GUIDE THEM, AND ONCE
I'VE BUILT THEM, PEOPLE WANT TO
POACH THEM AND TAKE THEM, AND
THEY SEE THAT ALL OF THE HEAVY
LIFTING HAS BEEN DONE. SO I HAVE
TO MAKE SURE THAT THAT'S NOT
GONNA HAPPEN ON MY WATCH.
>> THIS NEW SHOW IS MY 40th SHOW
THAT I'M OUT HOSTING FOR YOU.
40th SHOW.
>> I KNOW. THAT'S 40 SHOWS I
GOT YOU. ALL OF THE CREDIT GOES
TO ME AND ALWAYS GOES TO ME.
>> OK. EASY, WIZARD OF OZ. YOU
DON'T MAKE PEOPLE WITH TOOLS IN
THE BACK OF YOUR OFFICE.
>> I BUILD THEM, AND THEN
EVERYBODY WANTS TO STEAL THEM
AND TAKE THEM.
ROSSI HAS ASKED ME TO MEET WITH
HIM AND THIS NEW GUY ROBERT AS
HIS POSSIBLE AGENT. I'M GONNA
HEAR ROSSI OUT, HEAR THE AGENT
OUT, BUT AT THIS POINT, IT
COULD GO TWO WAYS. I MIGHT PUNCH
HIM OUT, OR WE MIGHT HUG IT OUT,
BUT I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WANT TO
KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA PROCEED AS
A TEAM, AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO
GET F'd DOWN THE ROAD, BECAUSE I
FEEL LIKE I'M A PIVOTAL PART OF
WHY YOU ARE WORKING TALENT
TODAY. HERE'S THE THING. EVERY
TALENT HAS A TEAM BEHIND THEM,
BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH
COMMISSION TO GO AROUND, SO YOU
CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY COOKS IN THE
KITCHEN, AND NO ONE IS GOING TO
OUTCOOK ME.
>> I'M NOT GONNA GO LEAVE YOU.
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE BASICALLY LIKE MY LOS
ANGELES MOTHER.
>> SAY I'M YOUR MOMAGER. SAY IT.
>> YOU'RE MY MOMAGER.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> THE FACT IS, I HAVE TO MAKE
MONEY, AND I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO
PAY MY RENT, AND THE FACT THAT
NOW I'M HAVING A BABY--
>> WHAT?
>> I NEED JOBS.
>> WHAT?
WHAT?!
IS KACEY PREGNANT?
>> YES.
>> OH, MY GOD. ROSSI.
OH!
ROSSI, HE'S LIKE MY BABY, AND I
JUST FOUND OUT THAT ROSSI AND
KACEY ARE HAVING A BABY, SO I
GUESS I'M GONNA BE A GRAMAGER?
SO I NOW SORT OF UNDERSTAND WHY
ROSSI IS SORT OF GOING INTO THE
HUNTER/GATHERER MODE. WHEN A
BABY COMES IN THE PICTURE, I
KNOW YOU GET SCARED ABOUT
PROVIDING, AND WE ONLY WANT TO
SEE YOU DO THE BEST YOU CAN.
>> I APPRECIATE THAT.
>> SO I THINK WE CAN MAKE
SOMETHING WORK. AFTER HAVING
LUNCH WITH ROSSI AND ROBERT, I
SEE THAT ROBERT IS REALLY A GOOD
GUY AND HAS THE BEST OF
INTENTIONS, AND I ACTUALLY THINK
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT TEAM. AS
LONG AS EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO IS
THE HEAD *** IN CHARGE OF
ROSSI AND HIS CAREER, ALL WILL
BE OK. WHO'S PICKING UP THE TAB
TODAY?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL. YOU
GUYS WORK FOR ME, AND I
APPRECIATE IT.
>> I ACTUALLY ALREADY PAID THE
TAB WHEN I WALKED IN.
>> I FIGURED YOU DID.
>> WELL, THIS IS SOMETHING YOU
CAN BUY. IT'S AFFORDABLE. IT'S
BEAUTIFUL. IT'S LUXURIOUS.
IT'S--I MEAN, COME ON. EVERY DAY
I GO TO WORK, LET'S BE HONEST. I
DO DRESS THE BEST FROM ALL OF
YOU GUYS.
>> GIRL, I LOVE YOU, BUT I WOULD
NEVER WEAR ANYTHING YOU WEAR.
YOU WEAR IT WELL, BUT I WOULD
NEVER WEAR ANYTHING YOU WEAR.
>> OK. SO STEPHANIE--I FEEL BAD.
SHE'S BEEN HOME ALL WEEK, SO I
WANTED TO TAKE HER OUT SO SHE
CAN FIND A DRESS THAT WILL FIT
HER LITTLE TINY *** FOR THIS
ART SHOW.
>> WHAT, UM, HAVE I BEEN MISSING
AT THE OFFICE? EVEN THOUGH I'VE
BEEN RECOVERING FROM HOME AFTER
MY SURGERY, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THE ART OPENING FROM HOME AS
WELL, AND FIELDING ALL OF
MARKI'S EMAILS. I'M REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK
INTO THE OFFICE SO I CAN HAVE MY
HANDS ON EVERYTHING AND MAKE
SURE EVERYTHING IS EXECUTED LIKE
I WANT IT TO BE.
>> DON'T GET MAD, BUT I'VE
BASICALLY REPLACED YOU A LITTLE
BIT.
>> REPLACED ME? OK, HOW HAVE YOU
REPLACED ME? I WOULD LOVE TO
HEAR THIS.
>> I ACTUALLY SIT ON YOUR DESK
NOW, AND JACOBI DID MAKE A
LITTLE COMMENT. HE SAID, "I KIND
OF LIKE YOU BETTER."
>> OH!
>> HE DID. I'M NOT LYING.
>> THAT LITTLE [BEEP].
>> HE DID.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR MARKI
NOW?
>> YOU KNOW, MARKI GAVE ME A
PROMOTION.
>> WHAT DID SHE PROMOTE YOU TO?
>> TO BE HER PERSONAL, PERSONAL,
PERSONAL ASSISTANT--BOOK HER
FLIGHT, GET HER POINTS FOR HER
FLIGHTS, GETTING ALL HER CAR
SERVICES.
>> OK. WELL, I DON'T DO ANY OF
THAT, SO YOU'RE NOT REPLACING
ME, HONEY. YOU'RE JUST SITTING
AT MY DESK.
>> OH.
>> ANGELICA IS SO FUNNY THAT
SHE'S SAYING SHE'S
REPLACED ME WHILE
I'M OUT OF THE OFFICE. BUT I
DON'T PICK UP MARKI'S LUNCH OR
BOOK HER FLIGHTS, SO SHE HASN'T
REPLACED ME.
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES. YOU READY
TO TRY SOME STUFF ON?
>> YES. YES, YES. THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME I'M TRYING ON CLOTHES
NOW THAT I'VE GOT MY NEW ***,
SO I'M REALLY EXCITED TO SEE HOW
THINGS FIT.
>> SO YOUR BRA, YOU HAVE TO KEEP
IT ON?
>> I HAVE TO WEAR THIS BRA FOR 6
WEEKS.
>> OH, HORR--NO. UM, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NICE, BUT NO, NOT FOR YOUR
BODY. THE ***, TOO MUCH.
>> ARE YOU JUST DISTRACTED BY MY
UGLY SURGICAL BRA?
>> NO. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW--IT'S
A LITTLE BIG ON YOU, TOO. THE
COLOR IS A LITTLE PALE. NO. ALL
THE WAY NO.
>> NEXT.
>> WOW! THAT IS REALLY PRETTY.
>> DO YOU LIKE IT?
>> I THINK THAT'S PERFECT.
>> I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY NEW
*** TO MAKE THEIR DEBUT. HOW
MUCH ARE THOSE FINGERLESS CHANEL
GLOVES?
>> I DO BELIEVE THEY'RE A COUPLE
OF GRAND AS WELL.
>> [GASP]
>> THEY ARE CHANEL.
>> THE ARTWORK IS STILL A LITTLE
BIT CROOKED, SO, BUTCH, WHY
DON'T YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE,
VERY STRAIGHT, HANG THE ARTWORK
VERY STRAIGHT?
>> IT'S THE DAY OF THE ART
MIXER. THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO. WE
ARE TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING
DONE BEFORE MARKI GETS HERE, AND
IF WE DON'T, HEADS ARE GOING TO
ROLL.
>> YOU GUYS, THIS PLACE HAS TO
LOOK A HELL OF A LOT BETTER.
>> I'M REALLY KIND OF CONCERNED
THAT THERE'S ONLY CHAMPAGNE
FLUTES HERE AND NO WINE GLASSES.
AND THERE'S NO CHAMPAGNE.
>> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THIS AND A WINE GLASS?
>> OK, A CHAMPAGNE FLUTE IS LONG
AND SKINNY, AND IT KEEPS THE,
YOU KNOW...
>> YEAH, BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE
A WINE GLASS TO ME, TO BE
HONEST.
>> IT'S NOT.
>> OK, AND WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A CHAMPAGNE GLASS?
>> THIS IS A CHAMPAGNE GLASS.
>> YEAH, BUT A WINE GLASS, JUST
BECAUSE IT HAS--
>> IT'S BROADER. IT'S WIDER.
YEAH, BECAUSE THE WINE NEEDS TO
BREATHE.
>> BREATHE?
>> SO IT HAS A BIGGER BOWL SO
THAT THE WINE CAN BREATHE.
>> BUTCH WAS GETTING MAD AT ME
BECAUSE I GOT PLASTIC CHAMPAGNE
FLUTES INSTEAD OF WINE GLASSES.
HONESTLY, I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS
FLUTE UP HIS ***, AND I KNOW
HE'LL LIKE IT.
>> HOW IS THE STEP-AND-REPEAT
COMING?
WHO IS PUTTING THAT TOGETHER?
>> I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT AS
WELL.
>> OK, WELL, I'LL FINISH THIS
WHILE YOU GO DO THAT.
A STEP-AND-REPEAT REFERS TO THE
RED CARPET. IT'S WHERE ALL THE
CELEBRITIES STOP, POSE, SMILE,
AND REPEAT. THE STEP-AND-REPEAT
IS ONE OF THE DOZENS OF THINGS
THAT'S NOT FINISHED, AND THANK
GOD I HAVE BEEN SO BUSY I
HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO WORRY
ABOUT MY OWN HEALTH CRISIS.
>> I NEVER SET ONE OF THESE UP
BEFORE.
>> YOU HAVEN'T?
>> NO.
>> WELL, IF YOU HAVE AN iPHONE,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD, UM...
>> OK, SO YOU'D RATHER ME LOOK
IT UP ON AN iPHONE RATHER THAN
HAVE SOMEBODY THAT'S ALREADY
DONE IT BEFORE TELL ME HOW TO DO
IT?
>> WE DON'T NEED YOU BEING
HOSTILE. NO, BUTCH, WHAT DOESN'T
MAKE SENSE IS THAT A 30-YEAR-OLD
RECEPTIONIST THINKS THAT HE HAS
THE AUTHORITY TO TELL ANYBODY
ELSE WHAT TO DO. GO MAKE ME A
LATTE AND THEN WHEN YOU GET BACK
HERE, PUT TOGETHER THE
STEP-AND-REPEAT.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I DON'T KNOW. WHY IS SHE
ALWAYS GIVING ME ATTITUDE? LIKE,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. LIKE, I'VE
NEVER DONE ANYTHING BUT BE NICE
TO HER, AND ALL SHE DOES IS GIVE
ME [BEEP] EVERY TIME I ASK HER
A QUESTION.
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW. THE GIRLS,
THEY--PERIODS.
>> HA HA HA!
>> RIGHT?
>> DO YOU WANT TO GO OR NOT? DO
YOU WANT TO STAY, OR DO YOU WANT
TO GO?
>> I WAS GONNA GO.
>> SO THEN I WANT YOU TO GET
DRESSED AND LOOK NICE, OK? ALL
RIGHT, I GOT TO GET READY, GUYS,
FOR REALSIES. THIS IS WHAT I
WANTED TO SHOW YOU BECAUSE MY
OCD--LOOK. DON'T THINK I'M
CRAZY, BUT OK. LOOK. WHEREVER
THERE'S A LITTLE--THAT ONE, THIS
ONE, AND THAT ONE. SO TONIGHT IS
THE BIG ART OPENING, AND I
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO
DO SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, REALLY
SPECIAL FOR TOMMY. IT MEANS A
LOT TO ME, AND SO BECAUSE
THERE'S SO MUCH SORT OF RIDING
ON THIS AND MY OCD IS IN FULL
SWING, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE EVERY LITTLE DETAIL,
EVERYTHING IS PERFECTION. I
SWEAR TO GOD, IF ANYTHING IS
F'd UP, I WILL "F" SOMEBODY UP.
♪ DUM DA DA DA ♪
>> WOW. YOU LOOK GREAT.
>> I REALLY WANT TOMMY TO KNOW
THAT I'VE MOVED MOUNTAINS TO
MAKE THIS ART SHOW HAPPEN IN
SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME, AND
I WANT HIM TO KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
HE IS TO ME. BUT IF ONE OF MY
MINIONS SCREWS THIS UP, I SWEAR
TO GOD, SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET
FIRED TONIGHT. OK. HAPPY ART
SHOW! THIS IS TOMMY'S BIG ART
SHOW!
OK, THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME, SO
I NEED YOU GUYS TO REALLY PULL
IT TOGETHER. I'LL SEE YOU IN A
MINUTE. YOU KNOW, IN MY WILDEST
IMAGINATION, I WANT TO WALK INTO
THIS ROOM THAT HAS, YOU KNOW,
JUST HIS ART ON EVERY WALL BUT
LIT SO BEAUTIFULLY, AND I WANT
TO SEE A CHAMPAGNE BAR AND A
WINE BAR AND A FULL BAR, AND I
JUST WANT IT TO BE...I WANT IT
TO BE THROUGH THE ROOF, AND I
WANT IT TO BE...
HELLO!
>> HI!
>> HI!
>> WELCOME!
>> WELCOME!
>> HOW BEAUTIFUL.
>> TO THE TOMMY JOHNSON ART
SHOW, AND YOU LOOK FABULOUSLY
AMAZING.
>> UM...
I'M NOT HAPPY. THERE'S NO RUG AS
WE DISCUSSED. THERE'S NO BAR AS
WE DISCUSSED. IS THIS THE BAR?
>> YES.
>> WINE.
>> IS THIS REALLY WHAT WE'RE
WORKING WITH HERE, PEOPLE?
>> DO YOU LIKE THE WINE GLASSES?
>> THE PLASTIC WINE GLASSES? OH,
YES, I'M BLOWN AWAY BY THE
PLASTIC WINE GLASSES.
DIRTY FLOORS, PLASTIC
TABLECLOTHS, PLASTIC
GLASSES--OH...MY...GOD.
I AM ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED ON
ANOTHER LEVEL.
WHAT'S IN THE GIFT BAGS?
>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK?
>> LET'S SEE. A WATER BOTTLE.
>> MICHELLE AND I HAD A LITTLE
FUN WITH THE GIFT BAGS. I MEAN,
MARKI DIDN'T TELL US WHAT TO PUT
IN THERE.
>> A *** BOTTLE AND A RUBBER?
WHO PUT A [BEEP] RUBBER IN THIS
GIFT BAG? WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO
PUT A *** IN THE GIFT BAG?
>> WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
RIGHT NOW?
>> YOU GUYS, ARE WE GIVING THEM
WATER, ***, A ***? WHAT ARE
WE SAYING TO PEOPLE? ARE YOU
[BEEP] KIDDING ME? I KNOW I'VE
GIVEN YOU A LOT TO DO IN A SHORT
AMOUNT OF TIME, BUT YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> WE'RE SAYING DRINK UP,
[BEEP], AND BE MERRY. THAT'S
NOT A BAD MESSAGE.
>> WAIT.
>> NO, NO.
>> YOU HANDLED THE GIFT BAGS.
>> NO. [BEEP]. I DID NOT PUT
THESE [BEEP] CONDOMS. THAT'S
RIDICULOUS.
>> WHO MADE THE GIFT BAGS? WHY
DO YOU KEEP BLAMING BUTCH?
>> IT REALLY WAS HIM.
>> EVERY TIME I ASK SOMETHING,
IT'S BUTCH'S FAULT. WHY IS IT
BUTCH'S FAULT EVERY TIME?
>> JACOBI.
>> IT'S NOT ALL BUTCH'S FAULT.
UM...
>> AND WHAT BOAT ARE YOU GOING
ON? I MEAN, I'M SORRY. IS THERE
A CRUISE SHIP PULLING UP THAT
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HOP ON AS MASTER
OF CEREMONIES?
>> YOU HATE IT?
>> LET'S JUST PUT IT THIS WAY.
YOU HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR
YOU TONIGHT, MEANING YOU BETTER
BE SCHMOOZING. YOU BETTER BE
MINGLING. YOU BETTER BE SELLING
THESE [BEEP] PAINTINGS.
>> SHE IS NOT HAPPY. SHE DOES
NOT LIKE ANYTHING THAT WE'VE
PUT TOGETHER, AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO BECAUSE I'M FREAKING
OUT RIGHT NOW.
WHAT IS THIS ADDRESS? I JUST GOT
A TEXT. IT SAYS "SENT THE WRONG
ADDRESS TO EVERYONE. SOMEONE
NEEDS TO GO TO THE OLD
BURNED-OUT BUILDING AND DIRECT
PEOPLE TO THE CORRECT ADDRESS."
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
>> APPARENTLY THE OWNER OF THIS
GALLERY USED TO OWN ANOTHER
GALLERY WHICH BURNED TO THE
GROUND, AND OUR GUESTS WERE
GIVEN THE ADDRESS TO A PILE OF
ASHES. GREAT.
WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF
INVITATIONS? OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
STEPHANIE. THANKS, STEPH. ARE
YOU SERIOUS?
SO STEPHANIE LITERALLY SENT
EVERYONE THE WRONG ADDRESS, AND
THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE NOW.
THEY'RE SHOWING UP AT THE OLD
ADDRESS, AND NOW WE NEED TO SEND
THEM TO THE NEW ADDRESS.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> NO. THAT'S NOT A JOKE.
>> THAT'S NOT A JOKE AT ALL.
THAT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
>> IT'S 5:35. NOBODY'S HERE, AND
I'M JUST HAPPY THAT IT WASN'T ME
WHO F'd UP, SO CHEERS TO THAT.
>> MARKI, WE NEED TO TALK TO
YOU. STEPHANIE SENT YOUR CLIENTS
THE WRONG ADDRESS.
>> WE'RE NOT PLAYING A JOKE ON
YOU.
>> I'M BEING DEAD SERIOUS.
>> WHERE IS STEPHANIE?
>> WE DON'T KNOW.
>> SHE'S PROBABLY AT THE WRONG
ADDRESS.
>> EVERYBODY NOW HAS THE WRONG
ADDRESS. EVERYTHING THAT COULD
GO WRONG IS GOING WRONG. I'M SO
ANGRY. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.
SOMEBODY IS GOING TO HAVE TO
ANSWER FOR THIS COLOSSAL F-UP.
>> HI!
>> HELLO. STEPHANIE.
>> HI. OH, MY GOD.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> HOW ARE YOU? I DON'T KNOW IF
I SHOULD HUG YOU OR SLAP YOU.
>> YES, HUG ME.
>> OK, I WANT TO HUG YOU, BUT
YOU SENT EVERYBODY TO THE WRONG
ADDRESS.
>> I DID NOT...
>> LET ME SEE YOUR ***.
>> SEND EVERYONE TO THE WRONG
ADDRESS. SOMEONE ELSE DID. SO
APPARENTLY THE WRONG ADDRESS
WAS GIVEN OUT IN THE
INVITATIONS, SO I GET ALL THESE
PHONE CALLS OF PEOPLE WONDERING
WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE. SO
I JUST SENT SOMEONE DOWN THERE
SO THAT THEY COULD SEND EVERYONE
TO THE PROPER LOCATION, WHICH
WAS TWO BLOCKS AWAY. NO ONE
NEEDS TO FREAK OUT. I HAVE IT
UNDER CONTROL. THE NEW ADDRESS
WAS SENT OUT IN AN URGENT EMAIL
TO EVERYONE, AND WE HAVE SOMEONE
AT THE OTHER LOCATION DIRECTING
THEM.
>> OK. HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO
SAY. LET'S PARTY, MOTHER [BEEP]!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
>> HEY!
>> HEY, TOMMY AND LUCAS!
YAY! THE PARTY HAS STARTED! HI,
BABY.
WHOO! YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S
STARTING TO TURN, THANK GOD.
TOMMY HAS SHOWED UP. PEOPLE ARE
SHOWING UP. THE STEP-AND-REPEAT
IS SUPER-BUSY. LOTS OF PEOPLE
ARE COMING OUT TO SHOW THEIR
SUPPORT. YAY! HA HA HA! MWAH
MWAH MWAH MWAH!
>> CAN I FEEL THEM?
>> YEAH. JUST GENTLY, THOUGH. IF
I'M, LIKE, GROPING THEM, PLEASE
STOP ME.
>> HA HA HA!
>> OH, MY GOD. POPPY!
SO I PUT THIS ART SHOW ON FOR
TOMMY, BUT A GIRL'S GOT TO DO
WHAT A GIRL'S GOT TO DO. I GOT
TO SCHMOOZE WITH ALL MY CLIENTS
AND STUDENTS AND PEOPLE THAT I
KNOW IN ONE ROOM. THEY ALL WANT
A LITTLE PIECE OF MARKI, AND I
WANT A LITTLE PIECE OF THEM.
>> I WANT TO DO A SHOW ABOUT
HELPING KIDS BECOME MORE
COMFORTABLE, BETTER VERSIONS OF
THEMSELVES.
>> I LOVE THAT. YES. AND WE'RE
WORKING ON GETTING YOU THAT
DEAL, SO IT'S LIKE 98%.
>> HELLO, LOVEY. HOW ARE YOU?
>> HOW DID THE HEADSHOTS TURN
OUT?
>> LET'S JUST SAY THE TANNING
ONE WASN'T A HIT.
>> I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU
FOR COMING OUT AND SHOWING YOUR
SUPPORT FOR TOMMY. WHERE'S
TOMMY, THE ARTIST? TOMMY!
>> [CHEERING]
>> COME ON, TOMMY! YEAH!
LET'S CELEBRATE LIFE. FAMILY
FIRST, AND MOST ARE YOU ARE LIKE
FAMILY. LET'S JUST SAY ALL OF
YOU. [BEEP] SO THIS IS A TOAST.
MAZEL TOV!
>> [CHEERING]
>> GIVE ME A KISS. I LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU. I REALLY HOPE
TOMMY FEELS GOOD ABOUT TONIGHT
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY APPRECIATES
EVERYTHING THAT WENT INTO MAKING
TONIGHT HAPPEN.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO LOOK, LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE, RIGHT? LET'S GO TO
SANTA BARBARA, GO BACK TO THE
FOUR SEASONS, RIGHT?
>> THE FOUR SEASONS?
>> RIGHT. SANTA BARBARA.
>> TOMMY HAS JUST SURPRISED ME
WITH A SANTA BARBARA GETAWAY,
AND IT'S THE FIRST TIME IN A
LONG TIME THAT HE'S DONE
SOMETHING FOR ME. I'M EXCITED
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THINGS ARE
FINALLY BACK ON TRACK.
>> NO MORE WHITE. I'M SORRY.
>> WE'RE REALLY OUT OF ALCOHOL
ALREADY.
WE'RE PASSING OUT WATER BOTTLES.
>> BUTCH, WHERE'S THE REST OF
THE WINE? THERE'S NO MORE WINE.
PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR--
>> WEREN'T YOU IN CHARGE OF THE
ALCOHOL?
>> NO. THAT WAS YOU. I TOLD YOU
WHAT TYPE TO GET, AND YOU DIDN'T
GET SUFFICIENT.
>> YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
>> YES, I DID!
>> LOOK, I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE
WALK-AND-REPEAT BULL [BEEP].
>> WALK-AND-REPEAT?
>> STEP-AND-REPEAT. WHATEVER.
>> GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT,
DUDE!
>> YOU BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH. WHY
ARE YOU EVEN [BEEP] TALKING TO
ME RIGHT NOW? YOU DON'T BOSS ME
AROUND FOR [BEEP]. YOU DON'T
TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING AT
ALL. WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO
YOU WANT? I'M NOT GOING
ANYWHERE. THIS IS YOUR JOB.
MARKI, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. I
HAVE--I HAVE--I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE. I CAN'T TAKE PEOPLE
TALKING DOWN TO ME. I AM A MUCH
SMARTER INDIVIDUAL THAN PEOPLE
GIVE ME CREDIT FOR. EVERY TIME
YOU TURN YOUR BACK, THEY COME AT
ME. THEY'RE BITING AT MY HEELS.
THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME.
THEY'RE TRYING TO PUSH ME DOWN,
AND I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
>> I CANNOT BELIEVE BUTCH
DECIDED NOW, OF ALL THE TIMES
AND ALL THE PLACES TO TELL ME
THAT HE'S HAD A HARD TIME IN THE
OFFICE, HE'S HAD A HARD TIME
ADJUSTING. YOU KNOW WHAT, BUTCH?
BAD TIMING.
>> I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS
ANYMORE. I CAN'T DEAL WITH
ANGELICA [BEEP] WITH ME EVERY
DAY, TRYING TO GET ME FIRED,
TRYING TO THROW ME UNDER THE
BUS. I THINK THAT THIS COMPANY
IS SO GREAT BUT THE PEOPLE IN IT
RIGHT NOW ARE JUST--THEY'RE
TOXIC, AND I CAN'T INVOLVE
MYSELF IN THAT ENVIRONMENT. I'M
GONNA HAVE TO GO. I HAVE TO
LEAVE.
>> YOU'RE QUITTING?
>> YEAH.
>> ANGELICA!
>> BUTCH JUST QUIT.
>> GOOD. YES.
>> NO, DON'T SAY GOOD. IT'S NOT
GOOD.
>> NO. HE NEEDS TO LEAVE. HE WAS
ACTING GHETTO.
>> ALL RIGHT, I GIVE UP. I GIVE
UP. I GIVE UP. I GIVE UP. SO
BUTCH DECIDES IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE ART SHOW TO QUIT. THIS IS SO
UNPROFESSIONAL. YOU DON'T TELL
ME IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EVENT.
BUT GOOD RIDDANCE, ***. I MEAN
BUTCH. DID I SAY THAT?
>> HI! HOW ARE YOU? AFTER THE
BUTCH DEBACLE, I SEE A PRETTY,
FRESH FACE COME WALKING TOWARDS
ME, AND IT'S SAMANTHA INDIANA,
AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER TO
SEE SAMANTHA AT THIS MOMENT. AND
I KNEW IT--THE MOMENT I HAD THAT
MEETING IN MY OFFICE WITH THEM,
I KNEW SAM HAD RAW EMOTION.
MICHELLE IS YOUR MOM, AND JACOBI
IS YOUR TEACHER. YOU'RE IN
DETENTION. IMPROVISE WHATEVER
YOU WANT FROM THERE. TAKE IT
AWAY.
>> ARE YOU A BULLY?
>> NO!
>> SO HE'S LYING, OR YOU'RE
LYING?
>> I'M NOT LYING. HE CALLS ME
NAMES EVERY DAY.
>> OK. SCENE. AND I'M SO HAPPY
THAT THEY'RE HERE TONIGHT
BECAUSE I DO WANT TO TELL THEM I
WANT TO MOVE FORWARD AND WORK
WITH THEM. YOU HAVE RAW TALENT,
AND THAT'S A GIFT. SO, WHAT I
WANT YOU TO DO IS, WHEN YOU GO
HOME, I WANT YOU TO GET INTO A
KICK-*** CLASS BECAUSE I WANT
YOU TO FEEL CONFIDENT WHEN YOU
WALK INTO A CASTING, KNOWING, "I
GOT IT." AND THEN I'M GONNA
BRING YOU BACK OUT HERE FOR
PILOT SEASON.
>> YAY!
>> WHOO!
>> OK? I MEAN, HONESTLY...
>> SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS
OPPORTUNITY.
>> WELL, I'M GRATEFUL. I'M
GRATEFUL.
>> I'M REALLY GRATEFUL FOR
THIS--
>> AH AH AH!
>> I'M GRATEFUL.
>> SPEAKING FOR ME.
>> LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN. SO
WE'LL TALK ON MONDAY. YOU'RE
WELCOME. MWAH. BYE.
GISELLE! BABY.
>> HI!
>> I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME.
WERE YOU SHOOTING ALL DAY?
>> YES.
>> SEE, THAT'S DEDICATION.
>> HAIR AND THIS. YOU HAD TO BE
THERE.
>> I HAVE GOOD NEWS. I WANT TO
WORK WITH YOU. I WANT YOU TO
COME INTO THE OFFICE. I WANT YOU
TO BE PART OF CMEG!
>> I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU!
>> I KNOW! GIVE ME A HUG.
>> I ALWAYS WANT TO CRY. THIS
IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
>> GO HOME AND CALL YOUR MOM,
YOUR PARENTS. I'LL HAVE YOU COME
IN, AND WE'LL GO THROUGH ALL
YOUR PICTURES, YOUR REEL, YOUR
WEBSITE, ALL OF THAT.
>> PERFECT.
>> THANK YOU FOR COMING.
>> I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.
>> BYE, ANGEL.
>> BYE.
>> I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL THE
ART SHOW WITH MY HEALTH NEWS,
BUT I FINALLY GOT THE TEST
RESULTS BACK FROM MY DOCTOR,
AND I HAVE TO TELL MARKI, SO I
WAITED TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
TO TALK TO HER.
>> UM, SO I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
TALK TO YOU ALL NIGHT, BUT I
KNOW IT'S YOUR NIGHT, AND I'M SO
GLAD THAT EVERYTHING WENT OFF
WITHOUT A HITCH. I KNOW IT'S NOT
GOOD TIMING WITH BUTCH AND
EVERYTHING, BUT, UM, I REALLY
NEED TO PROBABLY TAKE SOME TIME
FROM THE OFFICE. I DON'T WANT
TO. I FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE THIS
LUMP ON MY THYROID, AND THEY
SAID THAT IT'S CARCINOMA.
>> IS IT CANCER?
>> BASICALLY. I NEED A CHEST
X-RAY AND A CT SCAN TO MAKE SURE
THAT IT DIDN'T SPREAD THROUGH...
>> OH, MY GOD. ABSOLUTELY TAKE
SOME TIME OFF, MICHELLE. I FEEL
LIKE THE HITS JUST KEEP ON
COMING. MICHELLE JUST TOLD ME
DEVASTATING NEWS, AND SHE'S
GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A LEAVE OF
ABSENCE. LISTEN, YOUR HEALTH AND
YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR KIDS ARE
THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
WITHOUT MICHELLE. I REALLY
DON'T. I JUST WANTED TO SAY WE
HAVE ALL OF YOU HERE. THANK YOU
FOR MAKING TONIGHT HAPPEN. I
MEAN, THE ART SHOW WAS A HUGE
SUCCESS. TOMMY SOLD LITERALLY 9
PAINTINGS.
>> GREAT!
>> YAY!
>> I KNOW. 9 PAINTINGS SOLD, AND
AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE DO OUR
JOB WELL. WE ARE A DYSFUNCTIONAL
FUNCTIONAL FAMILY. AS MUCH AS I
COMPLAIN ABOUT MY CMEG FAMILY,
THEY'RE MY FAMILY AND I LOVE
THEM, AND I COULDN'T DO WHAT I
DO WITHOUT THEM. I JUST WANT TO
SAY THAT I LOVE YOU. GROUP HUG.
>> LIGHT GROUP HUG.
>> LIGHT GROUP HUG.
TEAM CMEG!
>> WHOO!
>> YOU NEED A PEDI, BY THE WAY.
>> I KNOW!
>> ARE YOU GONNA GRAB ANOTHER
DRINK?